the wedding of the beauties.

[Khablan]

Aww, poor Alg... maybe we can sneak him into the reception.  Lots and LOTS of cookies there.  Mama Khab settles back, trying to see around Bara's big hat.  Where ARE those brides, anyway?  Did they get sidetracked in the hallway?  Were they abducted by aliens??  Or maybe ninjas???  Good heavens, I hope not.

[Bara]

*Barakrin takess off his helment*

Sorry lady.....

*pulls out a boltgun and begans twrilling it around*

[Vive Mon Genie]

vive slides into the seat next to larry wearing a black halter dress. she leans over to whisper in his ear. hey did i miss anything?

when the piano starts to play she straitens and starts to play with a piece of fuzz and her force field...

* it comes out of her palm.. the force field.. and she claims to be Larry's guest if anyone asks...*

[Larry]

"Hey, if you're going to sit here, don't do anything to draw attention to me."

Larry offers Vive a cookie and then swiftly throws a shuriken at the piano player, killing him in an instant.

"What? He was annoying."

[Khem]

PUR resurects the piano man with her dreaded and rarely understood powers gained in the lexicon. he starts playing the walk in song. PUR and Alana begin their walks down the aisle. suddenly a conga tune comes on so PUR starts a conga line through the aisle.

[Allama]

Alana danced her favorite flamenco, a distance-covering version of Las Sevillanas, all the way down her side of the church with her dress hiked up around her knees to show off some fancy footwork she'd practiced for just such an occasion.

The two ladies reached the front simultaneously, just as the conga line dispersed and headed for their respective seats.  That was perfect!

[Tacolicious]

PUR resurects the piano man with her dreaded and rarely understood powers gained in the lexicon. he starts playing the walk in song. PUR and Alana begin their walks down the aisle. suddenly a conga tune comes on so PUR starts a conga line through the aisle.

That's all well and good, but no magics can make that piano man's microphone not smell like a beer

[Khablan]

Oh shush, you. 

Mama Khab, who was previously taking a short nap, leaning on the unfortunate person sitting next to her (and only snoring a little bit), is wakened by the excitement rippling through the crowd.  The brides!  They're here!  Bouncing on her seat, she claps her hands together and tries very hard to resist the impulse to applaud.  That would be terribly unseemly at a wedding, don't ya know.  She grabs a tissue out of her pocket, which is of course basic preparation for such a momentous event.

[Allama]

Alana waited patiently for Oz to begin the ceremony, stealing looks at her beloved between breaths.  As he began to speak, the brides turned to face one another.

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OOC: Oz, get in on this!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco readies rice cookies to throw at the new couple*

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FACT: According to Allama, David Bowie is less than 3

[Bara]

"Wait a sec"

*Runs out and Puts on a full Imperial Guard uniform*

"Alright, all i need is a chainsword.."

*Looks around and spots on on the Altar*

"YES!!!!"

*Runs up and grabs it*

[Trey]

Trey comes in in his best suit and sits next to Vive (and Vive's black halter).  He politely waits for the ceremony to begin.  Since he already killed Allama once (in the Taijitu Tavern) he doesn't want to draw attention to himself.

[Khablan]

Mama Khab figures Oz must've fallen asleep.  So she begins pelting him with little pieces of brownie in a subtle effort to get his attention, the silly male. 

[Bara]

Aloow me, Momma Khab"

*Actives his chainsword*

"WAKE UP Oz, OR IM GOING TO SLICE YOUR NECK OFF!!!"

[Khablan]

Not precisely subtle, but effective nonetheless.