the wedding of the beauties.

[Allama]

Loudspeaker: "Nice outfit, Vark!"

[Varkour]

Crap, they know its me....

Varkour walks out again

[Bara]

*Puts on a black ski mask*

he he, suckas

[Khem]

now wearing her elegant tyedie corseted dress and flowers in her hair PUR was ready to head out. nearly forgetting her sword she grabbed it last minute remembering she needed to be able to deal with scallawags during the wedding. she walked out of her dressing room and narrowly avoided the taijitan paparazi.

alana my love soon our vows shall be complete and we can take our love to the next level.

[St Oz]

Saint Oz starts skimming through his abridged version of the bible and started to itch his white robe. He then called out, "This is too itchy!"

Saint Oz throws down a smoke bomb and as the smoke clears Oz appears in his Pink Robings. Did he just change in front of everyone while in that smoke??

As the smoke cleared Oz raises his hood and says, "What's that smell on your shirt... it's the purp, it's the purp."

"Jeuh word yo.."

[Bara]

"No offense oz, but what the heck does "Jeuh word yo.." mean!

[St Oz]

Oz pulls out his 9mm out of his meditative hands and aims it at Barakarin's head in a gangsta fashion, "Means shut the hellz up."

Saint Oz looks left and right and puts the 9mm back in his robe, "Err, I mean sit down..."

[Khem]

PUR consulted with the Boob Fairy before heading towards where she would be waiting for her chance to walk down the aisle.

[The Empire]

Among the last, undersigned appeared by personal teleportation, dressed in a full dress uniform with the black beret of an armoured unit neatly rolled under the left pauldron and an irregular chainsword with golden tassles hanging from the belt.

[Khablan]

Seeing the ceremony starting, Mama Khab nearly sits on Larry.  Oooops!  She finds another seat, muttering something under her breath about blasted ninjas and that whole fading-into-the-background thing.

[St Oz]

Oz opened a trap door where a voice said, "Do I have to play the piano?"

Oz shot a couple of shots down there and yelled, "I don't feed you for nothing, play!"

Then the Saint walked back to his alter where he saw a bunch of wide eyes but the music started playing marry had a little lamb and Oz went back to the door and shot another shot down there "I said Marriage sequence!"

"Ok Boss."

Oz slammed down the trap door and went back to the alter where the correct marriage march was playing. Oz prepared his bible out and awaited the brides to come through the sides.

[Bara]

"Blast, ill be right back!"

*Runs out for a min, then runs back in, looking like a cross from Master Chief, Spartans, Clone Trooper, and a Imperial Guradsman*

"Alright, go!"

[Khablan]

Mama Khab gives Bara a grin and a thumbs up for creativity. 

[Algerianbania]

*Still impersonating Sting
(I can easily imagine PUR having a crush on Sting)

"Blast! It seems as if my little shtick didn't work!"

*Sees Mama Khab. Runs toward her.

"Cookies!"

*Security takes him out.

[Bara]

Stpid sting