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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #120 on: July 07, 2007, 08:52:52 AM »
I don't, I just have faith in Taco Antibodies. Besides the magic spell is still in effect so it's not like it can kill me  :D
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #121 on: July 07, 2007, 05:39:20 PM »
Nope, i dont have things that can kill you.. just take away the ability to pee , have fun in a back room and other things in your danger area!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #122 on: July 07, 2007, 06:38:20 PM »
I never have to pee again! Man, that'll save me a lot of time and keep my bathroom a lot neater. This is quite possibly the best thing that could have happened to me!  :clap:
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #123 on: July 07, 2007, 06:41:08 PM »
no, the pee will just build up and you will expolde with in... 5 days
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #124 on: July 07, 2007, 06:43:22 PM »
Good thing medical science is only 4 days away from finding a solution to the explosion problem then
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #125 on: July 07, 2007, 07:02:29 PM »
"woops, misread my clock. you have...5 hours, not 5 days. silly me
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #126 on: July 07, 2007, 07:37:28 PM »
So you're clock is also a calender then?
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #127 on: July 07, 2007, 07:59:14 PM »
heck yeah
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #128 on: July 07, 2007, 08:29:23 PM »
Oh well... until medical science has a cure common sense will have to do. *Taco uses a pen to stab a small hole in his bladder, problem solved*
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #129 on: July 07, 2007, 08:31:35 PM »
i hate you butthole
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #130 on: July 08, 2007, 02:47:34 AM »
Eek, these are my good shoes!  Oh wait.  I'm barefoot.  OH NO!!!
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #131 on: July 08, 2007, 08:49:40 AM »
*lifts feet off the floor to avoid the blood-mixed piss and whacks Taco with the silver plate that used to support the wedding cake*
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #132 on: July 08, 2007, 09:02:52 AM »
Would you rather I had exploded? Think of the mess then!
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #133 on: July 08, 2007, 09:15:04 AM »
Well, you messed Khab's feet, that deserves some sort of punishment...
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #134 on: July 08, 2007, 09:32:48 AM »
I could just always fix the problem.. *Taco goes back in time and ties a bucket to his hip before puncturing the hole* There, now the mess went into the bucket and a mess has been stopped before ever having been created.
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