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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #105 on: July 04, 2007, 06:31:02 AM »
*Taco absorbs the wedding cake through his skin* Actually that is quite good... *Taco absorbs another slice*
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #106 on: July 04, 2007, 11:55:38 PM »
You missed a spot.  There, on your chin.
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #107 on: July 04, 2007, 11:56:26 PM »
"Allow me"

*Pulls out his Chiansword*

"Alright, if ya move, ill probably cut your chin off."
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #108 on: July 05, 2007, 02:46:31 AM »
*Taco uses mysterious powers to break the chainsword and then uses less mysterious powers to lick the icing off of his chin*
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #109 on: July 05, 2007, 01:17:45 PM »
"Come on! that cost me a lot of money!"
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #110 on: July 06, 2007, 06:14:45 AM »
Never fear, Khab is here.  And she's packing duct tape.  Which she tosses to Bara to fix his chainsword.
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #111 on: July 06, 2007, 04:01:10 PM »
*Catches the tape and begins duck taping the chiansword*

"There down!"

*mistakenly turns it on, cutting his fingers off*

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #112 on: July 06, 2007, 05:11:31 PM »
See this is why I broke it, I was looking out for your best interests...

*While Bara is distracted by his bleeding finger, Taco replaces Bara's chainsword with a nerf chainsword*
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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #113 on: July 06, 2007, 06:01:05 PM »
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sprays blood all over Taco and while doing so, sucker puches him and kills taco*

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #114 on: July 06, 2007, 06:56:52 PM »
the spell from before was still in effect so it only looked like taco had died but that was only his temporary stand in.

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Offline Bara

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #115 on: July 06, 2007, 07:01:01 PM »
"Crap"

*goes faitn from losing so much blood*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #116 on: July 06, 2007, 07:22:02 PM »
Well rightly, even without the spell I'm just a little tougher then the whole "killed by a sucker punch" scenario
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Offline Khablan

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #117 on: July 06, 2007, 11:24:21 PM »
Mama Khab applies pressure by tying cookies over the stubs.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #118 on: July 07, 2007, 12:19:33 AM »
*Taco eats the bandage cookies*
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Offline Khablan

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Re: the wedding of the beauties.
« Reply #119 on: July 07, 2007, 04:15:14 AM »
Now, Taco, there's blood all over that.  How do you know Bara isn't afflicted by something?  Like the creeping crud?
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