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Offline Tacolicious

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The Curse Game!
« on: April 19, 2007, 06:08:22 PM »
You start off by defining the curse the last person made and how it can be broken
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Curse of Jimboyah on you!!

Curse of Jimboyah makes you irresistible to red necks, they will hang out with you 24/7 until the curse is broken. It can be broken by bathing in moonshine during the next full moon.

Curse of Pandalust on you!

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2007, 06:12:53 PM »
The Curse of Pandalust makes you desire the lovin' of pandas until the curse is broken.  It can be broken by consuming nothing but bamboo and green tea for a week.

Curse of Emoliath upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 06:35:47 PM »
The curse of Emolaith makes you into an Emo kid. The only way to break the curse is to smile within the first 24 hours and appreciate something awesome in the world.

Curse of Raman on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 07:32:45 PM »
The curse of Raman, or as it's properly spelled "Rah, mon" turns the person it is cast upon into a rastafari. To get rid of this curse, the person must consume a piece of Bob Marley on the next full moon.

The Curse of Funkakhamen upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 09:18:50 PM »
The Curse of Funkakhamen makes you uncontrollably bust funky moves 24/7. The curse is broken by buying a drum kit and rocking out for an hour.

The Curse of Um Bongo upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2007, 05:51:13 AM »
The Curse of Um Bongo turns your skin black. It is broken by playing African natives' drums for three days consecutively on a rock.

The Curse of On-lee Essaped Pi-ciz upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2007, 11:19:39 PM »
The Curse of On-lee Essaped Pi-ciz causes you to over-hyphenate all words. It can be broken by reading the dictionary cover to cover in one sitting

Curse of the Oompa-Loompa on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2007, 07:19:59 AM »
The Curse of Oompa-Loompa gives you orange skin, green hair, and the urge to spontaneously burst into song. It can be broken by eating twenty bars of chocolate in one day.

Curse of the Werepyre on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2007, 08:43:06 AM »
Curse of Werepyre makes you always think that at one time you were at someones funeral pyre even though you weren't and they are still alive. The curse can be broken by actually going to their funeral pyre.

Curse of Smelsofoats on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2007, 09:15:06 AM »
The Curse of Smelsofoats makes you smell distinctly of oats, no matter how many baths you have. It is, unfortunately, unbreakable, but it wears off in about a week. Until then, avoid horses.

Curse of Fabric Softener on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2007, 06:20:14 PM »
The curse of fabric softener makes your clothes incredibly soft, so incredibly soft in fact that random passers by begin rubbing themselves against your clothes and speaking Gibberish about "The fluffiness of the Gods" until they rub you out of existence.

The curse can be broken by using Fabric Hardener in the next load although those who break the curse spend the remainder of their days in search of that same kind of softness and none have yet to find it.

Curse of the Marmoset's scalp on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2007, 08:09:27 PM »
The Curse of the Marmoset's Scalp doesn't give you the scalp of a marmoset or anything like that. It makes you break into zoos and scalp marmosets, building up a grotesque collection in your basement. So, in a roundabout way, I suppose it actually does give you the scalp of several marmosets. It can only be broken by bathing in the boiled milk of a pregnant marmoset.

The Curse of Trivial Annoyances on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2007, 01:09:38 AM »
The Curse of Trivial Annoyances causes little things that annoy you to occur once every thirty seconds.  Then, every hour, you get wacked over the head with a hammer.  The only way to cure it is to watch the entirety of all three "Spanish Inquisition" sketches of Monty Python's Flying Circus on the sort of one-eighth moon right after the new moon.

The Curse of Monty Python upon you!
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2007, 06:48:00 AM »
The Curse of Monty Python makes you constantly spout strings of gibberish and nonsense. Symptoms include declaring parrots to be dead, demanding strangers to give you their lupins, and speaking in an outrageous French accent. It can be cured by travelling to Poland and eating three and a half cupcakes inside a waterfall.

Curse of the Rubber Ducks upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2007, 05:41:35 PM »
The curse of the rubber ducks causes little spots that look like yellow ducks appear all over you, and cause you to have a rubberish consistency.  Every few minutes, an actual rubber duck lands on your head, attached to an adobe brick.  The only way to cure it is to scream "Sieg Heil!" in a crowded Tel Aviv street.  Of course, the curse may be better than the results of the cure.

The curse of Everquest upon you!
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