Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Tacolicious on April 19, 2007, 06:08:22 PM
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You start off by defining the curse the last person made and how it can be broken
Curse of Jimboyah on you!!
Curse of Jimboyah makes you irresistible to red necks, they will hang out with you 24/7 until the curse is broken. It can be broken by bathing in moonshine during the next full moon.
Curse of Pandalust on you!
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The Curse of Pandalust makes you desire the lovin' of pandas until the curse is broken. It can be broken by consuming nothing but bamboo and green tea for a week.
Curse of Emoliath upon you!
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The curse of Emolaith makes you into an Emo kid. The only way to break the curse is to smile within the first 24 hours and appreciate something awesome in the world.
Curse of Raman on you!
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The curse of Raman, or as it's properly spelled "Rah, mon" turns the person it is cast upon into a rastafari. To get rid of this curse, the person must consume a piece of Bob Marley on the next full moon.
The Curse of Funkakhamen upon thee!
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The Curse of Funkakhamen makes you uncontrollably bust funky moves 24/7. The curse is broken by buying a drum kit and rocking out for an hour.
The Curse of Um Bongo upon thee!
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The Curse of Um Bongo turns your skin black. It is broken by playing African natives' drums for three days consecutively on a rock.
The Curse of On-lee Essaped Pi-ciz upon thee!
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The Curse of On-lee Essaped Pi-ciz causes you to over-hyphenate all words. It can be broken by reading the dictionary cover to cover in one sitting
Curse of the Oompa-Loompa on you!
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The Curse of Oompa-Loompa gives you orange skin, green hair, and the urge to spontaneously burst into song. It can be broken by eating twenty bars of chocolate in one day.
Curse of the Werepyre on you!
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Curse of Werepyre makes you always think that at one time you were at someones funeral pyre even though you weren't and they are still alive. The curse can be broken by actually going to their funeral pyre.
Curse of Smelsofoats on you!
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The Curse of Smelsofoats makes you smell distinctly of oats, no matter how many baths you have. It is, unfortunately, unbreakable, but it wears off in about a week. Until then, avoid horses.
Curse of Fabric Softener on you!
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The curse of fabric softener makes your clothes incredibly soft, so incredibly soft in fact that random passers by begin rubbing themselves against your clothes and speaking Gibberish about "The fluffiness of the Gods" until they rub you out of existence.
The curse can be broken by using Fabric Hardener in the next load although those who break the curse spend the remainder of their days in search of that same kind of softness and none have yet to find it.
Curse of the Marmoset's scalp on you!
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The Curse of the Marmoset's Scalp doesn't give you the scalp of a marmoset or anything like that. It makes you break into zoos and scalp marmosets, building up a grotesque collection in your basement. So, in a roundabout way, I suppose it actually does give you the scalp of several marmosets. It can only be broken by bathing in the boiled milk of a pregnant marmoset.
The Curse of Trivial Annoyances on you!
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The Curse of Trivial Annoyances causes little things that annoy you to occur once every thirty seconds. Then, every hour, you get wacked over the head with a hammer. The only way to cure it is to watch the entirety of all three "Spanish Inquisition" sketches of Monty Python's Flying Circus on the sort of one-eighth moon right after the new moon.
The Curse of Monty Python upon you!
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The Curse of Monty Python makes you constantly spout strings of gibberish and nonsense. Symptoms include declaring parrots to be dead, demanding strangers to give you their lupins, and speaking in an outrageous French accent. It can be cured by travelling to Poland and eating three and a half cupcakes inside a waterfall.
Curse of the Rubber Ducks upon you!
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The curse of the rubber ducks causes little spots that look like yellow ducks appear all over you, and cause you to have a rubberish consistency. Every few minutes, an actual rubber duck lands on your head, attached to an adobe brick. The only way to cure it is to scream "Sieg Heil!" in a crowded Tel Aviv street. Of course, the curse may be better than the results of the cure.
The curse of Everquest upon you!
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The Curse of Everquest transforms any human being cursed thus into the typical Everquest addict. Symptoms include: pale skin, lack of friends "IRL", rampant consumption of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and extreme virginity. It can be broken by actually kissing someone other than your relatives.
Curse of Minsc and Boo upon you!
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The curse of Minsc and Boo turns you into a tiny white dancing-mouse named Minsc and causes you to get an obsession with scaring other creatures.
The only known cure for this curse is to sucessfully scare an alley cat of considderable size. Unfortunately, all before me was eaten before they transformed back, killing both them and cat in the process.
I place the curse of Nurgle upon you!
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The curse of Nurgle causes a man named Nurgle to appear to you, and only you. He is an annoying guy who can make suggestions in your brain. He does very, VERY annoying things, and knows how to annoy you specifically. The only way to cure it is to memorize an entire episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, and, making a maximum of five mistakes, perform it. It must be performed just outside of Buckingham palace, on the night of the full moon, while someone whips you.
The curse of Christopher Lee upon you!
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Under the Curse of Christopher Lee, you feel drawn to movies in which Christopher Lee stars, and watch them over and over, forsaking your friends, family and job. It can be cured by bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower on the third Tuesday of the month.
The Curse of Jahooli upon you!
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The curse of "Ja, Hoo, Li" causes you to uncontrollably switch languages between German and a random Asian dialect. The only cure is to watch every Jet Li movie ever made...but it must be dubbed in German.
The curse of Papa Smurf upon you!
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The curse of Papa Smurf transforms you into a naked version of the Smurfette chained by the neck to the wall of Papa Smurf's play dungeon. The only cure is to eat a tea spoon of Smurf stew made by Gargamel from all the real Smurfs, if a single one is missing it will fail and you will be magically returned to the moment you were cursed. The first attempt must be successful or you will remain Papa Smurf's slave forever.
(And NHL, for reference, Nugle is a chaos-god of plague and rot in Games Workshop's figure-games, try googling it)
I place the curse of FUBAR upon thee!
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Alas, the curse of FUBAR causes you to suffer so many misfortunes you become unrecognizable even to those you hold dearest. The curse can only be broken by cutting down the largest tree in the wood with... a herring!
Curse of Phelma upon you!
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So sad...phe curse of Phelma makes you substitute Ph for Th in your speech and writing.....Pheoratically phis can phreaten phe sanity of phe cursed one.....it also messes up your freindship with pheresa and naphaniel....it can be broken only by licking phe phroat of phe Phylacinus(Tasmanian wolf).....
The curse of lollards upon thee.....
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The dreadful Curse of Lollards transforms you into the most horrible of all things: an idiot that types stupid "internet speak" all over forums and chat rooms. You don't even understand l33t; you just over-use cliches like "lol" and "teh" while simultaneously abandoning any semblance of grammar, correct spelling, or punctuation. The only way to break the curse is to read a god damn book.
Curse of Hubrisa upon you!
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The Curse of Hubrisa makes you become unbearably arrogant, greatly unpopularising you with those around you. It can only be cured by wearing the tail of a cat around your neck for three days.
Curse of Jangel-Fen upon you!
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The curse of Jangel-Fen makes you look like a background character in star wars lore. As a result you are forever followed by obsessive nerds who forever correct you on every star wars error you make - because you have no idea who Jangel-Fen is and hence you are not Jangel-Fen enough to satisfy their Fen-lust - as well as endless discussion of old trilogy vs new trilogy arguments and analysises. This curse can only be broken by a swift death via Unicorn attack at the space-time co-ordinates of "August 14th, 1732 at 4:36:17.238198459356957pm EST: Bottom of the Atlantic ocean" if you die at any other space-time co-ordinate other then those provided the curse follows into the afterlife and any potential future incarnations.
Curse of The Cave Mongooses' Thumbs upon thee!
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The Curse of The Cave Mongooses' Thumbs gives you, predictably, the thumbs of a cave mongoose. However, as you have never seen a cave mongoose, all you know is that your thumbs have become inexplicably furry. It can be cured by tracking down the unfortunate cave mongoose that has recently grown a pair of human thumbs, and travelling with it in a matter transporter, which will splice all the thumbs back onto their respective bodies.
Curse of Cornflour upon you!
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The Curse of Cornflour causes cornflowers to grow from your scalp instead of hair. Though not aptly named, it is dreaded nonetheless for bees will likely swarm you every time you go outside. The only way to break the curse is to fertilize the flowers for 20 days, then pull them out at the root.
Curse of Xen'drik upon you!
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The Curse of Xen'drik makes you place apostro'phes in the mi'ddle of random words for no appar'ent reason. The curse can be bro'ken by cyc'ling to Dover under cover of dar'kness.
Curse of the Hippodrome upon you!
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Curse of the Hippodrome makes you believe that you are battling for your life in a futuristic arena where Hippos are the ultimate gladiators of the digital age. These aren't just any hippos, these are hungry hungry hippos. In reality of course you're just horribly insane and running amok in the streets. The curse can be broken by beating King Hippo in a boxing match in 2 rounds or less on the hardest difficulty.
Curse of Randomocity upon thee!
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The Curse of Randomocity not only makes you blurt out random words and phrases at inconvenient moments, it also makes your life pretty damn random. To cure it, simply ignore any crocodiles, unicyclists, octopi, etc. that turn up at the door, and tape your mouth shut for a week.
Curse of Cellar Doors upon you!
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The curse of cellar doors makes you subconscious mind into your conscious mind throwing open the cellar doors of your mind... suddenly you understand way too much about your every action and what it means about your past and about you as a person. The curse can only be broken by being pelted with lemons while you scream aloud which of your grandparents is (in your opinion) "most do-able".
Curse of Lawn Gnome upon thee!
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The Curse of Lawn Gnome makes you really small, turns you into cheap plastic, and gives you a strange desire to go fishing in someone's garden. It can only be broken if someone tries to sell you on eBay.
Curse of Total Recall upon thee!
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Curse of Total Recall makes you hirribly addicted to the movie Total Recall... friends, family, lovers and even food are all forgotten as the movie becomes your world. This curse can only be broken by watching Twins, Kindergarden Cop, Last Action Hero, Conan, Red Heat, Terminator 1,2 & 3, Commando, Jingle all the way repeatedly until all shreds of sanity are throughly rinsed from your skull.
Curse of MarshSmellos upon thee!
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The Curse of MarshSmellos makes the unfortunately named Smellos leave their homeland in the marshes and start hunting you down. The only way to break the curse is to kill them all; the most effective way of doing this is to run them through with a wooden stake and roast them over a bonfire.
Curse of the Tragic Arch upon thee!
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The Curse of Tragic Arch makes the unfortunate to involuntarily sleep with a perverted archbishop. The only way to break the curse is to convert 666 Catholics to Atheists.
Curse of the Manga upon thee!
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The dreadful Curse of Manga makes you have an existensial crisis every time a cute boy looks at you or doesn't look at you, inevitably causing you stand outside staring at the sky where the wind blows your skirt up to *almost* reveal your panties. The only way to break the curse is to graduate from junior high and ASK THE BASTARD OUT ALREADY.
Curse of Calendaris upon thee!
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The Curse of Calendaris makes you obssessively use the Julian instead of Gregorian calendar, with new years on March 1 and other odd things like that. The only way to break the curse is to be implanted with a Goa'uld symbiote on the eighteenth of July, by the Gregorian reckoning. Of course, you don't know what day that is because you now know the Julian calendar only, but it must be done.
The Curse of Brotherly Love upon you!
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The Curse of Brotherly Love causes you to develop an intense disdain for New Jersey and an overwhelming obsession with William Penn. The only way to break the curse is to eat nothing but cheesesteaks made the RIGHT way for a month straight without dying of heart failure.
Curse of Ant Hills upon you!
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The curse of ant hills makes you a slave to the will of the ants and they have you construct massive any hills for them until you die defending the colony. This curse can only be broken by bringing the queen ant several picnic baskets and hoping she will remove the curse.
Curse of Curselesness on you!
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The curse of Curslesness turns you into a nice-nice who can only say good things to a person. To cure this disease, you must speak with a Republican for five minutes or so. You'll curse them into oblivion.
The curse of Harry Whittington (the guy who got shot by Dick Cheney) upon you!
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The curse of Harry Whittington makes you look like a deer, any time you are shot the story is buried from the press. The only cure is to shoot Cheney in the dick.
The curse of quick drunk upon thee!
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The curse of quick drunk causes you to become drunk at Tara Reid levels after taking some mouthwash. The only cure is to drink nothing but Robitussin and Brisk tea for 42 minutes.
The curse of Jehuty upon you!
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Th Curs o Jehut cause yo t dro th las lette fro ever wor yo writ.
Th Curs o Jellibeib upo the!
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Sucks that this game died...but I'm bringing it back!
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Th Curs o Jellibeib cause many typos, it can only be cured by using a spell checker and staying away from Bara for 48 hours.
The curse of monkey norts upon thee!
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The curse of monkey norts makes you act like a monkey and throw feces...except you throw them straight up. The only cure is to actually hit someone else.
The curse of bloody trout on you!
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:trout:
This curse can only be broken by being the trouter instead of the troutee. Sadly this passes on the curse to the new troutee.
Curse of eternal pillow fight upon thee!
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:fight:
a pillow fight will last forever, never ending, and many geeks shall fall in battle aginst the evil jocks... ;D
Curse of the Geek Libertion Army!
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Curse of Grammar Nazi upon thee!
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everybody morphs into me.
Curse of the APU! (see av)
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Curse of the APU eliminate all plot surrounding you reducing the last hour of your life to pointing up, shooting, and yelling. The curse can only be broken by having an actual conversation that leads to character or story development.
Curse of bland upon thee!
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The curse of bland causes you to seem boring to everyone you meet. The only way to cure yourself of this curse is to become Bill Clinton's best friend.
The curse of Happy Feet on you!
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we watch happy feet over and over agian and we will die unless we watch a different show.
The Curse of Fallen Earth is on you!
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The curse of Fallen Earth makes you old looking, talked about behind your back, and unable to do anything for six months. Plus, everyone already thinks you suck...except for that one guy...
The only cure is to play a good game out NOW.
The curse of Barakarin upon thee!
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The surse of Barakarin causes you to compulsively plug video games, mis-spell commnoyl used werds, and change your name on every full moon. The only way to lift the curse is to sing five rounds of a drinking song in the Tavern without telling anyone to SHUT UP.
Curse of Muad'Dib upon you!
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You know, I really didn't want to have to think up what the curse of Muad'Dib was but, since no one else will...
The Curse of Muad'Dib transforms you into a longwinded kangaroo mouse named Frank. To cure it, you must participate in a Dune Trial and lose.
The curse of Onimusha upon thee!
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The surse of Barakarin causes you to compulsively plug video games, mis-spell commnoyl used werds, and change your name on every full moon. The only way to lift the curse is to sing five rounds of a drinking song in the Tavern without telling anyone to SHUT UP.
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The curse of Onimusha makes you into a sword wielding samurai who runs around saving school girls from tentacles and having fights that involve a lot of yelling and moving line backgrounds. The curse can only be broken by doing 26 episodes and being improperly subtitled.
The curse of Northern Dixie upon thee!
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The curse of Northern Dixie turns you into an eternal contradiction. The only way to cure it is to get Paris Hilton into Mensa.
The curse of Dope Nose on you!