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Offline Larry

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2007, 08:33:49 PM »
The Curse of Randomocity not only makes you blurt out random words and phrases at inconvenient moments, it also makes your life pretty damn random. To cure it, simply ignore any crocodiles, unicyclists, octopi, etc. that turn up at the door, and tape your mouth shut for a week.

Curse of Cellar Doors upon you!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM »
The curse of cellar doors makes you subconscious mind into your conscious mind throwing open the cellar doors of your mind... suddenly you understand way too much about your every action and what it means about your past and about you as a person. The curse can only be broken by being pelted with lemons while you scream aloud which of your grandparents is (in your opinion) "most do-able".

Curse of Lawn Gnome upon thee!


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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2007, 09:01:07 PM »
The Curse of Lawn Gnome makes you really small, turns you into cheap plastic, and gives you a strange desire to go fishing in someone's garden. It can only be broken if someone tries to sell you on eBay.

Curse of Total Recall upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2007, 01:02:06 AM »
Curse of Total Recall makes you hirribly addicted to the movie Total Recall... friends, family, lovers and even food are all forgotten as the movie becomes your world. This curse can only be broken by watching Twins, Kindergarden Cop, Last Action Hero, Conan, Red Heat, Terminator 1,2 & 3, Commando, Jingle all the way repeatedly until all shreds of sanity are throughly rinsed from your skull.

Curse of MarshSmellos upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2007, 06:51:09 AM »
The Curse of MarshSmellos makes the unfortunately named Smellos leave their homeland in the marshes and start hunting you down. The only way to break the curse is to kill them all; the most effective way of doing this is to run them through with a wooden stake and roast them over a bonfire.

Curse of the Tragic Arch upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2007, 07:01:55 AM »
The Curse of Tragic Arch makes the unfortunate to involuntarily sleep with a perverted archbishop. The only way to break the curse is to convert 666 Catholics to Atheists.

Curse of the Manga upon thee!
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« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2007, 01:24:10 PM »
The dreadful Curse of Manga makes you have an existensial crisis every time a cute boy looks at you or doesn't look at you, inevitably causing you stand outside staring at the sky where the wind blows your skirt up to *almost* reveal your panties.  The only way to break the curse is to graduate from junior high and ASK THE BASTARD OUT ALREADY.

Curse of Calendaris upon thee!
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« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2007, 05:42:21 PM »
The Curse of Calendaris makes you obssessively use the Julian instead of Gregorian calendar, with new years on March 1 and other odd things like that.  The only way to break the curse is to be implanted with a Goa'uld symbiote on the eighteenth of July, by the Gregorian reckoning.  Of course, you don't know what day that is because you now know the Julian calendar only, but it must be done.

The Curse of Brotherly Love upon you!
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« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2007, 06:06:22 PM »
The Curse of Brotherly Love causes you to develop an intense disdain for New Jersey and an overwhelming obsession with William Penn.  The only way to break the curse is to eat nothing but cheesesteaks made the RIGHT way for a month straight without dying of heart failure.

Curse of Ant Hills upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2007, 02:46:39 AM »
The curse of ant hills makes you a slave to the will of the ants and they have you construct massive any hills for them until you die defending the colony. This curse can only be broken by bringing the queen ant several picnic baskets and hoping she will remove the curse.

Curse of Curselesness on you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2007, 10:48:03 PM »
The curse of Curslesness turns you into a nice-nice who can only say good things to a person.  To cure this disease, you must speak with a Republican for five minutes or so.  You'll curse them into oblivion.

The curse of Harry Whittington (the guy who got shot by Dick Cheney) upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2007, 01:54:52 PM »
The curse of Harry Whittington makes you look like a deer, any time you are shot the story is buried from the press. The only cure is to shoot Cheney in the dick.

The curse of quick drunk upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2007, 03:56:28 AM »
The curse of quick drunk causes you to become drunk at Tara Reid levels after taking some mouthwash.  The only cure is to drink nothing but Robitussin and Brisk tea for 42 minutes.

The curse of Jehuty upon you!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2007, 11:13:45 PM »
Th Curs o Jehut cause yo t dro th las lette fro ever wor yo writ.

Th Curs o Jellibeib upo the!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2007, 09:39:57 PM »
Sucks that this game died...but I'm bringing it back!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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