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Offline Allama

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2007, 05:52:32 PM »
The Curse of Everquest transforms any human being cursed thus into the typical Everquest addict.  Symptoms include: pale skin, lack of friends "IRL", rampant consumption of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and extreme virginity.  It can be broken by actually kissing someone other than your relatives.

Curse of Minsc and Boo upon you!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2007, 06:28:51 PM »
The curse of Minsc and Boo turns you into a tiny white dancing-mouse named Minsc and causes you to get an obsession with scaring other creatures.
The only known cure for this curse is to sucessfully scare an alley cat of considderable size. Unfortunately, all before me was eaten before they transformed back, killing both them and cat in the process.

I place the curse of Nurgle upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2007, 08:14:35 PM »
The curse of Nurgle causes a man named Nurgle to appear to you, and only you.  He is an annoying guy who can make suggestions in your brain.  He does very, VERY annoying things, and knows how to annoy you specifically.  The only way to cure it is to memorize an entire episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus, and, making a maximum of five mistakes, perform it.  It must be performed just outside of Buckingham palace, on the night of the full moon, while someone whips you.

The curse of Christopher Lee upon you!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2007, 08:40:04 PM »
Under the Curse of Christopher Lee, you feel drawn to movies in which Christopher Lee stars, and watch them over and over, forsaking your friends, family and job. It can be cured by bungee jumping off the Eiffel Tower on the third Tuesday of the month.

The Curse of Jahooli upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2007, 02:08:27 AM »
The curse of "Ja, Hoo, Li" causes you to uncontrollably switch languages between German and a random Asian dialect.  The only cure is to watch every Jet Li movie ever made...but it must be dubbed in German. 

The curse of Papa Smurf upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2007, 09:07:54 AM »
The curse of Papa Smurf transforms you into a naked version of the Smurfette chained by the neck to the wall of Papa Smurf's play dungeon. The only cure is to eat a tea spoon of Smurf stew made by Gargamel from all the real Smurfs, if a single one is missing it will fail and you will be magically returned to the moment you were cursed. The first attempt must be successful or you will remain Papa Smurf's slave forever.

(And NHL, for reference, Nugle is a chaos-god of plague and rot in Games Workshop's figure-games, try googling it)

I place the curse of FUBAR upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2007, 04:18:51 PM »
Alas, the curse of FUBAR causes you to suffer so many misfortunes you become unrecognizable even to those you hold dearest.  The curse can only be broken by cutting down the largest tree in the wood with... a herring!

Curse of Phelma upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2007, 04:34:31 PM »
So sad...phe curse of Phelma makes you substitute Ph for Th in your speech and writing.....Pheoratically phis can phreaten phe sanity of phe cursed one.....it also messes up your freindship with pheresa and naphaniel....it can be broken only by licking phe phroat of phe Phylacinus(Tasmanian wolf).....

The curse of lollards upon thee.....

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2007, 04:46:16 PM »
The dreadful Curse of Lollards transforms you into the most horrible of all things: an idiot that types stupid "internet speak" all over forums and chat rooms.  You don't even understand l33t; you just over-use cliches like "lol" and "teh" while simultaneously abandoning any semblance of grammar, correct spelling, or punctuation.  The only way to break the curse is to read a god damn book.

Curse of Hubrisa upon you!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2007, 05:07:26 PM »
The Curse of Hubrisa makes you become unbearably arrogant, greatly unpopularising you with those around you. It can only be cured by wearing the tail of a cat around your neck for three days.

Curse of Jangel-Fen upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2007, 05:17:28 PM »
The curse of Jangel-Fen makes you look like a background character in star wars lore. As a result you are forever followed by obsessive nerds who forever correct you on every star wars error you make - because you have no idea who Jangel-Fen is and hence you are not Jangel-Fen enough to satisfy their Fen-lust - as well as endless discussion of old trilogy vs new trilogy arguments and analysises. This curse can only be broken by a swift death via Unicorn attack at the space-time co-ordinates of "August 14th, 1732 at 4:36:17.238198459356957pm EST: Bottom of the Atlantic ocean" if you die at any other space-time co-ordinate other then those provided the curse follows into the afterlife and any potential future incarnations.

Curse of The Cave Mongooses' Thumbs upon thee!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2007, 05:48:36 PM »
The Curse of The Cave Mongooses' Thumbs gives you, predictably, the thumbs of a cave mongoose. However, as you have never seen a cave mongoose, all you know is that your thumbs have become inexplicably furry. It can be cured by tracking down the unfortunate cave mongoose that has recently grown a pair of human thumbs, and travelling with it in a matter transporter, which will splice all the thumbs back onto their respective bodies.

Curse of Cornflour upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2007, 06:32:42 PM »
The Curse of Cornflour causes cornflowers to grow from your scalp instead of hair.  Though not aptly named, it is dreaded nonetheless for bees will likely swarm you every time you go outside.  The only way to break the curse is to fertilize the flowers for 20 days, then pull them out at the root.

Curse of Xen'drik upon you!
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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2007, 08:13:33 PM »
The Curse of Xen'drik makes you place apostro'phes in the mi'ddle of random words for no appar'ent reason. The curse can be bro'ken by cyc'ling to Dover under cover of dar'kness.

Curse of the Hippodrome upon you!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Curse Game!
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2007, 08:18:41 PM »
Curse of the Hippodrome makes you believe that you are battling for your life in a futuristic arena where Hippos are the ultimate gladiators of the digital age. These aren't just any hippos, these are hungry hungry hippos. In reality of course you're just horribly insane and running amok in the streets. The curse can be broken by beating King Hippo in a boxing match in 2 rounds or less on the hardest difficulty.

Curse of Randomocity upon thee!
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