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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #165 on: July 13, 2007, 10:40:43 PM »
The Taijitu spellchecker implodes and goes on strike, because it's being overworked.

PCs are no longer allowed to play games...only consoles.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #166 on: July 13, 2007, 10:42:03 PM »
i go into hiding.

We all must know how to sing one, morden song.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #167 on: July 13, 2007, 10:43:10 PM »
Morden, huh?  No one knows the song, so the law is forgotten.

Those who cannot spell are sacrificed Aztec style.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #168 on: July 13, 2007, 10:44:18 PM »
Bara = Dead

Rabies shots are mandatory and now give you rabies instead of preventing it.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #169 on: July 13, 2007, 10:44:55 PM »
Humans = Dead

All guns are replaced with pillows.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #170 on: July 13, 2007, 10:47:40 PM »
gun fanatics=happy

Pirates are now leagel
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #171 on: July 13, 2007, 10:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 13, 2007, 10:47:40 PM
gun fanatics=happy

Pirates are now leagel

Wouldn't they be downright pissed?

Leagel, huh?  Pirates of the Caribbean serves as an instruction manual.

The police force is privatized.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #172 on: July 13, 2007, 10:49:55 PM »
^^ Prices on eye patches, parrots and peglegs sore...

Nothing changes all that much from the way things are now

Ninjas must wear construction site orange
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #173 on: July 13, 2007, 10:50:50 PM »
Nobody wants to be a ninja.

The education system actually gets more money than the prison system.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #174 on: July 13, 2007, 10:52:57 PM »
Kids no longer escape schools now that they can afford guards.

All sugar is replaced with opium
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"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #175 on: July 13, 2007, 10:53:54 PM »
i get high a lot.

RPG-7s are leagl to own.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #176 on: July 13, 2007, 10:55:21 PM »
Not much of a difference except...people........are...............................slower.

Trout bashing isn't considered assault...

Dammit, Bara, I had a response for Taco...now I have to deal with leagl again *Drink*.

BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Classical is the only music allowed.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #177 on: July 13, 2007, 10:56:50 PM »
i do not listen to the law.

your allowed to own any type of gun you want.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #178 on: July 13, 2007, 10:57:59 PM »
Most opt for water guns

The pope must live in space
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http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #179 on: July 13, 2007, 11:11:32 PM »
He's already an alien; what's the difference?

Black James Bond.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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