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Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 01:53:56 AM

Title: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 01:53:56 AM: Make up a stupid law and the next person posts the result

Everyone is now legally required to befriend at least one person named Jimbo
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Solnath on May 12, 2007, 02:06:03 AM: Everyone just calls one of their friends Jimbo.

Abortion is illegal.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khem on May 12, 2007, 02:07:19 AM: done but the entire next generation is retarded and useless.

every time someone swears you must sing.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Delfos on May 12, 2007, 02:18:05 AM: the world is full of joy, street musicals are fashion.

you must kill your mother if she haves sex with another man than her husband.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khem on May 12, 2007, 02:20:48 AM: women everywhere become very concerned about their children finding out about their various affairs.

marijuana is free and mandatory.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 02:22:12 AM: Half eaten cupcakes are everywhere, we're all out of paper clips and the curtains smell like "Dube"

All windows are now to be made of plastic wrap
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Delfos on May 12, 2007, 02:23:30 AM: birds oftenly invade home privacy.

you must not have sex, ever!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 02:28:45 AM: We go extinct because no new babies are born and people chronically masturbate

You must give change to the homeless if they ask for it
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Delfos on May 12, 2007, 02:43:36 AM: Newest profession, known as homeless, is creating rich people all over the world.

you must have a religion.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 02:48:50 AM: Everyone become "Slacktarian" which has only one holy commandment. Sit around on your ass all day watching TV. As a result nothing gets done but TV ratings reach new highs.

Clothing is banned
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khem on May 12, 2007, 02:56:49 AM: i get hassled even more by ugly sweaty men. but picking up chicks is easier.

all drinks must contain heavy amounts of LSD.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Delfos on May 12, 2007, 04:52:56 AM: people die of dehydration

you cannot speak, ever!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khem on May 12, 2007, 08:47:27 AM: people everywhere figure out a universal sign language and peace reigns over earth.

a one month term on dating and marriage etc.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 06:23:38 PM: A national month-by-month dating service becomes bigger than google

Chimps get the vote
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on May 12, 2007, 07:37:21 PM: Everything stays exactly the same.

It is illegal to go outside without wearing at least two hats.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on May 12, 2007, 08:36:05 PM: Death squads roam the street hunting down "mono-hatters" and cases of neck strain rise significantly.

Pig latin is the official language and must be spoken at all times
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: LLANYDERN on June 01, 2007, 04:44:53 PM: no one has any idea whats going on except for some americans (seriously i've never heard anyone do it anywhere else)

andrew lloyd webber musicals are declared a crime against humanity
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on June 01, 2007, 04:52:21 PM: Theater majors across the world riot and are "put down" by the government, robbing the new generation of it's starving actors.

Scientology is the new state religion.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: LLANYDERN on June 01, 2007, 04:53:33 PM: aliens think about making contact but then think we're too weird

all bricks have to be made out of blackpool rock
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 02, 2007, 01:04:33 PM: buildings fall into disrepair as children eat away at the foundations

it is illegal for women to say 'no' to sex
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Miller18 on June 02, 2007, 03:42:53 PM: World population grows to new heights starvation sets in world wide.

Work week only 24 hours.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 02, 2007, 08:04:56 PM: nothin gets made and ppl slack at home

everyone must be friendly
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Feniexia on June 02, 2007, 10:12:29 PM: We all are permitted to do that funny :trout: -ing.

It is illegal to have a PC with an Linux distribution as OS unless you are 73h 3v1l 1337 h4xx0r.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 06:00:38 AM: Linux users are shot on sight and the ways of l337 5p3a|< are gladly forgotten

The new currency of the world is oats
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: LLANYDERN on June 04, 2007, 02:25:42 PM: The world is now governed by the mega corporation Quaker oats all bow down to their filling breakfasting might.

Useless kitchen utensils are banned
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 04, 2007, 06:23:22 PM: An underground group of rebels gather and take up corn huskers and wine bibs to fight bloody battles in the streets.

From now on state executions are done by launching people into the sun.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 04, 2007, 08:08:12 PM: America operate prisons lyk the british - hence prisons overflow (execution is too expensive) and dangerous criminals are released onto the streets also the home office has no idea how many dangerous criminals have illegally migrated

all women above a c cup must wear low cut tops

sorry everyone bout the nature of my laws to date but i struggle for ideas i'll admit most could be viewed as perverted
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Servium on June 04, 2007, 11:32:41 PM: This is a real law in my town

It is illegal to walk down main street with an ice cream cone in your back left pocket!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Algerianbania on June 05, 2007, 12:11:56 AM: ice cream cones are left lying on the street due to the fact that no one has anywhere to put them.

It is illegal to dis the interwebz.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 01:04:16 AM: Productivity dips to an all-time low due to people figuring out what the "interwebz" are.

We must all choose: paper or plastic for the rest of eternity.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 02:44:17 AM: non-paper and non-plastic alternatives become non-existent and we're truly screwed once we run out of trees since all things now must be plastic.

Hence forth, all eggs must be eaten raw
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 02:45:44 AM: People hate eggs and kill all chickens

Smileys are banned
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 02:48:16 AM: I break the law ;D

Weird Al songs are played in the city streets via loudspeakers like the Islamic call to prayer.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 02:52:28 AM: Every human's brain explodes from Al overload and the cockroaches take over.

Everyone is forced to speak in Klingon.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 02:54:40 AM: Bat'leth wounds become rampant and widespread

All beer must now be 40% by vol.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 02:56:39 AM: Great, replies all of humanity.

All water must be recycled as drinking water...even toilet water
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 02:59:05 AM: Floaties become humanities greatest concern and the water now tastes like s***.

Prema Nocture is back baby!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 03:04:52 AM: The world tries to remember what Prema Nocture is.

An incorrectly spelled word results in death.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 03:14:00 AM: Dyslexia becomes a death warrant

Prema Nocture is when the lord/king got to deflower any new bride is his lands on her wedding night, not entirely popular, especially not with the husbands... spelling is probably off... whatcha gonna do about it though? kill me?

From now on Octoberfest is celebrated in March
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 05, 2007, 03:16:18 AM: Quote from: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 03:14:00 AM
Dyslexia becomes a death warrant

Prema Nocture is when the lord/king got to deflower any new bride is his lands on her wedding night, not entirely popular, especially not with the husbands... spelling is probably off... whatcha gonna do about it though? kill me?

From now on Octoberfest is celebrated in March

Why yes...go to the Taijitu Tavern. You'll be dead soon enough.

Confusion reigns with a March Oktoberfest

Friday Night Lights is cancelled
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 03:17:55 AM: Friday becomes dark

Tuesday night lights is started
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Solnath on June 07, 2007, 10:22:26 PM: People can't sleep on Tuesday nights and TGI Friday's change their names to HSIO Wednesday's.

People no longer are allowed to have names, but identification numbers.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on June 08, 2007, 01:36:37 PM: People ultimately fail at remembering the fifteen-digit numbers, resulting in children feeling very displaced and unloved by their parents.

Video games have been deemed inappropriate uses of time by the government and are now illegal.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 08, 2007, 05:10:22 PM: DIE!!!!!!

ahem

a revolution occurs as teenagers (and some adults) fight for their right to play video games

it is illegal to commit suicide. This is punishable by electric chair
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on June 08, 2007, 05:34:15 PM: The bizarre logic causes people to have grand mal seizures, en masse. The law is repealed when it is proven to have killed hundreds without a single conviction.

Contact lenses are required; going out in public without them is considered public indecency.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 08, 2007, 07:26:36 PM: people (including me) regularly expose thmselves

all shops must show demonstrations of how their products work
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 08, 2007, 07:28:16 PM: ann summers recieves a record number of customers

nitrous oxide is legal (see 'the fast and the furious' films)
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 08, 2007, 10:10:49 PM: People are forever repairing craters in brick walls

Tanks are the only legal form of transportation
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 09, 2007, 10:46:42 AM: there is a black market for tank missiles

sun glasses must be worn at all times
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 09, 2007, 06:57:18 PM: People are forever stubbing their toes inside poorly lit rooms.

You must watch at least 1 video game based movie a day
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 09, 2007, 08:55:54 PM: accidental deaths increase as everyone fancies themselves as freerunners

Big Brother is deemed a breach of the Human Rights Act (UK)
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 09, 2007, 10:31:07 PM: The 4th gate of Chu'zul opens and dead actors pour out hoping to get on the show which now airs from hell.

Everyone must have a pet robot
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 10, 2007, 11:22:32 AM: beastiality lovers die from electric shock while trying to shag their pet. The world rejoices.

clothes are optional
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 10, 2007, 04:39:23 PM: The Christian Coalition has a massive simultaneous cerebral hemorrhage.

Everyone must read One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, on pain of death by firing squad.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 11, 2007, 12:30:51 AM: The illiterate are shot on a regular basis, children are shot the moment they are born because they did not read the book.

Penguins must be treated like gods
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 12, 2007, 02:32:34 AM: Shrines often have black and white photos, and penguins are released from zoos. Whenever they pass, they must be bowed to.

Every country in the world MUST be a monarchy, and in every country, REGICIDE IS MANDATORY!!!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 13, 2007, 03:58:16 PM: Kings are appointed and killed often. Eventually the process of picking a new king becomes so costly they just start going by the system that if during the old kings execution the crown rolls towards you you are the new king and next on the chopping block.

ping pong is the new national religion
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 14, 2007, 03:50:57 AM: China becomes the most powerful nation in the world as billions travel to ping pong shrines across the People's Republic.

Scotland must be called England, England must be called Ireland, Ireland must be called the United Kingdom, the United Kingdom must be called France, and France must be called Scotland!!!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 14, 2007, 07:51:03 PM: the whole world becomes confused and several proud histories are betrayed
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 16, 2007, 12:23:15 AM: The lack of laws leads to anarchy, some people are far better off, a lot are far worse off.

Nuclear power is now a breakfast cereal
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 17, 2007, 01:33:33 AM: we all become retard and muntants

thou must hail BARAKARIN AS THE SUPREME RULER!!! HU HA HA HA!!!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 17, 2007, 02:38:32 AM: No one is able say it with a straight face and Barakarin is over thrown by a 90 year old quadriplegic grandmother

Failure to play by the thread rules is now a capital offence
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on June 17, 2007, 02:05:02 PM: Barakarin is executed within a week.

Everyone must have 28 hours of exercise a day.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 17, 2007, 03:43:24 PM: a lot of fat people die within a day

All people must play Warhammer 40K
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Of The US on June 17, 2007, 06:29:09 PM: all people start playing it, call each other hackers and start another world war

all wars are now illegal
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 17, 2007, 07:56:29 PM: The law is broken daily by the American government

llaay hingtay ustmay ebay ypedtay niay igpay atinlay
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on June 17, 2007, 08:12:28 PM: New keyboards are manufactured with an 'ay' button for faster typing. Oh, and I immediately break the law.

Every American is forced to move to France.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 17, 2007, 08:28:23 PM: The French get really annoyed and all move to the US. The Americans discover good bread and wine, The french discover guns and mindless consumption

All things are now measured by how grape-like they taste
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Of The US on June 17, 2007, 09:02:32 PM: the grape gets annoyed and becomes chicken

things are measured in terms of cats
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 17, 2007, 10:33:00 PM: New movies are often described as "two cats down", and cars get 80 cats to the gallon.

Epsiodes of the smurfs are the new national passtime.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Of The US on June 17, 2007, 11:11:15 PM: everyone turns blue after watching the smurfs for 2 days straight

rape cat will rape you
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 18, 2007, 02:51:22 AM: 0.o

Rape cat is now taboo
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 18, 2007, 04:20:26 PM: Of the US becomes unhappy

Everybpdy must join the Geek Liberation Army
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 18, 2007, 10:34:01 PM: Many jocks are put up against the wall and a new clean air campaign promises to improve the resolution of the major city sky lines. People proudly declare that they are the knights who say "Ni!"

Zombie development and release is our new top priority
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 20, 2007, 12:32:26 PM: we all die

(Speaking of zombies, i found this cool zombie games, play it! http://the-last-stand.freeonlinegames.com/ (http://the-last-stand.freeonlinegames.com/))

The army is now disbaned and the marine corps is made bigger
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 20, 2007, 04:38:48 PM: Sword production reaches an all-time modern day high for the influx of new Marines.

Everyone must swear loyalty to Vladimir Putin!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 20, 2007, 04:41:05 PM: The sale of Vodka goes through the roof and is surpassed only by the increase in government corruption.

All cars are to be replaced with rickshaws
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 20, 2007, 04:42:54 PM: All non-Americans are in utter confusion as to what a "rickshaw" is.

Microsoft replaces the UN as the World Government.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 20, 2007, 04:46:27 PM: Quote from: New History lovers on June 20, 2007, 04:42:54 PM
All non-Americans are in utter confusion as to what a "rickshaw" is.

Microsoft replaces the UN as the World Government.

Does this include the Chinese?

People are confused since the UN isn't actually a government, but when microsoft takes over it crashes and hackers have a far easier time taking over the world. People are forced to upgrade to Governance Vista or they no longer receive updates to social services

Clothing is banned
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on June 26, 2007, 10:56:24 PM: People ask, "Hasn't this already happened quite a few times before"?

Don't Stop Believin' becomes the new national anthem.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khablan on June 27, 2007, 03:11:15 AM: 80's big hair and mullets become all the rage again. And the US alters the constitution so they can re-elect Bush for a third term.

In order to prevent students from sneaking a weapon into school, everything that can conceal them are banned; including but not limited to bookbags, pencil boxes, purses, clothing with pockets, baggy clothing, big hair, afros, hats, coats, shoes other than flip-flips, and binders.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on June 27, 2007, 11:19:25 AM: Inventive students create weapons that can be concealed under the skin.

Everyone must blink at intervals of exactly five seconds.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 27, 2007, 07:48:49 PM: Every five seconds the sound of the worlds collective blink can be heard. Those who blink out of turn are given a time machine so they can get in tune with the rest.

To be legally sold all alcohol must be at least 15%/vol.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 27, 2007, 10:10:55 PM: Bars go out of prdutiion bevcause beers dont a have good enough kick to it.

The Imperial Guard is now real
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 27, 2007, 10:23:08 PM: ^ They can make stronger beers... and bars don't produce, they distribute

The imperial guard goes from non-existence to existence, not much else changes

No movies made after 1989 can be shown anymore
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 27, 2007, 10:30:18 PM: Mad Max/ Star Wars and a lot of movies that are loved by everybody disappears and riots spring up every day.

Everybody must be able to dance at least 1 dance
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 28, 2007, 04:12:45 PM: Far too many people learn the hokey pokey and only the hokey pokey. Dance halls go out of business within the week.

Vwls r bnnd
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 28, 2007, 04:25:34 PM: the british suddenly shoot from the worst linguists to the best as we oftn dn't use vowels in txtin

all lasses i love should love me
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 28, 2007, 07:45:56 PM: Orris goes insane from all the *ahem* he has

You have to spend 100 years in the Miltary
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 29, 2007, 02:19:45 AM: The Military goes killing anyone not part of it.

Everyone must abandon Earth and join a faction in the game "Freelancer"
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 02:45:35 AM: Everyone gets confused about joining organized factions in a game which is apparently about being a free lance whatever. The earth gets lonely because everyone is gone. Those that cannot afford a space ship are sent into space via giant slingshot and very few of those people had a spacesuit... so.... yeaaahhhh...

Everyone must wear a funny hat
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 29, 2007, 01:55:35 PM: Everyone laughs all the time.

Double-parking is mandatory.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 03:25:33 PM: The amount of parking spaces in the world drops by half. People on motorcycles have to be very precise in where they park. Bicyclists have to buy an extra chain.

Everyone must wear a toga
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Heleria on June 29, 2007, 06:53:56 PM: Eskimos die out.

Watching one football game a week is compulsory.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khablan on June 29, 2007, 08:33:00 PM: Certain females I know fall into a coma due to boredom. Meself included, of course.

Parents will be charged with negligence for not providing their children with a cookie at least once a day. There's energy in sugar, ya know.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 29, 2007, 09:30:53 PM: my mom is now broke

All hot girls must make out with anyguy that tells them to
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 29, 2007, 11:19:50 PM: Hot girls stay away from Bara at all costs. The emotional stress of being nothing more then a walking kissing booth kills hot girls on the inside.

Come 4:20 everyone smokes
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 12:03:38 AM: Everybody dies form lung Cancer

(Plese dont remind me of smoking, that was 1 of the casues of deadh from my Gi-gi)

Everybody most have 5 bucks at them, every day!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 30, 2007, 02:42:24 AM: Scholars try and figure out what the hell that's supposed to mean...

Typos are ground for the death sentence
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khablan on June 30, 2007, 06:05:51 AM: 89.9% of humanity is killed by lethal injection. The rest don't know how to write.

Religious groups successfully ban all violence in video games.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Heleria on June 30, 2007, 06:15:59 AM: The Minister of Fun enacts a law: "Religious groups and confessions are not allowed to change the society, or enact any laws that would change society."

Everyone has to eat Tacos, at least one a week.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khablan on June 30, 2007, 06:20:44 AM: Taco changes his name to Burrito.

Farting is outlawed.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on June 30, 2007, 08:56:19 AM: The butt cheeks of the world clench ever tighter to fight the inevitable.

You have to hug someone if they tell you they really need a hug
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: orsis on June 30, 2007, 09:23:12 PM: i am constantly happy due to hugging

all males must go to a gym
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 10:37:17 PM: all the weaklings become strong and the strong guys dont feeel imporant so sucide rates among strong men go up 99%.

Everybody must play Video Gameds for 3 hours everyday
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on June 30, 2007, 10:47:32 PM: Nerds everywhere rejoice.

Bill Gates is made High King of the State of Microsoft, formerly known as "The Americas and European Union"
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on June 30, 2007, 11:48:05 PM: We all have laptops given to us for free

Quote from: New History lovers on June 30, 2007, 10:47:32 PM
Nerds everywhere rejoice.

LIAR!!!! GEEKS SHALL!

Geeks are in control of the world
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khem on July 01, 2007, 12:07:47 AM: all pretty girls wind up dressed like anime characters..... hmm not a bad plan.

everyone must accept my word as absolute law. first words being sex is a great thing.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 01, 2007, 12:51:11 AM: No one argues the first words but it is secretly rumored that you must have stolen the one ring from Frodo.

A tomato a day shall keep the doctor away
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khem on July 01, 2007, 01:06:41 AM: hospitals will be replaced by tomato bars.

smoking pot is mandatory.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 01, 2007, 01:23:47 AM: I'm a happy mellow fellow and setup a shop that teaches people how to roll awesome joints.

All text must be of the scrolling variety
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 12:31:17 PM: Paper becomes obsolete.

Anybody can own a gun
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Heleria on July 01, 2007, 04:38:55 PM: One global problem is solved: the too high rising of population

Alcohol is outlawed.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 04:43:32 PM: The same thing happened like it did during the probation.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 01, 2007, 10:29:22 PM: The whole unspoken law thing doesn't work

Ye who smelt it, dealt it!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 10:42:15 PM: nothing really new happened.

Everybody must live in there moms basement and play Warhammer 40k
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 01, 2007, 11:55:00 PM: The human race goes extinct from lack of breeding.

Everyone must learn DOS, windows is outlawed
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 01, 2007, 11:57:02 PM: whats DOS
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 01, 2007, 11:59:25 PM: Old text based OS

c:\

cd c:\games\d2

doom2.exe

cd..

dir

dir /a /p

move c:\games\d2\doom2.exe c:\games

deltree c:\games\cc
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 02, 2007, 12:13:49 AM: oh...
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 03, 2007, 11:01:29 PM: Once again, WHAT IS GOING ON???!!!???
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 04, 2007, 01:00:48 AM: I think what's going on is that you posted this for a quick last post instead of a proper pwnage of the subforum
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khablan on July 04, 2007, 03:14:28 AM: People have to actually LEARN how to run a computer. And they crash a whole lot less.

Politicians must submit to lie detectors whenever the public demands it.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 04, 2007, 06:29:28 AM: Incessant beeping deafens all!

All narrations must be in german
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 07:23:27 PM: we all speak german

Everybody must play video games and live in there mothers basemnt.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 04, 2007, 07:40:27 PM: Orphans are homeless and basement flood usually claim several lives.

Cereal may only be eaten between the hours of 2pm and 3am
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 04, 2007, 07:55:42 PM: nobody listens to the law.

everybody must watch the entire Matirx trigoly.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on July 06, 2007, 01:19:58 PM: Everyone is so hyped up after the excellence of the first that their brains slowly decay during the second, and worst, of the three. This kills off the vast majority of the human population; those who survive are the ones for whom the film was neither subtitled nor dubbed in a language they understand.

The internet and phones become illegal.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 06, 2007, 05:20:09 PM: People with stock in carrier pigeons become billionaires over night, although society collapses so money becomes worthless.

Everyone with even a shred of Awesomeness in them must join The Party or be forever be only partly Awesome!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on July 06, 2007, 06:10:39 PM: When everyone in the world becomes Awesome, Awesomeness is devalued and no one cares about it anymore. :(

Alcohol is only legal between 5-11am.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 06, 2007, 06:44:33 PM: From 11:01am to 4:59am paper bags can be seen in many a winos hand

Everyone must give up their worldly possessions and live together in peace, happiness and love
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on July 06, 2007, 07:02:38 PM: It lasts about three days before people start killing each other over the few remaining televisions and microwaves.

Whips are the new handshakes.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 06, 2007, 07:17:06 PM: I go back to waving and high fives.

1337 $p3^|< or death!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 06, 2007, 07:52:51 PM: Everybody dies because nobody understands the $p3^|< part.

Everybody must play at least 1 MMORPG
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 06, 2007, 07:58:39 PM: A cookie to the first person to tell me what "$p3^|<" is
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on July 08, 2007, 07:16:16 PM: Speak. Duh.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 07:18:43 PM: *Taco gives Larry a never ending cookie*
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on July 08, 2007, 07:21:04 PM: Wow, that's the best kind of cookie!

Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 06, 2007, 07:52:51 PM
Everybody must play at least 1 MMORPG

MMORPGs dramatically rise in price.

Rocks become the national currency.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 07:37:46 PM: Dirt farmers and quarry owners become the New Rich.

Cacao trees develop a mutant disease which threatens to destroy all plant life, and thus all must be destroyed. Which means chocolate is nothing but a fond memory.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 07:45:07 PM: Women are never happy again and thus men are never happy again :(

Everybody must get at least one tattoo on their butt
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 10:13:31 PM: people who already have tattoos aren't cool any more.

Everybody must enlist in a local part time miltia in case of a invasnion. and own a assault rifle.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 10:16:56 PM: The plan ultimately fails because while everyone has an assault rifle no one has any bullets.

Everything, everywhere must be order alphabetically
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 10:40:57 PM: i break the law the instant it was made.

We all have to have a APU

(Wikipedia site: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armored_Personnel_Unit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armored_Personnel_Unit))
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 08, 2007, 10:51:59 PM: I make mine dance and replace it's machine guns with water guns :D

All arcade machines go back to being $0.25/play again
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 10:56:34 PM: all the cheapos cheer

We all must play the Matrix online.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 06:39:58 PM: Mass suicide.

Bara learns how to spell.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on July 11, 2007, 07:42:29 PM: The world rejoices, and flying pigs become a common sight.

Pregnancy is illegal.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 07:47:43 PM: *Go watch Children of Men.*

Humanity kills whoever enacted the law and goes on about their normal lives of screwing, laughing, living, eating, sleeping, and dying.

US Presidential term limits are abolished.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 08:22:36 PM: we have 4- life prez's.

We all cant wake Bara up from his nap
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 08:31:40 PM: Everybody steps on him because he is blocking the doorway.

Shigeru Miyamoto becomes a modern Galileo, banished for sacrilegious activity.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 08:33:03 PM: everybody wonders who the heck he/she/it is casue they ever heard of him

Taco abd Trey has to shut up
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:04:06 PM: You call yourself a geek...bah! Miyamoto-san is only one of the, oh, top 5 video game designers ever. Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, F-Zero, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Mario Kart, Killer Instinct, Super Smash Bros., Metroid Prime...do any of those games ring a bell? Miyamoto was the creator (and, in each case, producer, director, designer, or some combination of those) for all of these classic, revolutionary games/series. Hang thy head in shame, Barakarin.

We disobey the law and cannot be punished as we don't know what "abd" means and, since we are not one entity, we cannot "has to shut up". Bara, we went through this on "wedding of the beauties"...has is singular. Singular means one thing. Have is plural. Plural means multiple things. Get it...got it...good.

Bara is forced to know what he is talking about and be able to express it in a manner normal humans can understand.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 12, 2007, 12:20:56 AM: Quote from: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:04:06 PM
You call yourself a geek...bah! Miyamoto-san is only one of the, oh, top 5 video game designers ever. Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, F-Zero, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Mario Kart, Killer Instinct, Super Smash Bros., Metroid Prime...do any of those games ring a bell? Miyamoto was the creator (and, in each case, producer, director, designer, or some combination of those) for all of these classic, revolutionary games/series. Hang thy head in shame, Barakarin.

I'm sorry.... *hangs head in shame*

Me... not... know... amercian....

Trey is forced to realzie that Fallen Earyh is a good game.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:08:08 PM: *Why sure, just show me this "Fallen Earyh"...I'm sure I'll like it.* :P

Googlezon (http://www.broom.org/epic/ols-master.html (http://www.broom.org/epic/ols-master.html) takes over the world.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 07:21:01 PM: *Fallen Earth!*

We kill ourselves

Everybody, when it comes out Must Play Fallen Earth!!!!!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on July 13, 2007, 07:56:26 PM: The Fallen Earth server crashes after billions of new players sign on.

Everyone must be kind to wasps.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 08:05:25 PM: Quote from: Larry on July 13, 2007, 07:56:26 PM
The Fallen Earth server crashes after billions of new players sign on.
ROFL!!!!!!

We all get stung.. a lot...

Everybody must know how to read
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on July 13, 2007, 08:16:15 PM: Newborn babies are immediately subjected to reading tests, then arrested if they fail.

The use of wheels is punishable by death.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 08:28:28 PM: The horse breeding industry experiences a boom much like the dot coms did in the late 1990s.

George W. Bush and Gordon Brown are replaced by, respectively, a orangutan and a labrador.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Larry on July 13, 2007, 08:35:35 PM: The standard of living in America and England increases drastically.

Army leaders are forced to dress as clowns to raise morale.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 08:37:15 PM: they get shot up a lot becasue every body hates clowns.

Owning a Zip gun is leagl now.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 08:59:13 PM: Quote from: Larry on July 13, 2007, 08:35:35 PM
The standard of living in America and England increases drastically.

HA...I figured I should include Britain's fearless leader as well, hoping Larry would respond.

Millions get sent to the hospital when they accidentally shoot themselves with their flashlights and cell phones.

Beautiful Day (U2) becomes the new British National Anthem
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on July 13, 2007, 10:35:08 PM: Many Britons kill themselves from the horrid music.

ORTHODOX JUDAISM is the official religion. All other religions, faiths, philosophies, etc. are forbidden, including atheism.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:37:27 PM: *Resist stereotypical German comment...*

Money is the new religion.

Religion is abolished.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 10:39:00 PM: Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 12, 2007, 12:20:56 AM
Quote from: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:04:06 PM
You call yourself a geek...bah! Miyamoto-san is only one of the, oh, top 5 video game designers ever. Super Mario Bros., The Legend of Zelda, F-Zero, Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Mario Kart, Killer Instinct, Super Smash Bros., Metroid Prime...do any of those games ring a bell? Miyamoto was the creator (and, in each case, producer, director, designer, or some combination of those) for all of these classic, revolutionary games/series. Hang thy head in shame, Barakarin.

I'm sorry.... *hangs head in shame*

Me... not... know... amercian....

Trey is forced to realzie that Fallen Earyh is a good game.

How is that an excuse, these games were all in America as well as Japan.

With the death of Religion, Relgion takes a firm foothold.

Bara must use the spellchecker before posting
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:40:43 PM: The Taijitu spellchecker implodes and goes on strike, because it's being overworked.

PCs are no longer allowed to play games...only consoles.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 10:42:03 PM: i go into hiding.

We all must know how to sing one, morden song.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:43:10 PM: Morden, huh? No one knows the song, so the law is forgotten.

Those who cannot spell are sacrificed Aztec style.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 10:44:18 PM: Bara = Dead

Rabies shots are mandatory and now give you rabies instead of preventing it.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:44:55 PM: Humans = Dead

All guns are replaced with pillows.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 10:47:40 PM: gun fanatics=happy

Pirates are now leagel
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:48:48 PM: Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 13, 2007, 10:47:40 PM
gun fanatics=happy

Pirates are now leagel

Wouldn't they be downright pissed?

Leagel, huh? Pirates of the Caribbean serves as an instruction manual.

The police force is privatized.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 10:49:55 PM: ^^ Prices on eye patches, parrots and peglegs sore...

Nothing changes all that much from the way things are now

Ninjas must wear construction site orange
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:50:50 PM: Nobody wants to be a ninja.

The education system actually gets more money than the prison system.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 10:52:57 PM: Kids no longer escape schools now that they can afford guards.

All sugar is replaced with opium
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 10:53:54 PM: i get high a lot.

RPG-7s are leagl to own.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:55:21 PM: Not much of a difference except...people........are...............................slower.

Trout bashing isn't considered assault...

Dammit, Bara, I had a response for Taco...now I have to deal with leagl again *Drink*.

BOOM BOOM BOOM.

Classical is the only music allowed.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 10:56:50 PM: i do not listen to the law.

your allowed to own any type of gun you want.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 10:57:59 PM: Most opt for water guns

The pope must live in space
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 11:11:32 PM: He's already an alien; what's the difference?

Black James Bond.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: New History lovers on July 13, 2007, 11:12:59 PM: Nothing changes.

George W. Bush and Vladimir Putin spontaneously switch spots.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 11:20:50 PM: As if Russia needed any more issues. America, however, becomes even more of a police state.

Bush is assasinated by a 5th grader.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 11:22:44 PM: then Democrats would cheer, and pro bushers would cry, and everybody else wouldn't care.

everybody mus know how to play video games.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: TheDesertKing on July 13, 2007, 11:29:29 PM: Pointless, everybody does.

All Computers have a life of their own and want to destroy humanity!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 12:46:07 AM: My pure heart makes my computer good and it teaches the other computers to love humans.

You must build a statue of me, 200 ft tall, constructed out of canned goods.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 01:04:34 AM: Taco has a pure heart?! that's news.

i kick it down and start a revolution against taco

the Everybody must give weapons to the Geek Liberation Army.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 01:17:04 AM: People give them spit balls and foam bats.

And yes I do have a pure heart, maybe purely good, maybe purely evil... maybe a pure mix of the two.. 0.o

All jazz must be cool and all ladies hot 8)
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 01:19:41 AM: with spit balls and foam bats, we shall rise up!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 01:25:34 AM: You are pushed back down... easily.... and shot in the knee caps.... and promised one more in the head if you even so much as whine about it.

All guns are banned
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 01:28:13 AM: then we have a fighting chance.

All jerks must be sent to the firing line by the GLA.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 01:35:45 AM: They just laugh and then kick the crap out of you for trying. Besides guns are banned, what are you firing at them? Rubber bands? Bottle caps? Cooties?

You must be this tall _ to ride
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Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 01:37:32 AM: maybe....

the sad stickman crys.

Everybody in Taijitu is drafted into the GLA.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 01:40:12 AM: Everyone just uses it as an excuse to party on Bara's tab, No one listens to Bara as he tries to make the party goers do military type things. The military base becomes littered with empty liquor bottles and used condoms.

No littering
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 01:41:46 AM: my military base AKA my moms basement is clean.

The GLA is now the strongest army in the world.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 01:46:36 AM: It is the strongest because it a non military party military where all expenses are paid for by the state but the state lacks power to back up it's will. So the "military" just has a massive non-stop party until The Barakarin Demo-whatever-dealy is bankrupted.

Everybody has to talk to a total stranger once a week
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 14, 2007, 12:51:03 PM: its easy for me! remember, always talk to strangers, they have the best candy.

Everybody owns a PS@ by law.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:45:00 AM: No one knows what a PS@ is so they can't own one.

All must bow to the might of Zeus!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 01:05:36 PM: no body really cares.

Everybody must listen to Breaking Benjamin
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:40:22 PM: nobody really cares.

If you fall in love, hearts appear above your head and you turn a shade of pink.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 08:39:09 PM: People get freaked out because those hearts are anatomically correct.

You must bow to the might of Zeus! (even if you don't really care)
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 11:19:50 PM: Nobody can ever get anything done because they are always bent over. However, the view (for some people) has substantially improved.

People were born old and died as babies.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 20, 2007, 12:23:48 AM: Hand me down clothing becomes hand me up clothing, all old people are given vitamins in flintstone chewable form and teenagers having sex is a wrinkly and unflattering affair.

All communication must be done in duck quacks.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 20, 2007, 12:25:20 AM: this forum would get really boring.

We all must listen to one song a day.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 20, 2007, 12:26:58 AM: Nothing much changes since I'm pretty sure most people hear atleast one song a day, even if it's in their head... in their heeeaaad. Zombie! Zombie!

Following in the steps of the most logical race, the Vulcans. All mating will be restricted to once every seven years.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on July 20, 2007, 12:44:57 AM: emp goes insane, along with most of the world.

We all must own a rifle.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on July 20, 2007, 12:47:18 AM: Most are used as hat racks and no one bothers to get any bullets so the terrorists win!

Everybody must dance nekkid 23 hours a day!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on July 23, 2007, 10:55:48 PM: That makes for one interesting C-Span session.

Everyone must submit a stupid law.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on July 30, 2007, 12:22:06 PM: Laws get more and more silly as the billions of people on Earth are made to invent something new, until finally they become little more than strings of nonsense words.

Everyone is forced to listen to The Cranberries while at work, the entire time.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 01, 2007, 10:44:10 PM: Thanksgiving becomes the day remembered for the zombified invasion of supermarkets.

You became the next James Bond, and another Taijitan got to sing the theme song; we also need Bond Girls, and I know Taijitu is not short in that department. ;)
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 01, 2007, 11:48:59 PM: then i go oh yeah!

We all must join the Brotherhood of Nod! (no typos!)
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on August 02, 2007, 02:20:10 AM: The Brotherhood loses direction after so many people of differing philosophy join.

All cars must be steam powered
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on August 02, 2007, 06:59:04 PM: People frequently suffer steam burns when checking under the hood.

No staplers allowed!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on August 02, 2007, 07:44:36 PM: Paper clips reign supreme but quickly become corrupted with absolute power... and that's when glue makes it move.

Senate votes will now include the options: For, Against, Abstain and All of the Above
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on August 03, 2007, 04:00:58 PM: Overall confusion leads to a decline in activity and everyone drops out. No legislature = no laws.

Bandanas with solid colors are forbidden; patterns only.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on August 03, 2007, 04:15:13 PM: The law is defeated when someone makes a bandanna which seems solid but actual has the pattern and the background being the same colour.

Everyone must have at least one console gaming system which is 20 years or older in their house
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 08, 2007, 11:05:32 PM: People are exposed to the classics. Yay!

Everybody must listen to at least one song in another language each day (and at least one of them must be a new song).
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Isimud on August 09, 2007, 10:58:40 PM: People begin spontaneously speaking in tongues.

Men must put the toilet seat down.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 09, 2007, 11:00:26 PM: Humanity goes extinct as all fertile men are jailed for violating the law.

Everybody must write a piano ballad.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 11, 2007, 11:50:30 AM: 99% of humanity dies. The ones left are old men and cheap ugly women.

Everybody can fly!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Allama on August 15, 2007, 01:17:15 PM: Flying loses its former appeal, as humankind becomes jaded and seeks more volatile measures of fanciful entertainment. Lost limbs abound.

Every time you vote [insert political group to which you are averse], God kills a kitten.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 15, 2007, 11:46:21 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on August 11, 2007, 11:50:30 AM
99% of humanity dies. The ones left are old men and cheap ugly women.

Everybody can fly!

There are definitely hot writers of piano ballads (who aren't cheap, either).

Like (http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/5/9/1/9/9479195-9479198-slarge.jpg) her and (http://www.guyelvinwhite.com/resource/amylee.jpg) her.

Now, who can identify them?

The members of PETA go into a catatonic state each election, and Christianity takes a huge blow as kittens become an endangered species.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 15, 2007, 11:47:17 PM: most of the people go WTF?!

Everybody must see Griff as the best character in red vs. blue.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 16, 2007, 03:12:08 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on August 15, 2007, 11:47:17 PM
most of the people go WTF?!

Everybody must see Griff as the best character in red vs. blue.

*What? Didn't expect that, did ya? Don't know who either one is, do you? Sorry for forgetting a question...that PETA one was my response*

Mass suicide as everyone's self esteem plummets because they are lazy and always getting picked on.

The only way to get into a computer is to hack into it.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on August 16, 2007, 03:31:28 PM: Stupid people are electrocuted when they try to hack into the computer using an axe.

Everybody must be like Ned Flanders, okily dokeily?
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 16, 2007, 03:36:04 PM: most people become fanatics, and the crusade's happen again.

Everybody must watch red vs. blue
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 16, 2007, 05:09:35 PM: Quote from: Barakarin on August 16, 2007, 03:36:04 PM
most people become fanatics, and the crusade's happen again.

Everybody must watch red vs. blue

Wow, I really created a monster with this Red vs Blue thing, didn't I? Not that I mind; I just noticed it has replaced Fallen Earth on the obsession scale.

The world is tinted a little whiter as the milk that flies out of people's noses as they laugh covers the earth.

Every major, climactic act in life must have music behind it.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 16, 2007, 06:02:59 PM: 'eh, i still like fallen earth, but im just not talking about it a lot anymore.

People look around and wonder who the heck is playing that music.

ummm....everybody must play Mercenaries twice a day!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Rock Briken on August 17, 2007, 04:10:25 AM: Violence in Teens Skyrockets.

Everyone Must Love the Spice Girls and Flounder.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 17, 2007, 12:47:53 PM: the wha?

everybody must play airsoft!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on August 17, 2007, 06:12:44 PM: People stop playing because too many corny jokes about "Putting on airs" are made and most people would rather go to the gas tanks then listen to that damn corny joke again.

You're all veggies now!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Trey on August 17, 2007, 09:24:19 PM: Herbivores become the new nuclear weapons.

Not just marijuana, but cocaine, LSD, ecstasy, PCP, and a litany of other drugs are legalized.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 17, 2007, 09:53:00 PM: taco is a happy man

Everybody must play paintball!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Rock Briken on August 18, 2007, 12:26:06 AM: Painting companies are at a new high.

Everyone is now a flounder.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 18, 2007, 12:54:27 AM: there are some long hide and go seek games.

Taco bell is now the best fast food place ever!
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Rock Briken on August 18, 2007, 12:56:14 AM: Toilets around the country are clogged due to excessive diarrhea.

All forms of seats are now porcupines.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Osamafune on August 19, 2007, 05:39:55 AM: That makes for one real pain in the ass.

Whenever you're playing a game online and get your ass kicked, you must cry hax and report them to a mod/admin.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Bara on August 20, 2007, 09:47:29 PM: Online games popularity go way down...

Everybody, when it comes out, must play Army of Two.
Title: Re: Stupid Laws
Post by: Tacolicious on August 21, 2007, 04:10:56 PM: The One man army still manages to beat them despite being out numbered two to one.

Everybody must try to invent a time machine at least once in their life