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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #90 on: June 29, 2007, 02:45:35 AM »
Everyone gets confused about joining organized factions in a game which is apparently about being a free lance whatever. The earth gets lonely because everyone is gone. Those that cannot afford a space ship are sent into space via giant slingshot and very few of those people had a spacesuit... so.... yeaaahhhh...

Everyone must wear a funny hat
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #91 on: June 29, 2007, 01:55:35 PM »
Everyone laughs all the time.

Double-parking is mandatory.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #92 on: June 29, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »
The amount of parking spaces in the world drops by half. People on motorcycles have to be very precise in where they park. Bicyclists have to buy an extra chain.

Everyone must wear a toga
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #93 on: June 29, 2007, 06:53:56 PM »
Eskimos die out.

Watching one football game a week is compulsory.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #94 on: June 29, 2007, 08:33:00 PM »
Certain females I know fall into a coma due to boredom.  Meself included, of course.

Parents will be charged with negligence for not providing their children with a cookie at least once a day.  There's energy in sugar, ya know.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #95 on: June 29, 2007, 09:30:53 PM »
my mom is now broke

All hot girls must make out with anyguy that tells them to
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #96 on: June 29, 2007, 11:19:50 PM »
Hot girls stay away from Bara at all costs. The emotional stress of being nothing more then a walking kissing booth kills hot girls on the inside.

Come 4:20 everyone smokes
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #97 on: June 30, 2007, 12:03:38 AM »
Everybody dies form lung Cancer

(Plese dont remind me of smoking, that was 1 of the casues of deadh from my Gi-gi)


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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #98 on: June 30, 2007, 02:42:24 AM »
Scholars try and figure out what the hell that's supposed to mean...

Typos are ground for the death sentence
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #99 on: June 30, 2007, 06:05:51 AM »
89.9% of humanity is killed by lethal injection.  The rest don't know how to write.

Religious groups successfully ban all violence in video games.
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Offline Heleria

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #100 on: June 30, 2007, 06:15:59 AM »
The Minister of Fun enacts a law: "Religious groups and confessions are not allowed to change the society, or enact any laws that would change society."

Everyone has to eat Tacos, at least one a week.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #101 on: June 30, 2007, 06:20:44 AM »
Taco changes his name to Burrito.

Farting is outlawed.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #102 on: June 30, 2007, 08:56:19 AM »
The butt cheeks of the world clench ever tighter to fight the inevitable.

You have to hug someone if they tell you they really need a hug
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #103 on: June 30, 2007, 09:23:12 PM »
i am constantly happy due to hugging

all males must go to a gym
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #104 on: June 30, 2007, 10:37:17 PM »
all the weaklings become strong and the strong guys dont feeel imporant so sucide rates among strong men go up 99%.

Everybody must play Video Gameds for 3 hours everyday
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