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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #60 on: June 17, 2007, 01:33:33 AM »
we all become retard and muntants

thou must hail BARAKARIN AS THE SUPREME RULER!!! HU HA HA HA!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #61 on: June 17, 2007, 02:38:32 AM »
No one is able say it with a straight face and Barakarin is over thrown by a 90 year old quadriplegic grandmother

Failure to play by the thread rules is now a capital offence
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Offline Larry

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #62 on: June 17, 2007, 02:05:02 PM »
Barakarin is executed within a week.

Everyone must have 28 hours of exercise a day.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #63 on: June 17, 2007, 03:43:24 PM »
a lot of fat people die within a day

All  people must play Warhammer 40K

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #64 on: June 17, 2007, 06:29:09 PM »
all people start playing it, call each other hackers and start another world war


all wars are now illegal
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #65 on: June 17, 2007, 07:56:29 PM »
The law is broken daily by the American government

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Offline Larry

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #66 on: June 17, 2007, 08:12:28 PM »
New keyboards are manufactured with an 'ay' button for faster typing. Oh, and I immediately break the law.

Every American is forced to move to France.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #67 on: June 17, 2007, 08:28:23 PM »
The French get really annoyed and all move to the US. The Americans discover good bread and wine, The french discover guns and mindless consumption

All things are now measured by how grape-like they taste
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #68 on: June 17, 2007, 09:02:32 PM »
the grape gets annoyed and becomes chicken

things are measured in terms of cats
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #69 on: June 17, 2007, 10:33:00 PM »
New movies are often described as "two cats down", and cars get 80 cats to the gallon.

Epsiodes of the smurfs are the new national passtime.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #70 on: June 17, 2007, 11:11:15 PM »
everyone turns blue after watching the smurfs for 2 days straight

rape cat will rape you
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #71 on: June 18, 2007, 02:51:22 AM »
0.o

Rape cat is now taboo



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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #72 on: June 18, 2007, 04:20:26 PM »
Of the US becomes unhappy

Everybpdy must join the Geek Liberation Army
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #73 on: June 18, 2007, 10:34:01 PM »
Many jocks are put up against the wall and a new clean air campaign promises to improve the resolution of the major city sky lines. People proudly declare that they are the knights who say "Ni!"

Zombie development and release is our new top priority
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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #74 on: June 20, 2007, 12:32:26 PM »
we all die

(Speaking of zombies, i found this cool zombie games, play it! http://the-last-stand.freeonlinegames.com/)

The army is now disbaned and the marine corps is made bigger
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