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Offline orsis

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2007, 07:26:36 PM »
people (including me) regularly expose thmselves

all shops must show demonstrations of how their products work
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #46 on: June 08, 2007, 07:28:16 PM »
ann summers recieves a record number of customers

nitrous oxide is legal (see 'the fast and the furious' films)
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #47 on: June 08, 2007, 10:10:49 PM »
People are forever repairing craters in brick walls

Tanks are the only legal form of transportation
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2007, 10:46:42 AM »
there is a black market for tank missiles

sun glasses must be worn at all times
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2007, 06:57:18 PM »
People are forever stubbing their toes inside poorly lit rooms.

You must watch at least 1 video game based movie a day
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2007, 08:55:54 PM »
accidental deaths increase as everyone fancies themselves as freerunners

Big Brother is deemed a breach of the Human Rights Act (UK)
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2007, 10:31:07 PM »
The 4th gate of Chu'zul opens and dead actors pour out hoping to get on the show which now airs from hell.

Everyone must have a pet robot
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2007, 11:22:32 AM »
beastiality lovers die from electric shock while trying to shag their pet.  The world rejoices.

clothes are optional
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2007, 04:39:23 PM »
The Christian Coalition has a massive simultaneous cerebral hemorrhage.


Everyone must read One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, on pain of death by firing squad.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2007, 12:30:51 AM »
The illiterate are shot on a regular basis, children are shot the moment they are born because they did not read the book.

Penguins must be treated like gods
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2007, 02:32:34 AM »
Shrines often have black and white photos, and penguins are released from zoos.  Whenever they pass, they must be bowed to.

Every country in the world MUST be a monarchy, and in every country, REGICIDE IS MANDATORY!!!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2007, 03:58:16 PM »
Kings are appointed and killed often. Eventually the process of picking a new king becomes so costly they just start going by the system that if during the old kings execution the crown rolls towards you you are the new king and next on the chopping block.

ping pong is the new national religion
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #57 on: June 14, 2007, 03:50:57 AM »
China becomes the most powerful nation in the world as billions travel to ping pong shrines across the People's Republic.


Scotland must be called England, England must be called Ireland, Ireland must be called the United Kingdom, the United Kingdom must be called France, and France must be called Scotland!!!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2007, 07:51:03 PM »
the whole world becomes confused and several proud histories are betrayed
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #59 on: June 16, 2007, 12:23:15 AM »
The lack of laws leads to anarchy, some people are far better off, a lot are far worse off.

Nuclear power is now a breakfast cereal
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