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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2007, 02:44:17 AM »
non-paper and non-plastic alternatives become non-existent and we're truly screwed once we run out of trees since all things now must be plastic.

Hence forth, all eggs must be eaten raw
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2007, 02:45:44 AM »
People hate eggs and kill all chickens

Smileys are banned
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2007, 02:48:16 AM »
I break the law  ;D

Weird Al songs are played in the city streets via loudspeakers like the Islamic call to prayer.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2007, 02:52:28 AM »
Every human's brain explodes from Al overload and the cockroaches take over.

Everyone is forced to speak in Klingon.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2007, 02:54:40 AM »
Bat'leth wounds become rampant and widespread

All beer must now be 40% by vol.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2007, 02:56:39 AM »
Great, replies all of humanity.

All water must be recycled as drinking water...even toilet water
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2007, 02:59:05 AM »
Floaties become humanities greatest concern and the water now tastes like s***.

Prema Nocture is back baby!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2007, 03:04:52 AM »
The world tries to remember what Prema Nocture is.

An incorrectly spelled word results in death.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2007, 03:14:00 AM »
Dyslexia becomes a death warrant

Prema Nocture is when the lord/king got to deflower any new bride is his lands on her wedding night, not entirely popular, especially not with the husbands... spelling is probably off... whatcha gonna do about it though? kill me?

From now on Octoberfest is celebrated in March
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #39 on: June 05, 2007, 03:16:18 AM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on June 05, 2007, 03:14:00 AM
Dyslexia becomes a death warrant

Prema Nocture is when the lord/king got to deflower any new bride is his lands on her wedding night, not entirely popular, especially not with the husbands... spelling is probably off... whatcha gonna do about it though? kill me?

From now on Octoberfest is celebrated in March

Why yes...go to the Taijitu Tavern.  You'll be dead soon enough.

Confusion reigns with a March Oktoberfest

Friday Night Lights is cancelled
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #40 on: June 05, 2007, 03:17:55 AM »
Friday becomes dark

Tuesday night lights is started
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2007, 10:22:26 PM »
People can't sleep on Tuesday nights and TGI Friday's change their names to HSIO Wednesday's.

People no longer are allowed to have names, but identification numbers.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2007, 01:36:37 PM »
People ultimately fail at remembering the fifteen-digit numbers, resulting in children feeling very displaced and unloved by their parents.

Video games have been deemed inappropriate uses of time by the government and are now illegal.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2007, 05:10:22 PM »
DIE!!!!!!

ahem

a revolution occurs as teenagers (and some adults) fight for their right to play video games

it is illegal to commit suicide.  This is punishable by electric chair
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Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2007, 05:34:15 PM »
The bizarre logic causes people to have grand mal seizures, en masse.  The law is repealed when it is proven to have killed hundreds without a single conviction.

Contact lenses are required; going out in public without them is considered public indecency.
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