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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #195 on: July 14, 2007, 12:51:03 PM »
its easy for me! remember, always talk to strangers, they have the best candy.

Everybody owns a PS@ by law.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #196 on: July 19, 2007, 06:45:00 AM »
No one knows what a PS@ is so they can't own one.

All must bow to the might of Zeus!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #197 on: July 19, 2007, 01:05:36 PM »
no body really cares.

Everybody must listen to Breaking Benjamin
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #198 on: July 19, 2007, 07:40:22 PM »
nobody really cares.

If you fall in love, hearts appear above your head and you turn a shade of pink.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #199 on: July 19, 2007, 08:39:09 PM »
People get freaked out because those hearts are anatomically correct.

You must bow to the might of Zeus! (even if you don't really care)
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #200 on: July 19, 2007, 11:19:50 PM »
Nobody can ever get anything done because they are always bent over.  However, the view (for some people) has substantially improved.

People were born old and died as babies.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #201 on: July 20, 2007, 12:23:48 AM »
Hand me down clothing becomes hand me up clothing, all old people are given vitamins in flintstone chewable form and teenagers having sex is a wrinkly and unflattering affair.

All communication must be done in duck quacks.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #202 on: July 20, 2007, 12:25:20 AM »
this forum would get really boring.

We all must listen to one song a day.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #203 on: July 20, 2007, 12:26:58 AM »
Nothing much changes since I'm pretty sure most people hear atleast one song a day, even if it's in their head... in their heeeaaad. Zombie! Zombie!

Following in the steps of the most logical race, the Vulcans. All mating will be restricted to once every seven years.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #204 on: July 20, 2007, 12:44:57 AM »
emp goes insane, along with most of the world.

We all must own a rifle.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #205 on: July 20, 2007, 12:47:18 AM »
Most are used as hat racks and no one bothers to get any bullets so the terrorists win!

Everybody must dance nekkid 23 hours a day!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #206 on: July 23, 2007, 10:55:48 PM »
That makes for one interesting C-Span session.

Everyone must submit a stupid law.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #207 on: July 30, 2007, 12:22:06 PM »
Laws get more and more silly as the billions of people on Earth are made to invent something new, until finally they become little more than strings of nonsense words.

Everyone is forced to listen to The Cranberries while at work, the entire time.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #208 on: August 01, 2007, 10:44:10 PM »
Thanksgiving becomes the day remembered for the zombified invasion of supermarkets.

You became the next James Bond, and another Taijitan got to sing the theme song; we also need Bond Girls, and I know Taijitu is not short in that department. ;)
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #209 on: August 01, 2007, 11:48:59 PM »
then i go oh yeah!

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