Stupid Laws

[New History lovers]

Nothing changes.

George W. Bush and Vladimir Putin spontaneously switch spots.

[Trey]

As if Russia needed any more issues.  America, however, becomes even more of a police state.

Bush is assasinated by a 5th grader.

[Bara]

then Democrats would cheer, and pro bushers would cry, and everybody else wouldn't care.

everybody mus know how to play video games.

[TheDesertKing]

Pointless, everybody does.

All Computers have a life of their own and want to destroy humanity!

[Tacolicious]

My pure heart makes my computer good and it teaches the other computers to love humans.

You must build a statue of me, 200 ft tall, constructed out of canned goods.

[Bara]

Taco has a pure heart?! that's news.


i kick it down and start a revolution against taco

the Everybody must give weapons to the Geek Liberation Army.

[Tacolicious]

People give them spit balls and foam bats.

And yes I do have a pure heart, maybe purely good, maybe purely evil... maybe a pure mix of the two.. 0.o

All jazz must be cool and all ladies hot 

[Bara]

with spit balls and foam bats, we shall rise up!

[Tacolicious]

You are pushed back down... easily.... and shot in the knee caps.... and promised one more in the head if you even so much as whine about it.

All guns are banned

[Bara]

then we have a fighting chance.

All jerks must be sent to the firing line by the GLA.

[Tacolicious]

They just laugh and then kick the crap out of you for trying. Besides guns are banned, what are you firing at them? Rubber bands? Bottle caps? Cooties?

You must be this tall _ to ride
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[Bara]

maybe....

the sad stickman crys.

Everybody in Taijitu is drafted into the GLA.

[Tacolicious]

Everyone just uses it as an excuse to party on Bara's tab, No one listens to Bara as he tries to make the party goers do military type things. The military base becomes littered with empty liquor bottles and used condoms.

No littering

[Bara]

my military base AKA my moms basement is clean.

The GLA is now the strongest army in the world.

[Tacolicious]

It is the strongest because it a non military party military where all expenses are paid for by the state but the state lacks power to back up it's will. So the "military" just has a massive non-stop party until The Barakarin Demo-whatever-dealy is bankrupted.

Everybody has to talk to a total stranger once a week