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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2007, 08:36:05 PM »
Death squads roam the street hunting down "mono-hatters" and cases of neck strain rise significantly.

Pig latin is the official language and must be spoken at all times
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Offline LLANYDERN

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 04:44:53 PM »
no one has any idea whats going on except for some americans (seriously i've never heard anyone do it anywhere else)

andrew lloyd webber musicals are declared a crime against humanity
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Offline Allama

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 04:52:21 PM »
Theater majors across the world riot and are "put down" by the government, robbing the new generation of it's starving actors.

Scientology is the new state religion.
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Offline LLANYDERN

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 04:53:33 PM »
aliens think about making contact but then think we're too weird

all bricks have to be made out of blackpool rock
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Offline orsis

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2007, 01:04:33 PM »
buildings fall into disrepair as children eat away at the foundations

it is illegal for women to say 'no' to sex
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Offline Miller18

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2007, 03:42:53 PM »
World population grows to new heights starvation sets in world wide.

 Work week only 24 hours.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2007, 08:04:56 PM »
nothin gets made and ppl slack at home

everyone must be friendly
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Offline Feniexia

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2007, 10:12:29 PM »
We all are permitted to do that funny  :trout: -ing.

It is illegal to have a PC with an Linux distribution as OS unless you are 73h 3v1l 1337 h4xx0r.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2007, 06:00:38 AM »
Linux users are shot on sight and the ways of l337 5p3a|< are gladly forgotten

The new currency of the world is oats
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Offline LLANYDERN

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2007, 02:25:42 PM »
The world is now governed by the mega corporation Quaker oats all bow down to their filling breakfasting might.

Useless kitchen utensils are banned
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2007, 06:23:22 PM »
An underground group of rebels gather and take up corn huskers and wine bibs to fight bloody battles in the streets.

From now on state executions are done by launching people into the sun.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2007, 08:08:12 PM »
America operate prisons lyk the british - hence prisons overflow (execution is too expensive) and dangerous criminals are released onto the streets also the home office has no idea how many dangerous criminals have illegally migrated

all women above a c cup must wear low cut tops

sorry everyone bout the nature of my laws to date but i struggle for ideas i'll admit most could be viewed as perverted
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Offline Servium

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2007, 11:32:41 PM »
This is a real law in my town

It is illegal to walk down main street with an ice cream cone in your back left pocket!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2007, 12:11:56 AM »
ice cream cones are left lying on the street due to the fact that no one has anywhere to put them.

It is illegal to dis the interwebz.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2007, 01:04:16 AM »
Productivity dips to an all-time low due to people figuring out what the "interwebz" are.

We must all choose: paper or plastic for the rest of eternity.
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