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Offline Larry

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #135 on: July 08, 2007, 07:16:16 PM »
Speak. Duh.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #136 on: July 08, 2007, 07:18:43 PM »
*Taco gives Larry a never ending cookie*
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Offline Larry

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #137 on: July 08, 2007, 07:21:04 PM »
Wow, that's the best kind of cookie!

Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 06, 2007, 07:52:51 PM
Everybody must play at least 1 MMORPG

MMORPGs dramatically rise in price.

Rocks become the national currency.
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Offline Khablan

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #138 on: July 08, 2007, 07:37:46 PM »
Dirt farmers and quarry owners become the New Rich.

Cacao trees develop a mutant disease which threatens to destroy all plant life, and thus all must be destroyed.  Which means chocolate is nothing but a fond memory.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #139 on: July 08, 2007, 07:45:07 PM »
Women are never happy again and thus men are never happy again  :(

Everybody must get at least one tattoo on their butt
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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #140 on: July 08, 2007, 10:13:31 PM »
people who already have tattoos aren't cool any more.

Everybody must enlist in a local part time miltia in case of a invasnion. and own a assault rifle.

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #141 on: July 08, 2007, 10:16:56 PM »
The plan ultimately fails because while everyone has an assault rifle no one has any bullets.

Everything, everywhere must be order alphabetically
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #142 on: July 08, 2007, 10:40:57 PM »
i break the law the instant it was made.

We all have to have a APU

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #143 on: July 08, 2007, 10:51:59 PM »
I make mine dance and replace it's machine guns with water guns :D

All arcade machines go back to being $0.25/play again

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Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #144 on: July 08, 2007, 10:56:34 PM »
all the cheapos cheer

We all must play the Matrix online.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #145 on: July 11, 2007, 06:39:58 PM »
Mass suicide.

Bara learns how to spell.
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Offline Larry

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #146 on: July 11, 2007, 07:42:29 PM »
The world rejoices, and flying pigs become a common sight.

Pregnancy is illegal.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #147 on: July 11, 2007, 07:47:43 PM »
*Go watch Children of Men.*

Humanity kills whoever enacted the law and goes on about their normal lives of screwing, laughing, living, eating, sleeping, and dying.

US Presidential term limits are abolished.
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have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #148 on: July 11, 2007, 08:22:36 PM »
we have 4- life prez's.

We all cant wake Bara up from his nap
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #149 on: July 11, 2007, 08:31:40 PM »
Everybody steps on him because he is blocking the doorway.

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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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