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Offline Bara

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #105 on: July 19, 2007, 01:33:29 PM »
Note, i really talked to my dad about this one

"Dad, you know those story's about blind dates, and they meet and live happily ever after?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, have you noticed that they always appear on Dr. Phill or Oprah?"
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Offline Trey

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #106 on: July 19, 2007, 07:51:05 PM »
I'm so funny, I don't need a joke.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline New History lovers

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #107 on: July 20, 2007, 12:43:57 AM »
The Pacifics' UN delegates walk into a bar.












The Taijitu UN delegate ducked.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #108 on: July 23, 2007, 10:56:32 PM »
What do you call a frat boy in a suit?

The defendant.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Solnath

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #109 on: July 24, 2007, 09:29:25 PM »
How do you save a Pacific Delegate from drowning?





You don't.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #110 on: July 24, 2007, 11:09:16 PM »
Bono was at a concert.  After finishing a song, he held up his hand to signal silence from the crowd.  He held the crowd rapt at attention.  He then slowly began to clap.  He spoke into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."  One voice from the crowd yelled, "Well stop clapping your fucking hands, then!"
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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