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Offline Varkour

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #255 on: June 15, 2007, 08:50:45 PM »
Chuck Norris again

He cannot be beaten...

Quote from: Talmann on June 14, 2007, 08:54:25 PM
Bruce Lee

He's dead
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #256 on: June 16, 2007, 12:08:39 AM »
Chuck Norris destroys Chuck Norris in a bright flash of energy
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #257 on: June 16, 2007, 12:10:06 AM »
Chuck Norris kicks the crap out of Chuck Norrris
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #258 on: June 16, 2007, 12:18:42 AM »
chuck norris gets killed by a Pirate
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #259 on: June 16, 2007, 12:20:31 AM »
The pirate is no match for poisoned rum
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #260 on: June 16, 2007, 12:22:05 AM »
Chuck Norris drinks the rum and survives (of course)
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #261 on: June 16, 2007, 12:24:38 AM »
Chuck Norris is made never to exist when I travel back in time and shoot his infant grandfather.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #262 on: June 16, 2007, 12:25:47 AM »

the evil ghost of chuck norris grandfather comes back and he kills Tacolicious through a bunch of nightmares
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #263 on: June 16, 2007, 12:27:28 AM »
Chuck Norris kills his grandfather...

He got lousy x-mas presents
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #264 on: June 16, 2007, 12:28:44 AM »
Evil Dreams do not disturb the Taco! The Taco feeds on the energy of the dreams and turns them into dreams of dancing penguins, friendly robots and fluffy pillows!

returns kill the bad presents
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #265 on: June 16, 2007, 12:30:59 AM »
(jeez, I'm doing a lot of creative thinking today! yey!)

The bad presnts turn out to be nukes, and they blow up, killing everybody in Taijitu
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #266 on: June 16, 2007, 12:31:59 AM »
A fallout shelter saves me and Allama  :D
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #267 on: June 16, 2007, 12:33:06 AM »
Dude, you know shes getting married?
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #268 on: June 16, 2007, 12:33:46 AM »
(I survive as well)

A bomb hidden in the fallout shelter kills Tac and Allama...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #269 on: June 16, 2007, 12:43:02 AM »
Quote from: Barakarin Republic on June 16, 2007, 12:33:06 AM
Dude, you know shes getting married?

If it's just us in the fallout shelter then her husband is nuclear dust and therefore not an issue  :drunks:

Quote from: La République Populaire de Varkour on June 16, 2007, 12:33:46 AM
(I survive as well)

A bomb hidden in the fallout shelter kills Tac and Allama...

Cutting the green wire diffuses the bomb
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