Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors (Read 27243 times)

Pope Alexander VI · « **Reply #90 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:34:43 AM »

AP Calculus students across the globe unite to defeat math.

tak · « **Reply #91 on:** May 30, 2007, 01:38:44 AM »

An earthquake kills all the students

Pope Alexander VI · « **Reply #92 on:** May 30, 2007, 02:26:20 AM »

Seismologists pacify the earthquake with funny machines and miscellany.

Algerianbania · « **Reply #93 on:** May 30, 2007, 03:33:54 AM »

Kool and the Gang fight in an epic battle against seismologists, and come out the champions.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #94 on:** May 30, 2007, 05:05:37 AM »

Kool and the Gang are wiped out in cross fire between crips and bloods

Latagon · « **Reply #95 on:** May 30, 2007, 10:50:25 AM »

Big Brother cracks down security and kills all the crips and bloods.

orsis · « **Reply #96 on:** May 30, 2007, 11:21:05 AM »

lack of controversy/ viewers kills off Big Brother

Allama · « **Reply #97 on:** May 30, 2007, 06:07:25 PM »

Apathy causes the non-viewers to become so lazy and complacent they starve to death in their own homes.

orsis · « **Reply #98 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:45:57 PM »

meals on wheels caters for the lazy

(actually for the old who need their meals making for thm bt thts nt the point)

Solnath · « **Reply #99 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:49:41 PM »

City Hunter beats Meals on Wheels.

(Both Jackie Chan movies, for those unenlightened.)

orsis · « **Reply #100 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:51:21 PM »

Bruce Lee turkey slaps Jackie Chan

Solnath · « **Reply #101 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:27:00 PM »

Van Damme kicks Bruce Lee's ass. Not really, but for the sake of argument.

Larry · « **Reply #102 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:50:36 PM »

Godzilla pwns Van Damme.

Solnath · « **Reply #103 on:** May 30, 2007, 09:08:35 PM »

CoDzilla pwns Godzilla.

Larry · « **Reply #104 on:** May 30, 2007, 09:47:59 PM »

Hogzilla pwns CoDzilla.