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Offline Xyrael

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #780 on: August 02, 2007, 02:08:40 AM »
National healthcare allows people to get free neck braces.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #781 on: August 02, 2007, 02:17:45 AM »
Evolution removes necks making neck braces useless
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #782 on: August 02, 2007, 04:50:31 PM »
But humans find the lack of pronounced chins hideous, so birth rate decline and the human race dies out.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #783 on: August 02, 2007, 04:58:03 PM »
The human race has become extinct, but a species of sentient beetles arises to take our place. Note the parallel evolution: the beetles have no necks or pronounced chins.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #784 on: August 02, 2007, 06:41:39 PM »
The beetles eventually clone human beings from DNA found in old skeletons, and are 'squashed' by their own hubris when the humans take over.  ;)
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #785 on: August 02, 2007, 07:35:22 PM »
The new humans still find the lack of neck disturbing and commit mass suicide
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #786 on: August 02, 2007, 10:37:11 PM »
Luckily, a race of humans, still possessing a neck, was hidden away in the Tibetan mountains and spread forth, being fruitful.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #787 on: August 03, 2007, 12:56:19 AM »
The fruit rots
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #788 on: August 03, 2007, 04:14:10 AM »
The Human Version 4.0s hit up the seed vault in Iceland and grow new fruit.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #789 on: August 03, 2007, 05:13:31 AM »
Ice land lives up to its name and freezes the fruit
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #790 on: August 03, 2007, 05:08:36 PM »
Frozen fruit, considered a delicacy in Iceland, becomes popular worldwide and soon seeds are sprouting everywhere.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #791 on: August 03, 2007, 05:43:40 PM »
Birds eat the seeds
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #792 on: August 03, 2007, 05:45:42 PM »
Hunters shoot the birds.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #793 on: August 04, 2007, 05:50:14 PM »
Waskily Wabbits trick the hunter
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #794 on: August 04, 2007, 10:50:59 PM »
The tricked hunter calls in the clever egghead to build a sneaky device to capture the Waskily Wabbits.
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