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Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors  (Read 27376 times)

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #765 on: July 31, 2007, 09:31:17 PM »
The knight is no match for a giant magnet
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #766 on: July 31, 2007, 09:42:28 PM »
Giant magnet is rendered inert by arc smelter.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #767 on: July 31, 2007, 09:44:32 PM »
The arc smelter is frozen by ...Sub-Zero!
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #768 on: July 31, 2007, 09:47:07 PM »
Sub-Zero is taken down by Scorpian
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #769 on: July 31, 2007, 09:49:04 PM »
Scorpion falls victim to
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #770 on: July 31, 2007, 10:02:28 PM »
Chuck Norris is taken down by the only person tough enough to take down Chuck Norris....  Chuck Norris!

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #771 on: July 31, 2007, 11:14:23 PM »
And who thwarts Chuck Norris?



Obey Bob Saget...
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #772 on: August 01, 2007, 01:31:36 AM »
Bob Saget meets his doom in one of America's funniest home videos
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #773 on: August 01, 2007, 03:13:56 AM »
AFMV forgets to bleep Bob Saget's cursing during his demise and is taken off the air by the FCC.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #774 on: August 01, 2007, 04:40:26 AM »
The FCC is out regualted by their northern cousin the CRTC
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #775 on: August 01, 2007, 09:57:58 PM »
The CRTC collapses under the weight of its own "pricktude"
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #776 on: August 02, 2007, 12:56:22 AM »
pricktude is beaten by Nod
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #777 on: August 02, 2007, 01:24:28 AM »
nod is beaten by head shake
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #778 on: August 02, 2007, 01:48:15 AM »
Head shake is ignominiously defeated by a neck brace.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #779 on: August 02, 2007, 01:56:37 AM »
The neck brace is priced beyond obtainable due to higher medical costs
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