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Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #705 on: July 27, 2007, 08:45:23 PM »
Everyone ignores pacifists.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #706 on: July 27, 2007, 08:45:47 PM »
Everyone loses the war with robots.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #707 on: July 27, 2007, 08:50:39 PM »
The robots are bombed from orbit.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #708 on: July 27, 2007, 08:56:30 PM »
Orbit ceases to exist when the sun explodes.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #709 on: July 27, 2007, 09:04:11 PM »
Everyone moves to that "super-Earth" planet they discovered recently.
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Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #710 on: July 27, 2007, 09:06:29 PM »
Super-Earth is inhabited by zombies.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #711 on: July 27, 2007, 09:16:48 PM »
Zombies can be killed by aiming for the head.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #712 on: July 27, 2007, 09:28:07 PM »
You're assuming the vast majority of people can aim.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #713 on: July 27, 2007, 09:32:59 PM »
Can't they? I imagine it would be fairly easy.

The vast majority of people learn to aim at a military academy.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #714 on: July 27, 2007, 09:37:31 PM »
If people are being attacked by zombies, suddenly hitting the head becomes that much more difficult.  Plus, a lot of them would shoot each other by accident.

Military academies are usurped by Police Academy.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #715 on: July 27, 2007, 09:45:40 PM »
The Royal Academy becomes more popular.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #716 on: July 27, 2007, 09:46:38 PM »
The Royal Academy is ransacked by a team of burglars.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #717 on: July 27, 2007, 09:53:08 PM »
The burglars are killed by more competent burglars.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #718 on: July 27, 2007, 09:54:29 PM »
More competent burglars are still foiled by the joint work of Inspector Clouseau and Inspector Gadget.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #719 on: July 27, 2007, 09:59:33 PM »
Inspecter Gadget malfunctions, and Inspecter Clouseau walks into a wall.
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