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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2007, 09:45:15 PM »
But a super-virus just laughs at penicillin before bitch slapping it
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2007, 01:50:18 AM »
A good vaccination makes the virus go bye-bye.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2007, 02:30:47 AM »
Genetic adaptation renders the vaccination worthless
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2007, 08:33:43 AM »
genetic adaption causes the removal of seemingly useless genes tht were needed for survival if there was a change in environment - this change occurs and the virus is wiped out
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2007, 02:31:38 PM »
Genetic manipulation reverses the change.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2007, 06:14:06 PM »
magic screws up genetic manipulation
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2007, 06:26:35 PM »
Cold iron nullifies magic.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2007, 06:32:39 PM »
A fiery furnace melts cold iron.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #68 on: May 24, 2007, 06:47:54 PM »
too much pressure implodes the furnace
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2007, 07:07:53 PM »
The vacuum of space dissipates pressure.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2007, 07:13:47 PM »
a dyson pwns the puny vacuum
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2007, 08:52:26 PM »
Unfortunately, nothing Dyson can be built because of the allocation of this century's budget to developing sneakers with flashing lights in the heels.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2007, 11:46:51 PM »
but a small child wears out the sneakers before they take up too much of the budget.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2007, 11:56:10 PM »
The aforementioned priest wears out the child before they break the sneakers.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #74 on: May 25, 2007, 04:01:50 AM »
God gets pissed and wipes out the church
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