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Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors  (Read 27048 times)

Offline Trey

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #570 on: July 13, 2007, 11:12:42 PM »
Panchos are destroyed by steamrollers.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
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live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #571 on: July 13, 2007, 11:13:22 PM »
Steamrollers roll off a cliff
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #572 on: July 13, 2007, 11:13:52 PM »
a 2 foot cliff
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #573 on: July 13, 2007, 11:18:10 PM »
landmines at the bottom of the 2 foot cliff destroy the steamroller anyways
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #574 on: July 13, 2007, 11:19:03 PM »
Deactivated landmines
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #575 on: July 13, 2007, 11:20:09 PM »
Landmine-deactivaters get eaten by a super-sized-McDonalds-slushie-UFO-thing!

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #576 on: July 13, 2007, 11:20:44 PM »
OH MY GOD!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #577 on: July 13, 2007, 11:21:15 PM »
Landmine-deactivaters get eaten by a super-sized-McDonalds-slushie-UFO-thing!

 ???

Oh...it's the new guy.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #578 on: July 13, 2007, 11:22:12 PM »
The super-sized-McDonalds-slushie-UFO-thing gets blasted out of space by the fearsome Relgions.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #579 on: July 13, 2007, 11:33:13 PM »
Landmine-deactivaters get eaten by a super-sized-McDonalds-slushie-UFO-thing!

 ???

Oh...it's the new guy.

I resent that. My humor  is... well, right now it's outright lame.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #580 on: July 13, 2007, 11:58:57 PM »
((Actually, I thought it was pretty good   ;) ))
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #581 on: July 14, 2007, 12:03:39 AM »
heretic-rice farmers get attacked by sharks
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #582 on: July 14, 2007, 03:51:09 AM »
Sharks are made into docile slaves by use of Neenee's Mind Control Cookies (as per IRC).
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #583 on: July 14, 2007, 04:17:44 AM »
Mind control cookies are countered by free will tarts
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #584 on: July 14, 2007, 08:57:21 AM »
Free will tarts are manufactured by the Khablan Cookie Corp and actualy give mind control over to Mama Khab.

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