Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors (Read 27066 times)

Tacolicious · « **Reply #510 on:** July 10, 2007, 11:12:46 PM »

Stoned Radicals get busted by narcs

Trey · « **Reply #511 on:** July 10, 2007, 11:15:27 PM »

Narcs get arrested by the feds for arresting radicals who are stoning (not stoned radicals)

Tacolicious · « **Reply #512 on:** July 10, 2007, 11:18:06 PM »

The feds get trout slapped for not having a sense of humor

Trey · « **Reply #513 on:** July 10, 2007, 11:19:04 PM »

A sense of humor disappears after watching the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie in a few months.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #514 on:** July 10, 2007, 11:20:41 PM »

The A&tC's movie is destroyed after the test audience commits mass suicide

Bara · « **Reply #515 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:10:11 AM »

it is soon said that they all died from mass murder from the movies creepiness

Allama · « **Reply #516 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:32:50 PM »

Mass murder becomes impossible when human beings evolve beyond their physical forms.

Bara · « **Reply #517 on:** July 11, 2007, 02:59:22 PM »

the phyiscal forms turn out to be pee

Trey · « **Reply #518 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:35:32 PM »

Pee is flushed down the toilet

Bara · « **Reply #519 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:57:46 PM »

the toeilt is clogged

Trey · « **Reply #520 on:** July 11, 2007, 04:59:22 PM »

Drano unclogs clogs

Khem · « **Reply #521 on:** July 12, 2007, 08:46:02 AM »

drano becomes diet coke

Bara · « **Reply #522 on:** July 12, 2007, 01:09:13 PM »

the diet coke becomes coke zero.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #523 on:** July 12, 2007, 06:07:20 PM »

Coke zero is given a 0 rating by consumers and languishes beside crystal pepsi

Trey · « **Reply #524 on:** July 12, 2007, 06:08:27 PM »

The zero rating gets ignored because other consumers don't read about it and Pep$i pushes it under the rug.