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Offline Khem

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #495 on: July 10, 2007, 09:33:50 PM »
ahh but that was just a stand in, chuck norris was granted immortality by Pha...

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #496 on: July 10, 2007, 09:43:52 PM »
You obviously don't know what the Hammer of Dawn is.
It's Gears of War's ultimate weapon...a laser from space.

It also does this...

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #497 on: July 10, 2007, 09:54:57 PM »
it gets broken by the will of Pha...

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #498 on: July 10, 2007, 09:58:52 PM »
The will of Pha is broken by Will Power's car.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #499 on: July 10, 2007, 10:02:19 PM »
Will Power's car is totaled by his arch-nemesis Won't Power
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #500 on: July 10, 2007, 10:04:00 PM »
Won't Power is dominated by his father, Total Power.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #501 on: July 10, 2007, 10:04:41 PM »
total power is defeated by rebels
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #502 on: July 10, 2007, 10:08:17 PM »
Rebels are defeated by the Empire's third death star
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #503 on: July 10, 2007, 10:08:51 PM »
rebels are crushed under the boots of the mighty storm troopers

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #504 on: July 10, 2007, 10:11:00 PM »
The storm troopers on the Third death star I assume... although Yoda still pwns them
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #505 on: July 10, 2007, 10:14:10 PM »
and old age defeats yoda.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #506 on: July 10, 2007, 10:15:30 PM »
Old age is made meaningless by the immortal highlander
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #507 on: July 10, 2007, 10:17:22 PM »
the immortal highlander is pinned under a mountain.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #508 on: July 10, 2007, 10:18:13 PM »
The highlander escapes when the mountain goes to Mohamed
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #509 on: July 10, 2007, 11:00:48 PM »
Does Trey really want to make fun of Mohammed?   Yes he does!

Mohammed is defeated when he cracks a joke about himself and is stoned by radicals for insulting Mohammed.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom