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Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors  (Read 27073 times)

Offline Allama

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #465 on: July 10, 2007, 02:37:48 PM »
PUR forgets to be hungry when Allama walks into the room.  ^_-

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #466 on: July 10, 2007, 02:38:50 PM »
Al' (sorry bout this) is cut down by Ak-47's
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #467 on: July 10, 2007, 03:05:59 PM »
(No worries, mate, it's all in the game.  I wouldn't have posted 'Allama' unless I didn't take myself to seriously to be defeated in some silly way. ;))

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #468 on: July 10, 2007, 03:30:31 PM »
we counter that with the...wait for it..... EXTRA BARREL!!!!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #469 on: July 10, 2007, 03:32:03 PM »
The extra barrel is full of raspberry jam for some reason
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #470 on: July 10, 2007, 04:45:36 PM »
Raspberry jam is ickified by wasps.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #471 on: July 10, 2007, 04:46:32 PM »
A cold snap kills off the wasp population.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #472 on: July 10, 2007, 05:30:14 PM »
a cold snap is coutnrd by a warm snap
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #473 on: July 10, 2007, 05:31:26 PM »
a warm snap is duct-taped back together
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #474 on: July 10, 2007, 06:01:22 PM »
Who are we kidding here?  Only Zombie Jesus could defeat duct tape!  Either that or my all purpose eye beams.
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live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #475 on: July 10, 2007, 06:12:32 PM »
good thing zombie jesus is on vacation and took the eyebeams with him.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #476 on: July 10, 2007, 06:14:18 PM »
Vacations are ruined by tourists
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #477 on: July 10, 2007, 06:19:10 PM »
tourists get drunk and lose their wallets.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #478 on: July 10, 2007, 06:21:36 PM »
Stray wallets are forced to stay with their owner when a wallet chain is attached
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #479 on: July 10, 2007, 06:22:36 PM »
pickpockets learn to use bolt cutters.

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