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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2007, 11:07:45 AM »
A good, solid oxygen tank will negate the vacuum.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2007, 01:34:52 PM »
An ice pick could puncture the oxygen tank, rendering it quite useless.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2007, 06:49:37 PM »
The fires of Hell melt the ice pick.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2007, 07:01:06 PM »
Severe air conditioning cools the atmosphere of Hell and the fires die down.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2007, 11:20:52 PM »
A blackout shuts down the air conditioner
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2007, 01:44:28 AM »
The KKK steps in and fixes the problem.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2007, 06:16:15 AM »
Umm......

Socialists protest against the KKK and their oppression of others. They pass a law destroy the Klan.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2007, 11:02:24 AM »
Selfishness destroys socialism.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2007, 01:46:42 PM »
hippies destroy selfishness
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Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2007, 02:41:37 PM »
Hippies are driven away by a blast from a hose.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2007, 06:51:28 PM »
A 5-year-old girl turns the nozzle of the hose, halting the flow of hate.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2007, 06:53:41 PM »
A priest screwed the 5-yo
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2007, 06:56:30 PM »
Liver failure kills the dirty priest; too much communion wine.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2007, 08:17:19 PM »
the ethanol in the wine is oxidised to ethanoic acid by oxygen using enzymes from bacteria - turning the wine sour (this also works with beer)

who'd have thought i could revise for my chemistry exam and post here at the same time? :whip:
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Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2007, 08:53:50 PM »
all bacteria tremble before the mighty peniciline!
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