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Offline Bara

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #420 on: July 05, 2007, 07:20:23 PM »
gas masks become oblste when the new facotr is that it kills you when the falling pollution touches you.s
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #421 on: July 05, 2007, 08:02:39 PM »
Human evolve into pure energy and the pollution falls right through them
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #422 on: July 05, 2007, 08:19:51 PM »
we burn out selves up becasue we have some much pure enrgey.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #423 on: July 05, 2007, 08:50:16 PM »
Taking a chill pill stops the burning problem
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #424 on: July 05, 2007, 09:59:11 PM »
the chill pill is to chilled and we becime to cold and die.s
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Offline Allama

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #425 on: July 06, 2007, 01:02:53 PM »
Death is overcome by the Glory of Zombie Jesus.

Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #426 on: July 06, 2007, 01:50:24 PM »
Damn! Nothing beats Zombie Jesus.

Except perhaps...Zombie Satan!

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #427 on: July 06, 2007, 02:10:18 PM »
Zombie Satan becomes lax in discipline when it all gets too easy for him, so his jilted lover kills him.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #428 on: July 06, 2007, 03:13:35 PM »
The jilted lover is bested by...Optimus Prime!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #429 on: July 06, 2007, 03:30:22 PM »
Optimus Prime shuts down when rust takes over his joints.

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #430 on: July 06, 2007, 05:13:13 PM »
Rusty joints are re-rolled by Bob Marley, who smokes two joint before he smokes two joints, and then he smokes two more.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #431 on: July 06, 2007, 06:12:38 PM »
Bob Marley succumbs to lung cancer after smoking too much.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #432 on: July 06, 2007, 06:14:55 PM »
Lung Cancer is cured by... psst... what cures cancer... *someone whispers in Taco's ear* CANDY!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #433 on: July 06, 2007, 06:27:13 PM »
everybody in Taijitu eats the candy
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #434 on: July 06, 2007, 06:28:05 PM »
Everyone in Taijitu then gets very fat and can no longer move.