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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #405 on: July 04, 2007, 06:44:56 PM »
Molotov Cocktails are stopped by the care bears
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #406 on: July 04, 2007, 07:18:03 PM »
OOC: i made a spoof of I'm a gangster. its called im a care bear. going to make a vid of it on youtube soon.

IC: Carebears are cut down by millons of ak-47s.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #407 on: July 05, 2007, 02:48:43 AM »
Millions of AK-47's are eaten by the blob
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #408 on: July 05, 2007, 01:31:40 PM »
the blob  is eaten by fat kids becasue he is made of jello
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Offline Acle

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #409 on: July 05, 2007, 03:31:53 PM »
Fat kids explode after MacDonald's feeds them too much!
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #410 on: July 05, 2007, 03:51:04 PM »
McDonald's is killed in a great war with taco bell
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #411 on: July 05, 2007, 04:40:11 PM »
Taco Bell is crushed by the Liberty Bell.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #412 on: July 05, 2007, 04:57:50 PM »
the leibery bell is destroyed by a bomb
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #413 on: July 05, 2007, 05:21:20 PM »
A bomb is defused with a pair of nose-hair scissors.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #414 on: July 05, 2007, 05:25:34 PM »
nose hair clippers are cut in half by a chain saw
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #415 on: July 05, 2007, 06:17:52 PM »
A chain saw is defeated when all the petrol runs out.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #416 on: July 05, 2007, 06:32:09 PM »
perotl is counterd when we use salt for enrgey
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #417 on: July 05, 2007, 06:51:25 PM »
Salt is dissolved by the rain.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #418 on: July 05, 2007, 07:03:08 PM »
The rain has been rendered impure by toxins in the atmosphere, and can no longer be called "rain" as much as "falling pollution".
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #419 on: July 05, 2007, 07:12:06 PM »
Toxins in the atmosphere are irrelevant when everyone is wearing gas masks.
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