Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors (Read 27063 times)

Bara · « **Reply #360 on:** June 27, 2007, 10:33:09 PM »

the drain is clogged with Tacos

Khablan · « **Reply #361 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:18:09 AM »

A plumber opens the trap under the sink, and out pops Taco!

Tacolicious · « **Reply #362 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:57:01 AM »

Tacos give the plumber food poisoning

Guess that's what they get for eating something they found in the drain...

orsis · « **Reply #363 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:07:10 PM »

food poisoning beat by my immune system

Chloe · « **Reply #364 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:27:02 PM »

Your immune system is beaten by Nano-AIDS, given to you by Batman.

Bara · « **Reply #365 on:** June 28, 2007, 07:34:58 PM »

Nano Aids are taken away by Big-aids

Chloe · « **Reply #366 on:** June 28, 2007, 09:18:22 PM »

Big-aids is cured by Live Aid.

Bara · « **Reply #367 on:** June 28, 2007, 09:39:50 PM »

Live aid is cut from funding

Khablan · « **Reply #368 on:** June 29, 2007, 02:14:51 AM »

Economists are all chased off a cliff by a horde of angry rock fans.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #369 on:** June 29, 2007, 02:47:09 AM »

Angry rock fans are mellowed out by the smoke wafting from the Grateful Dead show

Chloe · « **Reply #370 on:** June 29, 2007, 08:20:19 AM »

The Grateful Dead lose popularity because of a negative review in Rolling Stone.

Larry · « **Reply #371 on:** June 29, 2007, 01:08:21 PM »

Critics can be bribed with big sacks of cash.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #372 on:** June 29, 2007, 03:22:59 PM »

Big sacks of cash are emptied by taxation

Khablan · « **Reply #373 on:** June 29, 2007, 08:38:23 PM »

The rich get around taxation by fraudulent tax returns.

Bara · « **Reply #374 on:** June 29, 2007, 09:25:31 PM »

the rich is beetn by Socialsim