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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #345 on: June 23, 2007, 12:34:00 PM »
The sea cowers in fear of the many ghost pirates that rule it
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #346 on: June 23, 2007, 12:50:03 PM »
ghost pirates are killed by Captain Jack Sparrow
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #347 on: June 24, 2007, 04:32:37 PM »
Captain Jack Sparrow gets beaten up by a sparrow named Jack
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #348 on: June 24, 2007, 04:35:36 PM »
the spaorrow named jack is killed by A shotgun
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #349 on: June 24, 2007, 06:26:54 PM »
The shotgun is clogged with mud
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #350 on: June 24, 2007, 06:55:06 PM »
mud is taken away with a paper towel
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #351 on: June 24, 2007, 11:21:34 PM »
paper towels are saturated by blue liquid until they can hold no more while housewives watch in amazement
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #352 on: June 26, 2007, 09:04:03 PM »
the blue liquid is turned into steasm by fire
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #353 on: June 26, 2007, 10:41:18 PM »
Fire is put out by my all-purpose eye beams
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #354 on: June 26, 2007, 11:48:05 PM »
A simple fork in the eye stops anymore eye beams
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #355 on: June 27, 2007, 11:08:44 AM »
The functionality of a spork renders the fork obsolete.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #356 on: June 27, 2007, 03:51:52 PM »
Behold the mighty rolling pin, which is used to thwack the spork-wielder over the head, then to smack him in the butt, making him fall onto his own spork.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #357 on: June 27, 2007, 07:46:00 PM »
sticky dough traps the rolling pin for eternity
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #358 on: June 27, 2007, 08:56:52 PM »
stick dough is washed off with water
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #359 on: June 27, 2007, 10:24:46 PM »
Water is poured down the drain
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