Rock, Paper, Scissors

[New History lovers]

A Star Destroyer bombards Internal Affairs from space.

[Tacolicious]

A storm trooper falls off the 900 meter high, non-saftey railed platform clogging the star destroyers exhaust causing it to explode

[Larry]

A door frame smashes the stormtrooper in the head.

[Bara]

a hobo comes in and takes the door frame away, selling it to the out of work po-po

[Varkour]

CHUCK NORRIS

(the answer to everything)

[Bara]

Chuck Norris is killed by yo momma

[Of The US]

yo papa rapes yo mama

[Tacolicious]

yo papa is sent to jail and made a social outcast for his unhealthy obsession with rape

[Bara]

jail is no longer needed becasue of Robocop

[Prydania]

Batman PWNS Robocop.

[Sovereign Dixie]

and Godzilla PWNS Batman!

[Bara]

godzille is PWNED by a lvl 43 human rouge from WoW

[Tacolicious]

WoW is pwned by UO circa 1999

[Bara]

UO is disconnted and is never heard from agian and WoW agian lives on as the champion

[Tacolicious]

WoW is defeated by the fact that it is just another EQ knock-off with better graphics and more items to give the illusion of a diverse grind. It's just the same mechanics for 70 tedious levels followed by an eternity of the same mechanics in which the shift goes from getting more stats from leveling and gear to getting more stats from gear alone for the sole purpose of more grinding.