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Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #180 on: June 02, 2007, 10:34:25 AM »
Insomnia prevents sleep.
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Offline tak

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #181 on: June 02, 2007, 11:57:30 AM »
sleeping pills cure insomia
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Offline orsis

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #182 on: June 02, 2007, 01:10:47 PM »
a cock up in the production plant screws up the pills
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Offline Trey

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #183 on: June 03, 2007, 02:03:45 AM »
Actual competence cures the cock up.
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Offline Latagon

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #184 on: June 03, 2007, 02:22:42 AM »
A mean boss fires those with competence.
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Offline orsis

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #185 on: June 03, 2007, 11:19:44 AM »
a car accident kills the boss
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #186 on: June 03, 2007, 07:12:03 PM »
A sudden lack of insurance makes people not want to have crash-up derbies anymore.
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Offline Latagon

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #187 on: June 04, 2007, 04:19:21 AM »
A boost in the economy makes it possible for people to pay doctors without insurance.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #188 on: June 04, 2007, 04:23:03 AM »
The crash of the Credit Anstalt kills the economy.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #189 on: June 04, 2007, 05:11:20 AM »
Time travel undoes the crash
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Offline Latagon

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #190 on: June 04, 2007, 05:23:42 AM »
Random time bubbles end your time traveling mayhem and trap you in the 250 Million BC.  Say hi to Yuri for us.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #191 on: June 04, 2007, 05:25:30 AM »
The illusion of time separated by distance makes it easy to will myself back into the present and renders time bubbles meaningless
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Offline Trey

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #192 on: June 05, 2007, 01:36:07 AM »
The rendering of time bubbles meaningless is caused by a rift in the space-time continuum.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #193 on: June 05, 2007, 02:18:00 AM »
Throwing out the "Star Trek's Guide to Temporal Mechanics" book and reading "Actual Science" destroys the Space-Time Continuum
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #194 on: June 05, 2007, 02:21:14 AM »
an asteroid from the space time continuum destroys the real science book
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