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Offline TGSII

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #165 on: June 01, 2007, 02:11:46 PM »
If you're bill gates you help the poor
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #166 on: June 01, 2007, 02:27:54 PM »
Bill Gates is defeated by taxes.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #167 on: June 01, 2007, 02:30:41 PM »
Channel Islands help tax evation

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #168 on: June 01, 2007, 02:52:57 PM »
Tsunami's surge over islands, wiping them clean of tax evaders.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #169 on: June 01, 2007, 06:41:21 PM »
Continents beat Taunamis.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #170 on: June 01, 2007, 07:15:48 PM »
Tectonic plates shift, ruining continents.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #171 on: June 01, 2007, 07:17:01 PM »
Aliens blow up the planet, thereby rendering tectonic plates useless..
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #172 on: June 01, 2007, 07:20:34 PM »
Local diseases destroy the alien race.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #173 on: June 01, 2007, 07:22:06 PM »
disinfectant distroys the diseases.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #174 on: June 01, 2007, 07:24:19 PM »
A contaminated container renders the disinfectant tainted.

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #175 on: June 01, 2007, 07:26:08 PM »
A furnace melts the container
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #176 on: June 01, 2007, 08:21:51 PM »
Wow, deja vu.

A lack of fossil fuels renders the furnace useless.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #177 on: June 01, 2007, 08:58:19 PM »
Renewable Energy renders the fossil fuels unnessary.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #178 on: June 01, 2007, 09:39:22 PM »
Nuclear power is cheaper than renewable energy.
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #179 on: June 01, 2007, 09:44:59 PM »
Sleeping is safer than Nuclear Power
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