Author Topic: Rock, Paper, Scissors (Read 27005 times)

Larry · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:31:42 PM »

An industrial wood chipper is easily deposed of with an industrial wood chipper chipper.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:28:09 AM »

A bolt of lightning will turn the chipper chipper into a smoking ruin

Solnath · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2007, 06:03:56 AM »

Organised religion does miracles to reduce the might of the lightning bolt.

Larry · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2007, 07:42:00 AM »

Organised religion crumbles before carefully structured arguments and logic.

Solnath · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2007, 08:13:19 AM »

Actually, it doesn't, haven't you noticed?

Carefully structured arguments and logic fail against women.

Larry · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2007, 08:39:38 AM »

Wow, women beat everything.

That is, everything except the steely blade of a sword.

Solnath · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2007, 09:16:20 AM »

Smiths. Pun intended.

Tacolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:45:13 PM »

Excessive taxes will drive any smiths out of the smithy

Larry · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:04:12 PM »

Protesting peasants can force taxes to be lowered.

Solnath · « **Reply #24 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:07:35 PM »

Not really, no.

Light cavalry archers vs. peasants - game, set, match.

Larry · « **Reply #25 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:09:41 PM »

Heavy cavalry archers.

Allama · « **Reply #26 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:29:36 PM »

A hydrogen bomb takes care of the archers nicely, heavy cavalry though they may be.

The Abode · « **Reply #27 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:42:46 PM »

But then the sun went nova, engulfing your bomb and making it look like a fart in comparison.

Allama · « **Reply #28 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:51:27 PM »

Luckily, highly advanced space travel technology allows the native species of Earth to enact a mass exodus to a nearby star system.

Solnath · « **Reply #29 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:05:11 PM »

A dimensional anchor prevents space travel.