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Offline Larry

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Rock, Paper, Scissors
« on: May 20, 2007, 07:50:05 AM »
Okay, I don't think this has been done before on this forum.

Well, you all know how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors, right? This is similar, but you aren't restricted to those same three items. Basically, you can use whatever weapon you like to beat the person before you, as long as you explain why your item wins.

For example:

Poster 1: Paper covers rock
Poster 2: Fire burns paper
Poster 3: Water quenches fire
etc

So, I'll start off with an old favourite for the next poster to beat: cookies!
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2007, 07:52:45 AM »
The Cookie Monster eats cookies...
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Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2007, 09:47:42 AM »
Soly beats up the Cookie Monster for stealing his cookies.
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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2007, 02:04:04 PM »
A shotgun shoots Soly.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 03:25:33 PM »
A sniper rifle takes out the shot gunner before they ever get into range
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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2007, 03:36:47 PM »
A piece of chewing gum jams up the sniper rifle.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2007, 03:39:00 PM »
A little bit of fire will teach that chewing gum who's who
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Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2007, 03:53:48 PM »
Fire is easily dispelled by sand, and lots of it!
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Offline tak

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2007, 03:54:49 PM »
A tsunami will wash off all the sand.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2007, 03:55:48 PM »
And land will turn the mighty tsunami into a wimpy little ripple
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Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2007, 04:16:03 PM »
Humans have no problem polluting the land.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2007, 04:54:35 PM »
Women.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2007, 07:39:42 PM »
Being an insensitive, abusive jerk with no concerns beyond their own skin should clear those ladies away
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Offline Larry

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2007, 08:10:18 PM »
No insensitive jerk could cope with the responsibility that comes from owning a puppy.
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Offline The Abode

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Re: Rock, Paper, Scissors
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2007, 08:24:30 PM »
puppies are no match for industrial wood chippers.
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