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Offline Trey

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #105 on: June 01, 2007, 04:47:57 AM »
How many smileys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A few million...it would be pretty difficult to screw in a lightbulb using only a round body without hands!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #106 on: June 07, 2007, 11:15:14 PM »
How many postmodernists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish!
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #107 on: June 12, 2007, 01:15:51 AM »
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?







One. A broken one that is.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #108 on: June 12, 2007, 02:12:39 PM »
How many boring people does it take to change a lightbulb?


One.
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Offline Varkour

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #109 on: June 12, 2007, 03:55:15 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA... I think I wet myself


 :P
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #110 on: June 17, 2007, 07:37:46 PM »
Kuinka monta CMX-fania tarvitaan vaihtamaan sähkölamppu?

Riippuu siitä mitä tarkoitetaan "sähköllä!"

(Wouldn't survive translation.)
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Offline Trey

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #111 on: July 03, 2007, 09:51:07 PM »
How many Taijitans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.  We're not stupid.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #112 on: July 19, 2007, 06:17:41 AM »
How many Bara's doe it take to screw in a lightbulb?

On
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #113 on: July 19, 2007, 06:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 06:17:41 AM
How many Bara's doe it take to screw in a lightbulb?

On

Rofl!
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government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #114 on: November 03, 2007, 06:42:26 AM »
Lightbulb?
Lightbulb!
LoLbulb!
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #115 on: November 04, 2007, 07:40:12 PM »
Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Want to ride bikes?
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