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Offline Flemingovia

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Lightbulb jokes
« on: January 05, 2007, 08:06:04 AM »
Because they are my favourite.


Q. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's not rocket science, you know!

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Offline Flemingovia

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2007, 08:07:06 AM »
How many nationstaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty Three.

One to complain to the forum admins that the lightbulb is broken, and he cannot see the forum
Nine to post "me too"
One to ask whether this is due to a North Pacific plot
One to post how the lightbulbs are much better in cybernations
One to grumble that if the forum had been more active the light bulb would not have failed in the first place
One to post that he cannot stand the bickering any more and he is leaving NS
Seven to post "oh no" smilies in response to this.
One to post that he is from the region of "Green wobbly jelly bits" and their military is ready to offer any assistance needed.
One to actually change the light bulb.
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Offline Acle

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2007, 09:38:03 AM »
Q: How mant mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. But how did they get in there?

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Offline Flemingovia

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2007, 09:51:47 AM »
Only Babylon 5 fans will get these:

q. How many minbari does it take to change a light bulb?
a. Only one, except that they will fail to finish the job and won't explain why.

Q. How many Vorlon does it take to change a light bulb?
A. they won't. They will just manipulate the younger races into doing it for them.
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Offline Baltija

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 03:28:47 PM »
The one with nationstaters is killing me!!!
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Offline Of The US

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 03:35:56 PM »
the NS joke reminded me somewhat of the lexicon :P
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Offline Flemingovia

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 03:42:31 PM »
Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do
with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Offline Flemingovia

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 03:43:16 PM »
For the cultured among you...

Q: How many baritones does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can't get up that high.
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Offline Of The US

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2007, 03:45:45 PM »
Q: How many jewsih mothers does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None "oh ill just sit here in the dark all alone, do what you want, dont change the light bulb for your poor mother"
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Offline Flemingovia

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2007, 03:47:00 PM »
a: One
q: How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb.
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Offline Ranholn

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2007, 06:01:56 PM »
how many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
none thats a hard ware problom
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Offline Acle

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2007, 11:01:19 PM »
How many irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and one to turn the chair around.
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Offline Ryazania

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 11:36:55 PM »
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Feminists can't change anything.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2007, 12:21:18 AM »
How many Amish do you need to change a light bulb?
None, they can't find the kerosene tank...
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2007, 06:43:10 AM »
Quote from: Flemingovia on January 05, 2007, 08:06:04 AM
Because they are my favourite.


Q. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It's not rocket science, you know!



Hey!  I pretend to be an aerospace engineer!!!  For your info...it ain't rocket science.  (The answer is still "none" though because rocket science is all they know and couldn't change a light bulb if they wanted to!  Don't believe me?  Ask how long the lot of us sat in the dark once!!!!   :D )

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Q: How many psychologist does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.  The lightbulb has to change itself!
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