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Offline Bustos

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2007, 12:38:24 PM »
Q:  How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb, one to argue
for the rights of the new lightbulb, and one to argue for the rights of
the light socket
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2007, 02:04:36 PM »
q: How many wives does it take to change a lighbulb?

A. Only one, and she just has to scramble up the pile of handbags to reach it.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2007, 02:07:42 PM »
Q.      How many historians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.      I dunno - not my period.
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Offline Myroria

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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2007, 12:20:44 AM »
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Two: One to change it and one to chase away any men that try to help her.

2. It's a trick question: Feminists can't change anything!
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2007, 03:59:45 AM »
How many confederates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they'd have their slave do it
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2007, 08:57:52 AM »
Q:how many vogons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:42
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2007, 11:47:47 AM »
Q.      How many revisionist historians does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A.      In actual fact, against popular consensus, the lightbulb was
never actually changed.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2007, 01:13:57 PM »
Q:How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb????

A:Fish.....
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2007, 02:16:54 PM »
Q.      How many Scottish historians does it take to change a lightbulb.
A.      All of them, because they are sick of living under the shadow of
England for so long.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2007, 06:24:12 PM »
Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2007, 06:24:58 PM »
Rofl
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2007, 09:13:06 PM »
Quote from: PUR on January 11, 2007, 08:57:52 AM
Q:how many vogons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:42

lmao
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2007, 12:24:44 AM »
Q. How many voyeurs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but they'd much rather watch someone else do it.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2007, 05:21:34 AM »
Quote from: Bustos on January 10, 2007, 11:37:16 AM
Q.      How many Socialist Workers Party members does it take to change
a lightbulb.
A.      Four. One to change the bulb, one to write about it for "the
paper", one to sell you "the paper" and another to follow you home and
ask why you weren't at the bulb changing, if you plan to make the next
one and if you were still as committed.

Fucking Trotskyists...

Q: How many AFLers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One to represent the United Tungsten Temperers
    One to represent the Brotherhood of Glassworkers
    One to represent the Copper Workers Union
    One to represent the views of John Sweeny's office
    One "ambassador" from the Change to Win Coalition
    One to determine how changing the lightbulb will benefit the Democratic Party
   
    One Wobbly to actually change the lightbulb when they're all bickering.
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Re: Lightbulb jokes
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2007, 10:56:32 AM »
Q: How many Uichi Ryans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Who needs light? It's more fun to feel your way through an orgy...
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