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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #60 on: November 08, 2007, 12:02:41 AM »
NOOOO!

*kills taco*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #61 on: November 08, 2007, 03:55:21 AM »
*Taco lets Bara play with Chinese toys until lead poisoning finishes him off and takes the crown back*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #62 on: November 08, 2007, 12:56:51 PM »
That was kinda racist.

*chops taco head off with a choopa*

Bastard.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #63 on: November 08, 2007, 08:39:34 PM »
*The gods of Geekalorn -unhurt because they are gods, remember?- are nonetheless pissed and kick Taco in the groin so hard his balls are now dangling below his chin. *

"Ah nearly forgot the crown" Melts a Orc army of 1,000,000 points to a lump and as Bara goes unconscious from screaming in pain takes the crown from him.
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2007, 08:49:40 PM »
You suck. but luckily

*gets a new ork army and kills pach*

i win! again!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2007, 09:32:40 PM »
*creates a large mass of anti-matter and hurls it at Bara, who immediately ceases to exist*

All hail me!

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2007, 10:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on November 08, 2007, 12:56:51 PM
That was kinda racist.

*chops taco head off with a choopa*

Bastard.

How exactly is that racist? The fact is a lot of toys from China are covered in lead paint at levels which are illegal in this country.

Quote from: Pachamama on November 08, 2007, 08:39:34 PM
*The gods of Geekalorn -unhurt because they are gods, remember?- are nonetheless pissed and kick Taco in the groin so hard his balls are now dangling below his chin. *

"Ah nearly forgot the crown" Melts a Orc army of 1,000,000 points to a lump and as Bara goes unconscious from screaming in pain takes the crown from him.

Ummm... my balls have always dangled below my chin... the chin is pretty high up on the body after all.

*Taco launches a logic attack and takes the crown*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2007, 10:24:06 PM »
Dude, there's no point launching logic attacks on those two. I'm the one with the crown.

Um, I mean, yeah, keep attacking them.

*runs away with the crown while Taco is distracted*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2007, 10:44:03 PM »
*Taco sets blood thirsty turkeys after Larry*

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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2007, 10:50:31 PM »
*tames the turkeys with some of Bara's blood, and sets them back at Taco*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2007, 10:51:45 PM »
*Taco just eats the turkeys and stabs Larry with the wish bone*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2007, 11:01:16 PM »
*the wish bone snaps apart inside Larry, entitling him to one wish. He wishes silently, and a few seconds later a freak tidal wave sweeps Taco away*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2007, 11:17:46 PM »
*Taco rides the wave to victory*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #73 on: November 09, 2007, 11:58:17 PM »
*knocks taco down from the wave in order to ride the wave to victory*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2007, 12:18:03 AM »
*Taco freezes the wave trapping Bara*
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