Taijitu
Forum Meta => Archive => Archived Fun => Topic started by: brokencaveboy on November 03, 2007, 04:04:42 PM
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so zif youve go thtis
anyway the way u play is some says there king
eg: IM KING MWAHAHAHAHA
then some1 will come and kill them or ghet them off the hill by going
eg I SHHOT u with my electro magnetic gun
i decleare myself king
then some1 else then would come and take the hill off that person and so on
broken caveboy = king
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*Taco puts a voodoo curse on Broken Caveboy sending his soul to the afterlife to be a string on a demons banjo*
All hail King Taco!
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*summons the mighty Bahamut to swoop down upon Taco from on high and claw out his heart*
I r teh kingzor!!!
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*Taco summons knights of the round with a quad cast and double cast gem equipped*
Back to my reign I suppose
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*travels to the past and kills Taco's grandparents*
At last, the crown is back with its rightful owner.
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*Larry is killed 15 years in the past because at some point Taco saved his life and by removing Taco from the timeline Larry has killed himself meaning Larry could never go back meaning Taco reappears making him the king once more*
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*An alternate version of Larry appears from another universe where he never went back in time, and travels 15 years into the past to remove Larry from danger so Taco never needed to save him, thus bringing the original Larry back into existence. Both Larrys then travel back in time and ensure that Taco's grandparents aren't killed, restoring the original timeline. The Larrys then return to the present and destroy the time machine, and Alternate Larry heads back to his own universe.*
*shoots Taco in the head*
A king am I.
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*Before the time machine was destoryed Taco took the liberty of heading a few centuries into the future. After buying a sports almanac with which to place a few smart bets, Taco bought some medic nanites which began to heal Taco once he was shot*
*Taco gets back up and brains Larry with a rock*
All hail king Taco
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*After allowing the nanites to heal him, Larry buries Taco upside-down in the ground*
Kneel before your new king!
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*Taco reveals that this game is being held in Australia, where his being upside down makes him upside right in actuality*
*Taco throws Larry through a portal and hot glues the crown to his head so that he can not be decrowned again*
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*fires a poison dart at Taco - killing him instantly - and then scalps him*
*wears the scalp on his head, with the crown firmly attached*
I'm the only king around here.
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*shoots laary with a chainsaw crossbow*
This is my kingdom now.
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smahes head with bottle kills him instently
brokencaveboy=king
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*Walks in through the door and blasts caveboy with shotgun*
I winz!
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*judo-chops Bara right in the glavicus*
The kinghood is mine!
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*Shoots larry in the knee with a gun, then shoots him with a chainsaw crossbow bolt*
This is my land!
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*renders the earth asunder and drops Bara into a bottomless pit*
I am Lord of all I survey!
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*Shoots a grappling hook, wich spikes larry in the head*
I win! And live!
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*calls forth lightning to strike down Bara where he stands*
My kingdom needs me!
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*Taco poisons everyone elses wine and takes back the crown and his scalp*
And Bara I think your ranking as the king of typos and gibberish messages has been lost to BCB
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*Kills taco (After all, i cant drink wine yet)*
BCB, im going to kill you.
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*slices Bara into 64,000 pieces with a bread knife*
I think it was inevitable that, as Bara slowly became more civilised, someone like BCB would have to rise to take his place. Also, I'm the king. Suck it.
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*Taco throws Larry in a giant vacuum*
Looks like it sucked you... muhahahaha
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Of course, as soon as I enter the vacuum it isn't a vacuum any more.
*vanishes in a puff of logic and reappears next to Taco, and proceed to strangle him with his own intestines*
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Bara slowly became more civilised
Dude, i still got barbaian stuff in me. and im the king now.
*shoots larry with anthoer chainsaw bolt*
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Seriously, though, look at you. You're using full stops, commas, even capital letters on occasion.
Anyway...*stuffs Bara in a sack, weighs it down with bricks, and throws him off a bridge*
It's good to be the king.
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*walks in through the front door*
Dang, your right! i am becoming civlived! but, i still do suck at speeling.
*lights larry on fire*
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Of course, as soon as I enter the vacuum it isn't a vacuum any more.
*vanishes in a puff of logic and reappears next to Taco, and proceed to strangle him with his own intestines*
Fine we can play it that way... they're no longer my intestines if they're not in me anymore so they logic poof too. Taco distracts Bara with something shiny then stabs him with something pointy.
KING!
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*kicks Taco into a convenient volcano*
Checkmate!
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*The volcano erupts burying Larry in molten rock and putting Taco back on top of the hill*
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*presses a button to make a trapdoor open underneath Taco, dropping him into a pit of spikes*
You know, having a new ruler every five minutes can't be good for the kingdom's economy and whatnot.
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Yeah.....
*Throws larry into the pit of spikes with taco*
I quess im king.
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*as Larry is falling, he presses another button to summon his personal helicopter, which lifts him out of the pit before he hits the spikes. The helicopter then flies at Bara, slicing him up in the blades*
I'm the only king around here!
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*Walks through the heliocopters cockpit door, kills the poilt, then larry*
Im king of the skys!
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Damn you! That poilt was the only friend I had!
*activates the helicopter's self-destruct sequence, killing Bara*
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*Parachutes down, landing on larry*
I win!
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*Taco kicks Bara in the groin*
Quick. Simple. Effective. That's why I'm the king *Taco kicks Bara in the gut while he's down for good measure*
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Ow.....
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*Taco wipes off his steel toed boots and gets back to kicking Bara*
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*gruesomely axeaxeinates Taco and claims the crown*
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Turns Larry to ashes with a flamethrower.
"May as well join the violence. So now I am king for as long as I live. Probably the next 5 minutes, Sigh"
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*Summons a Giant squid to devour Pach*
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Wow I lasted 1h 43 min.
Drops and asteroid on Taco. "Yuckk, slime" Does anybody keep track of the weapons already used???
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*Shoots Pach with a uber leet chainsaw crossbow*
You know, this is messey stuff when i use this....i like it.
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*in honor of Baras hobby pulls out and lets loose with a Stormbolter*
"Hey...That's Cooool" ;D
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Attacks Pach with a Choopa and cuts him to pecies*
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*Taco dusts off a copy of Quake and explodes Bara with the BFG10K*
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*comes back with more Boyz*
Come on Boyz, deres some 'umies to kill!
*rushes taco and kills him in a sea of green bodies*
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*Taco throws on a kermit the frog suit* Dat's hem ovur thar! *Taco points at Bara* Giz hem, hez in a dusgize!
*The orcs kill Bara*
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*comes back*
Damn Orks, i iz da boss, and i say dat hiz da bad guy! kill dat 'umie!
*shoots a bunch of orks for good measure*
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*obliterates Bara and the ork armies with a nuclear bomb*
*walks over to the crown which has miraculously survived the explosion*
Yoink!
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*Attacks Larry with Baras bad spelling
"Take that"
Takes the the crown from Larry while he is trying to keep his brain from bleeding trough his ears.
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*thwaps Pach on the head with a black pudding, takes the crown from his unconscious form, then tosses him into a tank full of piranhas*
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*walks in through the front door and lbegins throwing firecrackers everywhere*
Burn baby burn, disco inferno.
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*Taco uses black magic to throw Fireballs at Bara*
Goodness, gracious great balls of fire!
*Taco picks up the crown, dusts off the ash and duct tapes it to his head*
38 seconds, shortest reign ever. Congrats Bara
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"Hmm piranhas, yummy"
Take as club and hits Taco over the head. Then scalps him for the crown.
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*Taco hid a poison pin in the crown, he waits till Pach passes out then takes the crown (and his scalp) back*
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*calls forth the wrath of the Gods of Geekalorn to strike Taco down*
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Yey! Geekalorn!
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*Taco groin shots the Gods of Geekalorn*
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NOOOO!
*kills taco*
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*Taco lets Bara play with Chinese toys until lead poisoning finishes him off and takes the crown back*
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That was kinda racist.
*chops taco head off with a choopa*
Bastard.
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*The gods of Geekalorn -unhurt because they are gods, remember?- are nonetheless pissed and kick Taco in the groin so hard his balls are now dangling below his chin. *
"Ah nearly forgot the crown" Melts a Orc army of 1,000,000 points to a lump and as Bara goes unconscious from screaming in pain takes the crown from him.
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You suck. but luckily
*gets a new ork army and kills pach*
i win! again!
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*creates a large mass of anti-matter and hurls it at Bara, who immediately ceases to exist*
All hail me!
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That was kinda racist.
*chops taco head off with a choopa*
Bastard.
How exactly is that racist? The fact is a lot of toys from China are covered in lead paint at levels which are illegal in this country.
*The gods of Geekalorn -unhurt because they are gods, remember?- are nonetheless pissed and kick Taco in the groin so hard his balls are now dangling below his chin. *
"Ah nearly forgot the crown" Melts a Orc army of 1,000,000 points to a lump and as Bara goes unconscious from screaming in pain takes the crown from him.
Ummm... my balls have always dangled below my chin... the chin is pretty high up on the body after all.
*Taco launches a logic attack and takes the crown*
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Dude, there's no point launching logic attacks on those two. I'm the one with the crown.
Um, I mean, yeah, keep attacking them.
*runs away with the crown while Taco is distracted*
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*Taco sets blood thirsty turkeys after Larry*
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*tames the turkeys with some of Bara's blood, and sets them back at Taco*
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*Taco just eats the turkeys and stabs Larry with the wish bone*
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*the wish bone snaps apart inside Larry, entitling him to one wish. He wishes silently, and a few seconds later a freak tidal wave sweeps Taco away*
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*Taco rides the wave to victory*
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*knocks taco down from the wave in order to ride the wave to victory*
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*Taco freezes the wave trapping Bara*
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*waits until everybody is fryed to death by a heat beam, then esapes umharmed, cue to he being traped in a black of ice.
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*Taco reveals Bara to the wizards council for his crime of practicing the arts of black ice*
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*The arts of black ice are tpart of the Religion of Geekalorn. We will not suffer discimination by this wizard council of yours.
Puts Taco in a blender. "Full speed ahead" Takes the crown and runs like hell.
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see! ladys and gentlemen of the court, taco is disciminating me because i follow the gods of geekalorn. i say, he goes to jail for 5 years!
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The wizards council however is the wizards council of the white flame. Sworn to wipe out all followers of the black ice. *The wizards beat Bara down with sacks of door knobs and finish him with a curbie*
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nooo! not a curbie! NOOOOOOO!
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*gets in a rocket, takes off, and nukes the entire site from orbit*
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*Uses the force to throw Larry's rocket into the sun*
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*ejects from the rocket just in time, parachutes back to Earth (regardless of how little sense that makes) and lands on Taco*
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While Taco and Larry are entangled with each other Pachamama steals the crown and runs off hiding in a pocket dimension.
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*Taco slams the 8 ball into the pocket crushing Pach and winning the game*
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*Whacks taco over the head with a poolcue and takes the crown*
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*expertly blinds Bara with a pair of darts and yoinks the crown*
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*stumbles around, knocking down larry and taking the crown*
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*stabs Bara in the face with lasers and takes the crown back*
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*Taco drugs Larry and takes the crown*
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*Grabs a lasgun and shoots larry*
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*Uses Bara confusion to brain him with a grammy award before the crown can be taken*
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*kicks taco in the knee, and steals the crown*
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*shoots himself in the foot, shouts in pain, and then takes the crown anyway*
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*Hits Larry with Bara and takes the crown*
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*takes a photo of Taco, thus stealing his soul, and takes the crown while he is in a soulless zombie-like state*
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*The flash glints off Taco's teeth in a small flare of light blinding Larry allowing Taco to steal the crown and grab a few tasty brains chunks*
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*takes some eye-drops to cure the blindness, then hammers Taco into the ground with a shovel*
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*Taco tunnels underneath Larry and traps him in a sinkhole, he pours honey over Larry's head and leaves a little trail of honey running to the fire ant hive*
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*teaches the fire ants to understand English, then bargains with them - if they attack the taco, they'll recieve an infinite supply of honey*
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*walks in and takes the crown*
That was easy
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*Picks up the real crown after Bara walks off with the fake crown* Yeah Bara... too easy (like yo momma)
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* Akka-Wakka watches as Taco falls into his man eating Termite trap. Then he laughs.
* Akka-Wakka puts on his waffle crown.
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A new challenger!
*Larry orders his giant robot to crush Akka, then takes the crown and hides it in a safe*
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* Akka-Wakka is re-borne as a stick of dynamite, and promptly blows the safe up.
* Larry is killed in the blast.
* Akka-Wakka is re-re-borne as the king, wearing a slightly charred crown.
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*Walks in, starps a bomb to Akka-Waakas chest, takes the crown, and throws a pink waffle and taco*
He he
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*Taco dynamites the safe open and takes the crown*
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i had the crown!
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* Akka-Wakka makes a new, prettier crown and sits on a new sexier hill.
Huzzah!
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*Taco kicks out the support beam from the new hill causing it to collapse. He makes a new crown using the skull of Robo-Jesus*
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* Akka-Wakka is democratically elected to be king, and everyone else is sentenced to death.
Huzzah! x2
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*bribes the villagers to overthrow Akka and proclaim me as king*
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*walks in with a machine gun and mows everybody down*
Eat that, suckers
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OK. Eats Bullets and becomes the new super king.
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*walks up, shoots akka in the head and takes the crown*
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Stages a pecaful protest and is awarded the crown as a prize.
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*drops the nuke on akka, takes the crown and runs off and hides in the wastelands*
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Bara is eaten my the nuclear zombies, so akka is the king.
Huzzah x11
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*walks up to akka, and backhands him*
Stop syaing huzzah! it gets on my nerves!
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Accio crown!
*runs off with the crown into another dimension*
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Akka uses his super powers to steal the crown and the hill.
Huzzah x13
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*uses his previously unmentioned super powers to zap Akka and take the crown back*
You can keep the hill. I'll just be king of this boulder.
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:fight: 's Larry till he gives me the crown.
Bed time :)
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*sneaks in while Akka's asleep to steal the crown*
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Wakes up before Larry can steal the crown and talks him to death.
Huzzah! x 17
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*:trout:'s Akka and takes the crown*
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Sends Larry to the dungeons where he is :whip:'ed to death.
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*Larry attempts to :h: Akka until he relinquishes the crown, but fails, because he has no idea how to hippo someone*
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i do!
*grabs a hippo, and drops it on akka*
There ya go!
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That'll work.
*drops a hippo on Bara*
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Akka is flat, so the crown no longer fits on his head. Not that he has a head any more.
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*folds up the flat Akka and posts him to Kuala Lumpur*
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* Akka-Wakka is crowned in KL and given a mountain and lots of fair maidens who worship him :D
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*looks at the madiens, who are robots*
You want this to suck your balls? it has spikes in its mouth, ya know.
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*Taco take the crown by virtue of superior humanity*
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*takes the crown by virtue of being the guy with a suitcase full of grenades*
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*Walks a mile away by virtue of being the guy with the pins to those grenades, waits a few moments then catches the still smoking crown*
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Wow, you walk fast.
*crawls out of the smoking crater and shoots Taco in the face with a sniper rifle*
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*Taco uses his ninja skills, when Larry comes to check out the kill and grab the crown he discovers a log with a bullet hole in it right before a kunai dagger enters his skull*
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*ducks at the last second, knocks the dagger out of Taco's hands, and somersaults over him*
You just made the mistake of trying to out-ninja the master.
*delivers a flying kick to Taco, accompanied by a deadly judo chop to the neck*
I'll take that crown now, thank you.
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*Larry realizes after the smoke clear that he's hit a sack of grain with a ":P" face painted on it. The bag of grain flys open revealing a lit bomb which blows up in Larry's face*
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*waits until the bomb has exploded, then deactivates his personal force field*
*quickly builds an indestructable robot and sends it off to find Taco*
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Its the crown indestructible? anyway:
*sends a nuke that kills everyone*
*catch crown in middle air*
That has weird... i has just seeing my mom flying... anyway
IM DA KING!
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*Taco throws Magial into a portal full of peasants and peons who are pissed at former rulers and claims the cron for himself*
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*Larry leaves Taco playing with the cron, and sneaks away with the crown*
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what the hell is a cron?
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I have no idea, but Taco was pretty eager to claim it.
*throws Bara into a vat of marmalade and flees*
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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Yes.
*hides with the crown in his secret underground bunker*
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*walks out of the pit, a muntated monster*
Quick! where is emp and his choas warband when ya need it!
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By cron I assume you mean the cronic a.k.a Marijuana.
*Taco smokes a bowl, a joint and a blunt and then totally gets the crown by being mellow*
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*me smokes some speed and becomes super speeded*
*catch the crown in 1 sec*
Thats for.... That!
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*builds a wall in the middle of the road and watches Magial crash into it at high speed*
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*shambles foraward*
Wait...*huff*for me
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*liquidises Bara with a raygun, takes the crown, and scarpers*
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*lies there*
Help..?
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Nooooo, I don't think I will...
*seals himself and the crown in his underground bunker*
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*Taco floods the shelter with nerve gas*
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*puts on a gas mask and waits it out*
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How bout now?
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*sigh* Fine...
*tunnels through the ground and emerges next to Bara, then unliquidises him with an anti-raygun*
Happy now?
*stabs Bara in the heart and escapes*
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Yeah! thanks!
*notices the knife*
well, thats not very nice...
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Pfff... like Bara has a heart. *Stabs Bara in the liver and sets Larry on fire*
(http://www.londononline.co.uk/monarchy/graphics/imperial_state_crown.jpg)
All hail Taco! Long live the Taco (although probably not in this kingdom)
*Taco orders all subjects to drink*
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Fear the...uhhh...uhhh
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*watches as all the citizens drink themselves into a stupor and trout each other to death*
Highly efficient kingdom you're running here.
*points a time accelerator at Bara and Taco, causing them to rapidly grow old and die*
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*walks in behind larry and clubs him with a cane*
That will teach you, you young whipper snapper!
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*pokes Bara, and watches him topple over slowly, breaking several bones on impact*
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*peeks his head around the corner*
Dude, you killed my graddad!
*grabs a chainsaw and procceds to attack larry with it*
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*blows a silent whistle and waits*
*a few minutes later, a pack of wolves run at Bara and tear him to shreds*
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*throws some bacon at larry, and watches as the wolves attack larry*
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*throws a live pig at Bara*
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cant...breath...
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Allow me to help you...
*stabs several holes in Bara's lungs*
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thanks!
*lifts the pig off himself*
Here larry, you keep the corwn.
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Wow, thanks. And in return, I won't kill you again.
*walks back to his base with the crown, whistling a merry tune*
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See ya!
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*sits in his base with the crown*
...Well, I'm bored. I wonder when Taco's getting here?
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*takes out his remote dentoerar and blows up the bomb crown and wears the real crown*
Sucker.
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*luckily, Larry obeys the Cartoon Laws of Physics, so he survives the explosion with nothing more than a blackened face*
*takes out his own remote control and activates a landmine right beneath Bara's feet*
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*Taco uses an eraser to remove Cartoon Larry*
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*waits until the next episode where everything is back to normal, and drops an anvil on Taco*
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*Taco deflects the anvil with a tiny umbrella and throws a hole under Larry's feet*
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*Larry pauses, looks down at the hole underneath him, looks up again, gulps, and falls*
*after a few minutes, Taco turns around to find Larry inexplicably behind him, and gets a stick of dynamite shoved into his mouth*
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*Taco swallows the dynamite, swells out and breaths out a puff of smoke. Taco sees Larry gets into a car to drive away and paints a tunnel onto the side of a cliff face that for some strange unexplained reason has the road running right into it*
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*Larry drives happily through the non-existent tunnel; Taco tries to follow and ends up flattened against the cliff*
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*Taco drives a train through the tunnel the other way smashing in the front of Larry's car, grabs the crown and throws in the yellow, green and red presto logs to push the Delorian up to 88mph and escape back to the future*
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*Taco travels forwards in time by ten minutes, and finds Larry waiting for him*
*Larry grabs the crown and escapes on a motorbike*
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*kingsteck, materializes out of thin air and stops Larry on his motorbike, just before he crashes into a wall*
*Grabs the crown, teleports back in time and gives Taco back the crown.*
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*Taco takes the crown*
Easiest coupe ever!
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*fires a turtle out of a cannon, knocking the crown out of Taco's hands*
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*Catches the crown, jumps on the turtle and kicks the shell back at Larry, Mario style*
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*avoids the shell, eats a nearby mushroom, and charges at Taco*
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*Taco jumps on Yoshi who swallows Larry whole and spits him out as a 1-up mushroom which Taco grabs*
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*reverts back into a human, and headbutts a box to receive an invincibility star*
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*Taco throws Larry down a pit* Not so invincible now are we?
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*lands on a ledge and slowly crawls his way back up*
*at the top, he burninates Taco with his newfound talent for shooting lasers out of his eyes*
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I got superpowers to!
*summons some werid choas spawn*
Damn it! Its only taco!
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*fires lasers at Bara and Taco, and creates an impenetrable forcefield around himself*
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Dude, you suck.
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I disagree.
*starts throwing bombs at Bara*
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Basball!
*Hits the bombs back at larry iwth a baseball bat*
Home run!
*runs around the bases, and takes the crown from larry*
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Aggressive baseball, huh? Well, you know what we play here in England? Cricket!
*smacks Bara over the head with a cricket bat*
Okay, that may not be how to play it, but it's certainly effective.
*takes the crown*
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Sorry....
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Why do you keep apologising to me?
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:shrug:
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Forges his own crown and happily rules the kingdom ever after. :trout:
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i hate happily ever afters
*unleahs a horde of..uhh....uhhhh....paper airplanes at Pachs kingdom*
muha ha ha!
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*Taco delivers an atomic groin kick to all and takes the crown*
Now I know how it feels to make grape jelly....
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Ha ha! Im like super man! it doesnt affect me!
(Think about it)
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Paper planes? Damn they are going to bomb the shit out of us.
Prepare rubber band powered AA guns.
*Shoots down Baras paper planes and makes more crowns to confuse everyone*
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NOOOOOOO!!!!
*luanhes paper man armys to the Kingdom of opach, while forfiys his City-State of Bara with rubber band machine guns*
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High powered rubber band cannons are used to bombard the City-State of Bara with English dictionaries.
*That will give them something to think about"
*Uses a can of hair spray and a lighter to reduce the paper army to ashes*
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*walks a white flag*
Stop the bombarbent! we are willing to have peace treatys!
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"Accepted. What are you proposing?"
*Stops the bombardment*
"Now people let's not be gruel and give them a chance."
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i say, i will make paper hordes for you, and then you go conquer other kingdoms. Is that fair?
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"Agreed but use flame resistant paper.
Together we will conquer the world MUHAHAHAHA"
*Slaps Bara on the back*
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Mu ha ha, Ow....
*begans to make the paper, fire restinet horde agian*
Wait, what about crumbling?
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Hmmm, teamwork. A novel idea.
*while Bara and Pach are distracted, Larry flies over and drops napalm on them*
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*Unfolds his Napalm-resistant umbrella big enough to cover them both*
"Well the weather report didn't say anything about hot weather."
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*During all the commotion Taco sneaks up to the unguarded crown disguised as a shrub, steals it and sneaks away undetected*
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*Makes another crown (There are already two so this will be the third) and hands it to Bara*
"Here now you can be king of your own kingdom and we will split the world up between us after we conquered it."
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*Taco, using the secrets passed down to him by the high elves makes one crown to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them*
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Well, if that's the way we're going to play it...
*makes his own crown, much more impressive than the others, and rules over his own kingdom*
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*Unfortunately the high elves learned their secrets from Pachamama* :trout:
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*becomes a zombie*
Pringles....Pringles....
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*points Bara towards Taco*
"Look a giant Pringle"
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*Sprints really fast and eats taco*
Yummy....
*looks at pach*
More....More....
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*places a pile of pringles inside a large cage and hides in the bushes, ready to pull the string that will lock the cage door*
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*walks over, sees larry, stands up*
Why, you sir, are a vile ceature! try to take advangte of a poor zombie like me? Sicko!
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I don't know what you're talking about, I was merely trying to catch rabbits. I suggest you should stop leaping to conclusions and try and find out all the facts before insulting me in such a manner.
*knocks Bara unconscious with an iron bar*
Let that be a lesson to you.
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Sorry...
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*changes into a panda costume, panda-slaps Bara, then changes back*
Dammit, stop apologising to everyone! Be a man! Stand up for yourself!
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Sorry!
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Gah!
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Nukes 4 all!
(http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-02/nuclear-bomb-badger.jpg)
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BOOM!
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Aaah good thing I brought the "Sunblock 1,000,000" with me. This should give a great tan.
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Anyway, where was i? Oh yeah
Pringles....Pringles...
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*creates an evil portal, and thousands of pandimensional horrors stream out of it*
Go, my pretties! Ravage and destroy!
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*picks up a bunny*
OH MY GOD! GET IT AWAY! AWAY!!!
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*laughs manically*
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*Picks one up*
"Hey those Bunny's aren't real. They are just balls of cotton wool."
*Takes his trusty improvised flamethrower.*
"Take this fluffy critters"
SSWOOOOOSSSHHHH
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*uses his super-ninja skills to steal a crucial screw from Pach's flamethrower, and watches the whole thing fall to pieces*
*bombards Pach with his own icethrower*
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"Finally ICE"
Fills a huge bucket with Dr. Peppers and puts chunks of ice from Larrys ice thrower into it.
"Man, am I thirsty."
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Hah! Little do you know, that ice is ultra-chilled! Consuming it will freeze you solid for 100 years!
Bwahahahahahahaha!
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(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1384/798317899_edafe52b2f_o.jpg)
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*Taco counters the fence sitting cats with strongly opinionated arguments which destroy their neutral fence sitting ways*
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Hey, you sunk my battleship!
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*fires a torpedo at coordinates A-7*
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miss.
*fires at g-8*
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Way off.
*fires at J-2*
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god damn. Hit.
*fires at p-8*
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Whew, dangerously close. I think it's time for a new strategy.
*fires directly at Bara*
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p-9?
*becomes a zombie*
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Zombies? Uh-oh.
*checks his Zombie Survival Guide*
To the docks!
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man, i really want that book, but my dad said no, i cant have it.
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Well, when the zombie apocalypse comes, you can always say "I told you so".
Anyways...*kills Bara again*
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god damn.
-
*jabs Bara's eye out with a screwdriver*
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Wait! i feel no pain!
*eats larry*
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*takes the opportunity to slash up Bara's internal organs*
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No pain
*craps out larry, then kicks him a few times*
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No pain, no gain.
*chops off Bara's head*
-
*dies*
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A technical victory!
*takes over the hill and lives happily ever after*
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*becomes a ghost*
Crap.
*runs away*
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Hmmm, he could still pose a threat in the future.
*calls the Ghostbusters*
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Wait, im a nice ghost! like casper!
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Sorry, but I can't take the risk. The Ghostbusters will be here soon; I suggest that you go quietly.
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pff, no
*posses larry*
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Dammit, you said you were a nice ghost! And get out of me, this just feels wrong.
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i was. you called ghost busters. I HAVE A FAMILY I NEED TO SUPPORT!
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Hey, don't try playing for sympathy, you're not the victim here.
*takes matters into his own hands and sucks Bara up into the vacuum clearer*
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you suck.
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Hilarious...
*kicks the vacuum cleaner a couple of times*
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Ow....
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*sets fire to the vacuum cleaner*
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wait, that doesn't affect me. I'm already dead.
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Hmm, good point.
Well, um...hold on...
Man, how do you get rid of a ghost?
Just stay there and don't cause any trouble.
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ok
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So, it looks like I've won this thread. That was pretty unexpected.
Where's my medal?
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i ate it
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*slices Bara's stomach open*
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*Chops off Larrys head*
"You haven't won till the fat lady sings. And I have bribed here to spend this year with her mom on the other end of the world"
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*looks in his stomach*
Son of a Female Dog!
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Dude, why are you eating dogs?
*Larry's body picks up his head and places it back onto his neck*
Bring it on, man!
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rawr. fear me.
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Eh, no thanks.
*aims a crossbow at Bara, fires, and watches the bolt go straight through Bara's head and into Pach's chest*
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NOOO!
*rips the boly out of pachs chest, cleans his wound, then sticks the bolt in his chest*
Never...forget me...
*dies*
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Such loyalty! This guy truly was a prince among men.
We will never forget you...whatever your name was...
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Oh, its barakarin, now where was i, oh yes
*dies*
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"NOOOOO.
You vile creature. You killed the ghost of my most loyal retainer you will pay for this."
"Hey WAIT a minute. Bara you are a ghost. You can't die you moron. Now get up."
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oh yeah. Wait, doesnt that make you dead?
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Probably. But just in case...
*stabs Pach in the heart*
Now I can rule over this hill in peace.
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*Returns as a Poltergeist*
BUMP BUMPETY BUMP BUMP BOMM
No peace for you
-
*returns as a pyromanic*
KA-BOOM! BOOM! FIRE! WHOO FIRE! BOOM BOOM BOOM!
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*chops off his ears*
How ya gonna annoy me now, smart guy?
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*gets the partyboy guy, and tells him to partyboy larry*
That way
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What the hell is a partyboy?
-
*Throws a bowling ball against Larrys head with his ectoplasmic limb.*
"Like that"
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Oh, so you guys can interact with stuff now? Fine, whatever.
*sits inside his everything-proof bubble and reads a book*
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what the hell is everything?
*kicks down the tube*
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Everything is everything, including you.
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no. it didnt say that. it jus tsaid everything. i am not a everything, i am bara.
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...but you are a thing! Every thing is part of everything!
Look, I have no idea how to explain this in words. It's like talking to a monkey. Just, trust me, you can't get through this bubble.
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"We are not "Things" by definition as the word "Thing" defines either a 1 a: a matter of concern : affair <many things to do> bplural : state of affairs in general or within a specified or implied sphere <things are improving> c: a particular state of affairs : situation <look at this thing another way> d: event, circumstance <that shooting was a terrible thing>2 a: deed, act, accomplishment <do great things> b: a product of work or activity <likes to build things> c: the aim of effort or activity <the thing is to get well>3 a: a separate and distinct individual quality, fact, idea, or usually entity b: the concrete entity as distinguished from its appearances c: a spatial entity d: an inanimate object distinguished from a living being4 aplural : possessions, effects <pack your things> b: whatever may be possessed or owned or be the object of a right c: an article of clothing <not a thing to wear> dplural : equipment or utensils especially for a particular purpose <bring the tea things>5: an object or entity not precisely designated or capable of being designated <use this thing>6 a: detail, point <checks every little thing> b: a material or substance of a specified kind <avoid fatty things>7 a: a spoken or written observation or point b: idea, notion <says the first thing he thinks of> c: a piece of news or information <couldn't get a thing out of him>8: individual <not a living thing in sight>9: the proper or fashionable way of behaving, talking, or dressing —used with the10 a: a mild obsession or phobia <has a thing about driving>; also : the object of such an obsession or phobia b: something (as an activity) that makes a strong appeal to the individual : forte, specialty <letting students do their own thing — Newsweek> <I think travelling is very much a novelist's thing .
according to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary. As ghosts we do not fit in any of the categories stated and may thus enter upon your realm.
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see.
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5: an object or entity not precisely designated or capable of being designated
That sounds about right.
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what, whats that supposed to mean?
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It means get offa my property!
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*Telepathically contacts Bara*
"Leave him be. He will soon enough find out that he has his bubble thingie. And we have the real crown. In all the havoc I switched it with one of the fake ones I made. He can have his inside of the bubble while we have all the world"
*Maniacal telepathic laughter follows*
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*looks at his cell phone*
You called me for that? you wasted my mintues man. thanks.
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"You got a telepathic cell phone. What is the world coming too."
*Gives Bara an ectoplasmic hit over the head.
"Use your own head man"
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ow....
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*overhears the conversation with his previously-unmentioned telepathic powers*
Well, nuts to that! I'm getting the real crown!
*stands up and looks around*
Now...how do I get out of this bubble?
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you cant. your part of everything to.
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He's got you there Larry. ;D
-
Well...this sucks. I'll just have to try and get around like this.
*rolls over to Bara and slides right through him*
Oh, yeah, I forgot. Ghost. Anyway, tell me where the real crown is!
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no.
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Curses! Foiled! Well, we have ways of making you talk...
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like what?
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*Taco enjoys listening to the squabbling over the real crowns location as he wears his true crown on a mysterious tropical beach in locations unknown*
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*rolls over to the airport and buys one ticket for Locations Unknown*
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*Taco hires many armed body guards to keep the unknown nature of locations unknown unknown*
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Sure is lucky I'm still inside this everything-proof bubble.
*bowls over the guards and journeys onwards*
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rawr
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Really?
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yeah. i cant belive she said that.
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It boggles the mind.
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i know.
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Yuh-huh.
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OMG
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WTF?
-
Getting back on track...
*Taco uses nothing to destroy the everything-proof bubble and throws a ninja star into Larry's eye*
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isnt larry A ninja to?
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Ever since he got that ninja star in the brain he's only 2 things: meat and dinner
-
*yanks the "ninja star" out of his head*
Ninja star? Dude, it's a shuriken. You aren't worthy to bear the ninja title.
*hurls the shuriken back at Taco, then leaps forwards and stabs him in the face*
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*grabs some popcorn, and watches as the ninja and the taco duke it out*
(http://tatersandgators.com/images/freakyfoods/taco.gif) VS. (http://api.ning.com/files/1qy5VaICmoFZCHeWwpKrr0lpp8VqfZstG-E8yEk34dQ_/NINJA001.jpg)
FIGHT!
but pirates rule
-
As Taco isn't even online right now, it's time to exploit my advantage.
*slices and dices Taco, and serves him to the natives of Locations Unknown*
*casually tosses a throwing knife at Bara for his piratey bias*
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*cathes the knife*
Sweet!
*plays with the kinfe*
I shall call you...ninja killer.
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Hah, good luck! That knife swears loyalty to me only. It'll probably kill you in your sleep.
*beats up on Taco a bit more*
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no! he wouldn't! would you knifey?
yes i would.
YOU FUCKING SUCK! Yet, i still like you.
i like you to.
Still Friends?
Best.
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Stupid knife.
*grinds Taco into a fine powder*
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hey! you insulted my friend! come on kinfey!
*stabs larry*
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I can't believe my own weapons are turning against me. But if you want a fight, so be it!
*pulls out a katana*
Prepare to die!
*the katana twists round and stabs Larry*
Ah, dammit!
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i guess they all are pirates now.
*calls down the 1st Selgrix Rifles*
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
-
Who is this emperor you keep talking about?
*prepares to fight with his bare hands*
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The God-Emperor!
*kills larry with a chainsword*
You know what, screw him. FOR TZZECTH!
-
Lil Alurl! For Shar!
*punches Bara in the face*
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*kicks larry*
who the hell?
-
*pokes Bara with great force*
Well, who the hell is 'Tzzecth'?
-
*pokes larry*
Choas God from Warhammer 40k.
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*snaps Bara's neck*
Should've known it would be something geekish like that.
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From the dark dimensions Taco rouses his attention, his mortal coil lying beaten to a fine dust Taco's dark essence seeps back into the dust of his former self and begins to reconstruct it. The new form however is different, it gives Taco access to powers that were never meant to be in the world of soft fleshy mortals. Taco looks at his clock, the hands tell nothing because regardless of where the sun sits in the sky Taco knows what time it is... it is time FOR REVENGE!
*Taco throws a ninja star shaped bolt of nether energy which rips Larry's soul from his body and traps the soul in a void nexus crystal, where the dark bolt hit the flesh begins to rot and Taco uses black flames to rip the skeleton separate from the flesh and reanimates the skeleton as his mindless servant which he commands to kick the flesh around while Larry, trapped in the crystal is made to watch and feel all this amplified a thousand fold*
And now to you Bara... for you I have an even more fiendish revenge
*Taco kicks Bara in the balls and slaps him with a trout* :trout:
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Sniff...your mean....
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*Taco give Bara a small pet imp*
His name is Stygissy, he eats chickens... don't feed him between midnight and sunrise
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then when am i suppsoed to feed him?
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Feed him chickens
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ok...
*feeds him a chicken*
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Hey, Bara, remember all those times I helped you?
'Cos I could really use some help getting out of this nexus crystal right now.
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*Taco seals the void nexus crystal in an anti-Bara shield*
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Well, I'm boned.
Unless...
*Larry's ninja knife, upon seeing its old master in such a predicament, leaps from Bara's hand and shatters his crystalline prison, allowing Larry to return to the mortal realm*
Well, my body still has a distinct lack of flesh, but it's better than nothing.
*punches Taco*
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can i have knifey back...?
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It wasn't yours to start with. Still, if you insist...
*gives the knife back to Bara, by way of plunging it into his gut*
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yey!
-
*takes out another knife and slashes Bara's throat*
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i shall call you kinfey 2.
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I'm not giving you that one, just killing you with it.
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remember? im a ghost, i cant die.
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What, still?
Damn, I suppose I'll have to find a way to unghostify you. Wait there.
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ok.
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*comes back with a solidifier raygun*
This should turn you back into a human.
*fires at Bara*
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*watches as it pases through him ,and hits taco*
That didnt work.
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Right, there's only one solution.
*kills himself, and becomes a ghost*
-
was that necessary?
-
Yes, because now I can do this.
*gives Bara an ectoplasmic slap*
-
that doesnt sound right.
-
And yet it feels so good...
Um, I mean, shut up!
*slaps Bara again*
-
SENOR CLEAN!
-
Whuh?
-
what?
-
*sigh* Never mind.
*floats off to find Taco*
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wait! give him this
*hands larry a grenade*
Alright, pull the pin, and throw the grenade.*
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Okay...
*pulls the pin, and throws the grenade at Bara*
Now what?
-
i dont know.
-
Well, that was pointless.
*waits five seconds, then watches the earth explode around them*
Wait a minute! We've unearthed buried treasure! Awesome!
-
HOLY SHIT!
-
*tries and fails to dig up the treasure, then looks at his ghostly arms*
Ah, we're going to need somebody living to dig this up for us.
-
OR, we could hire cheap labor from the deep south.
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Great. You go and find labourers, I'll keep an eye on the treasure.
-
and that is why that army invented the internt
*makes a job posting*
Alright, the workers should be here soon.
-
Good, good.
So...
...
Wanna play eye spy?
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I spy something...black.
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Your eye! *Taco punches Bara in the eye*
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"You people haven't been ghost's for long eh.
*Unearths the treasure by using his telekinetic powers.*
"I am a poltergeist. How do you think I move things around? By hiring foreign labour?"
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So, what do you have to do to become a poltergeist? Are there forms to fill out and stuff?
-
You apply to the Ghost academy. Takes a year of training.
It's mostly mental so you have to study a lot. You get to do a written and practical test at the end.
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me no speak english. me speak baranese.
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So, Pach, you gonna share out the treasure then?
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Sure. we are 4 people so everyone should get 25%.
But I will get 5% more than you because I pulled it free.
So each of you will get 23.3 percent.
So what you gonna do with your share.
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Hey, I discovered it. I demand an extra three percent!
Anyhow, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my share. I figure it's pretty difficult for ghosts to actually buy stuff. Maybe I'll just hoard it.
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Okay. I get 30% and you get 28% and the other two get 21% each.
Well I am going to Scotland.
Gonna buy me a nice old castle and have my own place to spook.
maybe I will invite you guys and we can play havoc. ;D
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Wait, theres me. whos the other one
*starts talking to himself*
Shut up!
No, you shut up!
You!
You!
-
I assume the other person is Taco. Although I don't know why he gets any of the treasure, since his only contribution was trying to punch you in the face.
-
Well Bara has a split personality. So he gets two parts.
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Shut up pach.
Hey! dont tell pach that!
Shut up, ass goblin!
Im not a ass goblin!
You are now!
Shut up!
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Taco gets all the treasure because only he remembered to bring a gun
-
i got 2.
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Don't forget, Taco, all of us are ghosts now. Your threats work no longer. Pathetic mortal.
-
but then agian, how are we going to pick up the money?
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Well, you never cancelled that request for cheap slave labour, did you?
*sees a bunch of guys walking over the hill*
Ah, here they come now.
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Well, you never cancelled that request for cheap slave labour, did you?
*sees a bunch of guys walking over the hill*
Ah, here they come now.
thats outlawed in our nation. and it wa soutlawed before we outlawed it in yours.
-
You know, I'm pretty sure that repeatedly killing people is outlawed too.
-
*looks at taco*
Yeah taco!
-
Yeah, Taco. How'd you like us to call the police on you, huh?
-
i heard that thye igve the peolpe who find a murder a lot of money
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And we're proof of his crimes!
Y'know, ignoring the fact that I technically killed all three of us.
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they dont count technical stuff.
-
Great.
Pach, you're the only one who can interact with stuff. Care to phone the police for Taco?
-
wait, how are we going to spilt this?
-
Who's going to spilt what?
-
Okay okay. Already on it.
*Picks up the phone with his telekinetic powers.*
"Hello is this the police? I want to report a murder case.
A Taco has shot three persons. At the Taijitu games section. Yes. Thank you Sir."
"Well the police will be here and they said something about calling the immigrations office. I think they believe "Taco" is the name of an illegal Mexican immigrant.
By the way Larry you may have killed us but you improved my life."
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Yeah, calling the police will be [sarcasm] Really [/sarcasm] effective. If I shot you three what's to stop me from shooting the police
*Just an Taco says that a police car pulls up sirens blaring, Taco throws a grenade at the car blowing it up*
Hmm... three stars
R1, R1, Circle, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down
and for good measure
CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, UP, CIRCLE, R1, L2, UP, TRIANGLE, L1, L1, L1
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OH SHIT! RUN!!! HE JUST GOT THE GHOSTBUSTERS CHEAT ON!!!
-
Actually, I believe that was the Max Sex Appeal cheat...0_o
*tries to resist being attracted to Taco*
Stupid sexy Taco.
-
*Pulls the plug for Tacos game appliance.*
"No more cheats for you"
"I am off to Scotland, see you there"
*Takes the money and runs*
-
Wait!
Damn, he's gone. He didn't even tell us where this alleged castle is.
-
simple
*turns on the TV*
Well, he is in scotland. At...Pach Castle. Thank you, Ghost Busters!
-
Wow, he actually managed to find somewhere called Pach Castle?
Anyhow, to Scotland!
-
*floats across the ocean*
Were here!
*knocks on Pachs Castle ghost door*
-
Huh, no answer.
Either he isn't at home, or he's avoiding us...
-
lets just float through the wall
*tries to, but fails*
Anti-Ghost..he hates us.
-
We don't need him.
I'm gonna find my own castle, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the castle. And the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.
-
why would be screw pach? thats just wrong...
-
0_o
....Anyway, now what're we going to do?
-
:shrug:
go...invade pachs castle?
-
*Opens the door clad in a night gown*
"What's them ruckus. It's early in the morning. If been up spooking all night. Come on in. Want a cup of tea?"
-
"OH BOY!"
*rushes into pachs castle*
Nice place...
-
*explores the castle, looking for hidden doorways and suchlike*
Yeah, cool place. Where's the TV?
-
*plops down of the couch*
Here
*turns on the TV*
Hey look! its something on Jesscia Alba!
-
*changes the channel quickly*
I don't think you're quite old enough for that yet.
*turns on Spongebob Squarepants*
-
pff, you should go to my school. preety much every has jacked off, and we all have seen porn.
*gos back to jesscia alba*
-
Nevertheless...
*puts Spongebob back on*
-
*goes back to jesscia alba*
You know, dont go back to any cartoon. i will eat you.
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I'd like to see you try.
*starts looking through Pach's video games*
-
*rips larrys arm off*
Dont make me.
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Wha...? How am I supposed to play games now?
Oh, hold on, we're ghosts.
*grows a new arm*
-
tastes like beef jerky..
*eats larry, expcet his head*
yummy...
*starts playing Freedom Fighters*
-
What have you done with my body? This is an outrage!
*rolls over and headbutts Bara*
-
hold on...
*farts and larrys body comes out*
you make me gassy.
-
Er...you can keep it. I'll find another body somewhere else.
*rolls away*
-
Well well well......... Would you look at that?? Someone stole my game........
Time to take it back then i suppose........ (http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7425/d3060f6ell3.gif)
*Traps Larry in a globe concrete prison, where he can roll for all eternity. Proceeds with setting a gang of rabid, crazy, unbribable lawyers with diplomatic immunity on Barakarin*
*And then bombs everyone to kingdom come, obliterating the earth at the same time, then reforms the world anew, witthout his opponents of course, with the magic powers granted from Admin himself. Of course by doing so, Moxsen has made himself a Demigod, and thus very near invincible and unimaginably powerful*
I, am the king of the Hill.
-
werido
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yup :D
-
*eats the new guy*
-
*Barakarin gets eaten up from the inside, by Moxsen's cells.*
*Moxsen takes over Bara, Agent Smith-style, and is the king once again.*
Nu-uh-uh. Gonna have to try harder. ^_^
-
*unpluds the matrix*
What now son.
-
i could "plud" the matrix back, but that'd be silly.
*Throws Barakarin into the sun and steals the throne*
-
screw the throne
*gos back to playing video games*
-
As long as it makes me the King of the Hill O:-)
-
sure....
HEADSHOT!
-
*turns off Bara's video games* J00 l00se!
Now crowneth me King, young page...
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ouch! damn.... that hurt. Luckily, my titanium plate i have on my forehead took the bullet ^^
*Traps Talmann in a cage*
King once again i am
-
foo, you cant be doing that shit, dogz, i gotz the hood all on my grill. You cant be tripping, or i might bust a cap!
*goes back to normal bara8
HEADSHOT!
-
*slides in-between the bars cuz he's that damn skinny*
*Walks over to Bara and bends the barrel to face him*
My turn...
*pushes Bara, making him pull the trigger and headshot himself*
Now, my good friend, crown me King or the fool gets it in the head AGAIN...
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*crowns Tal king*
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Oh noes. :o *Realizes what is about to happens and freezes time*
That was close. Just about to set of a nuclear meltdown in that crown were you? I'd better take care of it.
*Snatches the crown and runs*
Must get very far away from any people. Might get hurt if too close.......... *Fades off in the distance*
-
*pulls out his remote detnoer and presses it*
5...4...3....2...1...
*watches as the crown skids right in front his his feet*
5 Dollar, going for 5 dollar.
-
Ooohh, a radioactive crown? How thoughtful. Now, while the Mox is away, the Talmann becomes King.
-
*Taco punches Talmann in the kidney using a 1-inch punch and causes massive internal explosions of Talmann's organs*
King me! *Taco takes the crown*
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*Taco faints due to radioactive exposure, while Talmann gets back up to his knees and pulls the correct crown from his jacket and places it on his head*
I doth crown mineself King.
PS. Kinda long action script, eh?
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*Kicks Talmann in the groin.*
"Take that Valley Man. The real crown is mine now. Crowns himself in a ceremony played on fast forward."
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*pulls Pach's pants down. In his embarrassment, he takes his hands off the crown, which Talmann promptly grabs and runs off with, crowning himself between breaths*
-
*Taco nukes everything and becomes the new king of the radioactive wastelands that once was Earth*
-
*Moxsen rises from the dust as a zombie and eats Tacos brains*
Kiiiiing....... Kiiiiiing......... kiiiiing meeeee.......
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"I leave this to Bara. He's the residential Zombie expert"
*Sits back and waits whats gonna happen*
-
*grabs a shotgun and bslats Mox Zombie head off*
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*Just as the shotgun pellets are about to penetrate Moxsen's forehead, some divine force interrupts and directs the pellets back into the shotgun, causing a chain reaction in the ammo that's left, destroying the weapon and the wielder in an instant*
Braaaaaaaainssssss........
-
*Grabs a rocket lancer*
5...4...3...2...1
*fires the rocket, and watches as it goes through Mox Zombie head.*
HEADSHOT!
-
*Some various bystander watches Moxsen's head roll by and tells Barak* Dude, the crown's still on his head....
:trout:
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*yoinks the crown and skedaddles*
I am king! Hear me roar!
-
*Taco uses a katana to slice off Larry's skull cap and catches the crown as it flies off* Here Mox, you can have the brains
-
*snatches his brains and stuffs them back into his head*
Not today, pal.
*grabs the crown back*
-
*kicks moxs head*
Soccer!
*Hits moxs head into a Goal*
GOOOOAAAALLLLL!
-
*gets out a flamethrower and torches the place*
-
*sticks a marshmellow in front of the flamethrower and pulls it out*
Who wants smores?
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No, thanks. I'll have some toasted Bara, though.
*flames Bara*
-
*put on some shades*
now im hot.
-
I'm so hot, I'm cool...
-
ok.
-
You realise I've still got the crown, right?
-
have it.
-
Not quite got the hang of this game yet, have you?
Ah, well, if you really want me to keep it...
*Wins the thread. Again.*
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no, i want you to have it. youll have a shorter lifespan.
-
Ah, and then you'll take the throne once I'm dead? Not on my watch.
*throws the crown into a lake of magma*
Now no-one gets it. Mwahahahahahaha!
-
ok.
*takes out his remote dentoer and blows it up*
was waiting till you put it on.
-
Hah! I outsmarted you, eh?
...not much of an achievement, I guess.
-
ture
*pushes larry into the magma and pulls out a cell pohne*
Yeah, larrys dead. i want my money taco.
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*emerges from the bushes and watches his robot clone sink into the magma*
Taco was paying you to kill me? 'Cos he was also paying me to kill you.
*shoves Bara into the magma*
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*using a handy rock, bara hops back on land*
hmm...i think taco is trying to destory the peace treaty between pirates and ninjas
*stabs larry in the eye*
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*nimbly dodges*
Hmm, could be. Maybe we should team up against him.
*smashes Bara's head in with a rock*
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*stumbles for a bit, then blasts larry again with a sawn off shotgun*
maybe. you ninjas are too damn neat.
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*recovers quickly and trips up Bara*
Neat? Is that meant to be an insult?
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yes. wussys
*Stands up, then slaps larry silly*
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I see...
*slaps Bara sensible*
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thanks i need that.
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You don't say.
*fires a crossbow at Bara*
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hey! its in my liver!
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I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure you can't live without one of those.
*shoots Bara in the heart, just in case*
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you know, you just killed a 13 year old. do you have anyform of pity? i was going on a cruise this firday, but, i quess ill be 6 feet under.
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Stop talking, you're dead.
What if I arrange to scatter your ashes in the ocean?
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nah, just dump my body into the ocean. i always was happy underwater.
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Alrighty then.
*heaves Bara's body off a pier*
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wait!
*fast forwards time to December 26.*
can you give this to Santa? its from my friend.
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/santa_sucks.jpg)
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Uh-huh...
I think 0_o is the appropriate response here.
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i thought it was O_o not 0_o
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...Does it really matter?
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yes it does. im correcting you.
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Nope, you're being needlessly pedantic. Stop taking my job.
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hey, i need the money.
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fine, then i'll be bara
how do you like that, smart guy?
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*Shoots Larry in the head*
"That's for your random violence Bara"
*Kicks Larry in the groin*
Damn that Bara.
*Poures gasoline over Larry and ignites it*
"Here you go Bara"
"If you want to be him, suffer like him."
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*Knocks out Pach*
Ich bin König!
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Okay, you're right, being Bara sucks.
*shoots Pach in the foot*
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*is still king*
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*fires a grappling hook in Tal's direction, snatches the crown off his head, and pulls it back towards him*
Now I'm the king!
*throws the grappling hook at Tal*
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wait, if your me, and im you....ewww....
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If he's you, then you're King! Why you little...
*pulls out dagger and stabs Bara repeatedly in the face*
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Wait, im larry now, but i was bara. the old larry is the new bara. idiot.
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Oh, weellll.... Here, merry Christmas. *Hands Bara a grenade*
Oh, Lar-Bar...
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No, hold on, I went back to being Larry. If the old Bara is now also Larry, then I guess Bara doesn't exist any more. No need to kill anyone.
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if i dont exist.. then im like jason borune!
*kills larry and tal*
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*walks out of a movie theater*
Ahh, I love those 3d movies, don't you, Larry? So realistic... except this one had an annoying main character, I mean c'mon... Bara Borune?
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Wait up!
*catches up with Tal and larry*
i liked the moive.
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*shoots Bara in the foot*
Be quiet Bara. The older people are trying to talk here.
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sorry...
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*shoots Bara in the other foot*
He said shut up!
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oww!
*cracks larry and tals necks*
mu ha ha ha
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Ow, that hurts...
*cracks his knuckles*
I don't like it when people hurt me...
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*kicks larry and runs*
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Right, that's the penultimate straw!
If he does anything to hurt me again, he's gonna be in trouble...
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*emerges with a chain gun*
Run.
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Is that an order, punk? You can't tell me what to do. I'll decide whether I want to run or not.
*sees Bara loading the chain gun*
*runs*
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*fires the chaingun, watching the bullets hit larry*
Target Killed..
*walks off, with Out of Control playing, and massive expolsions*
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I'm dead?
*checks his pulse*
Nope, I'm very much alive.
And angry!
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who just delted the posts that involed chainguns?
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Um, no-one?
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it wasnt there, no it is..what, what what wha AHHH!!!!!
*goes insane and starts eating peolpe, buening homes, and genarrly terrozing the public*
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This boy is a menace! We can't let the public be genarrly terrozed in their own homes! I'll put a stop to this!
*dons a cape and leaps from the skies to deliver justice*
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*sees larry, and leaps up, and eats him in one bite*
Chewy...
*sallows larry and go looks for more prey*
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*bursts out of Bara's stomach, getting a strange feeling of deja vu...*
Time to die, evildoer!
*punches Bara in the face*
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Evil?
*eats larrys head, then throws it*
Ha!
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*Sees Barak fly very fast, very far away from trying to toss Larry's head while it was inside his stomach.*
Guess that make the KotH :D
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*walks in, donning a crown*
Hey, Mox... Bara hurting himself again? And is that Larry over there headless?
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*stumbles into a doorframe*
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*grabs a pistol chaingun, and shoots larry*
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*falls over*
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*laughs*
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*Larry falls on top of Barak, killing him instantly*
*laughs*
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*gets up and joins in the laughter, before shooting Mox in the head*
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*Moxsen has ceramic plates in his bandana*
haha!
*Knifes Larry and jumps away CS-style*
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*charges at Mox and smacks him between the eyes*
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*gets up*
you guys a werid.
*chops moxs head off, and shoots larry*
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*smoothly dodges the bullet*
Nice try.
*throws Mox's head at Bara*
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ow.
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*Stands up, and the crowd goes quiet. Sticks his arm out, fist closed with thumb parallel to the ground. Waits a moment, then turns his thumb down. Three pits open beneath the warriors and they fell into the Pit of Nightmares*
(I find it funny you ignore the fact that I'm still King. In fact, I've been King so long, I'm an Emperor!)
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I've been King so long, I'm an Emperor!
That's not how kingship works, dammit!
Anyway, it's a good thing I have so many nightmares about ladders.
*climbs out of the Pit of Nightmares and challenges Talmann to one-to-one combat*
Winner takes the crown!
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Fine... I accept. The question is... do you feel lucky?
*takes out extremely complicated-looking weaponry*
Well... do ya.. punk?
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*Cheers on Larry from the VIP area next to the battlefield*
GO LARRY!!! GO LArr.............
*Larry is penetrated by several pointy objects and then spread all over the battlefield when all the "Needles" explode*
...
...
GO TALMANN!!!
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*Bows* Thank you, I believe the prize was... this crown on my head, yes... Which means I am still King/Emperor.
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*Detonates the neutrino star that was hidden in the main crystal of the crown.*
............wow.
*Two thirds of the battlefield and Talmann is swallowed in a firey inferno of öplasmatic death, and Moxsen is the new King*
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I'm okay! I was just pretending to be dead!
*hurls a javelin at Mox, which impales him through the heart*
I'm the king, and don't you forget it.
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/me 's charred skeleton reaches for crown.
Must... become... new King...
*turns to ashes*
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*throws the ashes to the wolves*
And just in case...
*blows up the wolves*
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*in pain*
I'm not dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk! I feel happy! I FEEL HAPPY!
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Shut up!
*whacks Tal on the head and throws him on the death wagon*
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Right! See you Thursday!/me "rides" by.
Larry: Who is that?
Mox: Mus' be a King.
L: How d'ya know?
M: Ain't got shit all o'er 'im...
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Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
*Steals Talmann's sword, crown and shoes*
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*decides to stop the Python references, before we start discussing the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow*
*hoists Mox by his own petard, and takes the crown*
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*wins*
I win. suckers.
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*clop clop Clop, clop clop Clop* Whoa, there! *Clop clop clop clop Clop CLOP clop Clop clop*
(Who goes there?)
It is I, Talmann, King of the... Taijituan Games Forum. I have searched the land for good knights who would join my court at Camelot. Would you ask your Master if he would join me?
(... where'd ya get the coconuts?)
What?
(Where'd ya get the coconuts?)
... We found them.
(Found them? In Taijitu's Game Forum? The coconuts tropical!)
What do you mean?
(This is a temperate zone!)
...
Look, it doesn't matter. Will you please go tell your Master that King Talmann is here.
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*Since both Larry and Barak couldnt answer the questions asked by Talmann they got throwned into the pit of despair*
*Throws Talmann into a bottle of ink and closes the lid*
I am the king. period.
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*shoves Mox in a sack and drowns him*
I am the king. Exclamation mark.
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Look. Does Mox or wood float in water? ... What else floats in water? ... (A duck!) Precisely. So, logically, if Larry weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood, and therefore.... A WITCH, A WITCH! BURN HIM!
*weighs Larry and he proves to be the same weight as a duck*
*The villagers then burn Larry to a crisp, leaving Talmann as King*
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Fine, we'll play it your way.
*readies the Holy Hand Grenade*
Wait, how does this thing work?
*checks the scriptures*
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
*takes out the pin*
One, two, five...er, three...
*throws the grenade*
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*runs and hopes the grenade goes towards Mox or Bara*
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*looks at the grenade lying at his feet, and decides to try throwing it further*
Incoming!
*lobs it in a random direction and runs*
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three?
*The holy hand grenade of Antioch blows up in Larry's back since it bounced on the wall he threw it at*
I am the king once again.
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*outruns the explosion in slow motion, dives at the last second, and snatches the crown off Mox's head as he does so*
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Aaaand that would make you run through the explosion in slow-mo??
Moooving on... *Hacks game mainframe and enters "thereisnocowlevel" for instant victory"
I win :-P :-P
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Errg... teh haxxors!
*sets up extreme firewall which expels Mox from the game and deletes his character*
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*pwns the n00ds and becomes uber king*
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*sneaks up behind Bara and slices his legs off*
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Runs up the hill and gives everyone a BIG hug, stabbing them in the back by doing so. Takes the crown and runs for it.
"See ya at the ice cream parlor."
Grabs the legless Bara and takes along.
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*as Pach and Bara run into Larry's giant cage (disguised as an ice-cream parlour), Larry leaps from the bushes, snatches the crown, slams the cage door shut, and locks it*
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" Ice Cream!"
*eats the ice cream*
Yummy....
*pulls out a m-16 and shoots the running larry, then goes bakc to eating ice cream*
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Yeah, poisoned ice cream.
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its ok. i lived though nuclaer winter.
*dies*
Damn
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*places the crown on his head and reigns supreme*
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*realizes is he already a King (Spam King) and goes off to find a queen*
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And so Larry the Hill King and Bara the Spam King coexisted in peace and harmony and everyone lived happily ever after.
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im fine with that
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So, now what?
-
we.... attack the other, non hill kings. You know, the Forest Kings, the Plains Kings, etc.
-
I'll launch an attack on the Ocean Kings to start with. Those guys are just too damn smug.
*orders his armies to dive into the sea, and waits patiently for their triumphant return*
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*watches as they drown*
Here, borrow these
*orders a zombie horde to attack the see *
Mu ha ha ha
-
*watches his soldiers float lifelessly to the surface*
Hey, d'ya think you could reanimate these guys as zombies for me?
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Alright...
500$ per reanimation, and they will be my soldiers
*reanimates Larrys dead soldiers*
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Thanks. Wait...
*reads the small print*
Curses! I don't have that kind of money!
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Quick! Get a loan!
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Ok, let's see, 500 each, and there were 10,000 soldiers, so that means I owe you...$5,000,000. Fantastic.
*phones the bank*
Yeah, I'd like to take out a loan... name's Larry... $5,000,000 ...yeah, that's right ...what? ...what's wrong with my credit rating? ...yeah, okay ...collateral? ...I've got a really nice crown ...and a hill ...uh-huh ...uh-huh ...alright, thanks.
*puts the phone down*
They said no.
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Allow me
*phones someone*
Yeah....tony, its me. I need you to Rough up a few people....Yeah....you get standard fee....yeah...yep.
*hangs up*
Tony will deal with it.
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*enters carrying small boy by the ear*
Oi! Anyone here know why this kid was trying to rob a bank? He says his name is Tony... and... that Bara owes him money.
Well... I don't want to mess up your duel-kingship so...
*summons a winged chariot and starts flying off*
/me grabs Larry's crown as he speeds off into the heavens.
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Egad! That vile fiend has absconded with my crown!
*leaps onto Tony's shoulders*
After him!
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umm...larry...tony has...
*watches as larry flys into a wall*
Anger problems
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Evidentally. It seems I must acquire some other form of transportation.
*dons his jetpack*
Away!
*chases Talmann*
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*flys after larry*
wwwwaaaaiiiitttt uuuupppppp!
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You buffoon! You cannot fly unaided!
*swoops down as Twitchy begins to fall to earth, and throws him a spare jetpack*
Utilise this, and you will find your flight much smoother.
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*roars up the jet pack, flys up to tal*
Man, its on.
*pulls out a large table with Warhammer 40k guys on it*
Your move.
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Oh, come on, this is just ridiculous. You're playing a game of Warhammer 40K in mid-air, in order to determine who gets the crown? Ludicrous.
*pulls out a chess board*
Everyone knows that chess is the best game for settling disputes.
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*throws a chainsaw kinfe at larrys head, and grins as it enters*
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That was uncalled for.
*pulls out the chainsaw knife (whatever that is) and throws it back*
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*watches as it hit tal*
ow....
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*flies up next to Tal and snatches the crown*
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*rolls the dice, as removes all of tals guys*
I win
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*shoots down Tal, and returns to his hill with the crown*
-
*follows larry*
-
*starts leaving a trail of landmines behind him*
-
*stops, and shoots larry*
boom. headshot.
*goes to his home*
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*plays dead until Bara leaves, then gets up and heads home*
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*calls larrys house*
Hi larry, its me twitch. you forgot something at my house
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*flies into the skies and throws down thunderbolts, destroying Twitch and Larry's houses*
This next one is the last...
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*walsk out of his now-runied house*
Why did you do that!
-
*hits Twitch with a lightning bolt*
-
ow....that hurt...
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*crawls out of his ruined house, with an umbrella and lightning rod*
I hope you're paying for that.
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*twitchs*
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*larries*
For the uneducated, an excerpt from the dictionary:
to larrie(v):
1. To shudder violently.
2. (slang) To make drumming motions in the air.
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*larries also*
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*sneaks up behind the larrying Bara and smacks him upside the head*
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I was drumming in the air!!!
-
Yeah, but you're an awful drummer. I can't imagine what would happen if we gave you a real drum.
-
*hits larry*
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Ooh, how original.
*uses the Force to throw Twitch off a cliff*
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*shoots a grappling hook, the grappling hook drills it self itnto larrys head, and brings larry down with him*
Thats what you get
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I don't want to spam b9's blog, so I'll just kill you here instead.
*kills Twitchy violently*
Don't ever call me Lar-Lar Binks again.
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Lar- Lar Binks.
He
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*kills Twitchy violently, along with all his family*
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Asshole.
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What'd I do?
Oh, right, all the murder. Yeah.
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Asshole.
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Ditto.
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Lar-Lar binks
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I honestly wish you were here right now so I could physically hit you.
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ok, ill stp
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Good.
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Lar-Lar Binks
-
*explodes*
-
*wins*
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You don't win. I still have the crown.
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ok
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Yeah.
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Bar-Bar Links... hehe, offensive to both of you...
*steals the crown from Lar-Lar, and the gun from Bar-Bar and wins*
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*takes the crown back from...um, Tar-Tar?*
Whatever, I'm the king.
-
my...gun....
*runs after Tar-Tar and eats him*
my...gun....
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Are you planning to donate your stomach to medical science after you die? Because we'd all love to know how you manage to fit so many people in there. Time Lord technology?
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im just cool like that
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Tar-Tar? Umm... no? It's Ta-Tal, or Total for short, as in:
TOTAL ANNIHILATION.
*Kills Lar and Bar and takes the crown... arr... and he lived happily e'er after...!*
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More like Total Failure.
*returns to life, shoots Tal in the kneecaps, smashes his head in, takes the crown, and sets him on fire*
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*twitches*
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*sets Twitchy on fire as well*
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*Farts, and the surrounding 20 miles is now nothing more than a charred wasteland*
I win
-
*was standing 21 miles away*
*blasts Twitchy again with his super-long range flamethrower*
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*steps back and watches as the flame doesn't hit him*
Sucker...
*shoots him with his sniper rifle*
i is uber l337!
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*uses telekinetic powers to deflect the bullet back at Twitchy*
-
*side steps and watches as the bullet hits Tal*
SUCKER!
NICE WORK LARRY!
-
Go, teamwork!
*makes Twitchy's brain explode*
-
* leaves the bits of exploded Twitchy brains where they are*
Yay! Balls!
-
*attempts to put a piece of Twitchy's brain in the body of a fish, to see what happens*
-
* observes fish blowing a big bubble out his ass before belly flopping*
-
Intriguing.
*puts a chunk of brain in the body of a shark*
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*eats larry*
you idiot, i had the stomach of a shark already....
*sits down*
Now, who is up for a lively game of chess, with tea and cookies?
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Sure, but you're going to have to spit me out first.
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* Akka-Wakka goes off and finds a new hill.
-
*has already conquered every hill in the neighbourhood*
-
I shall travel to land new and exotic.
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Not if I can help it!
*starts work on the Flattenizer 3000, a device that will eliminate every hill in the world*
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ummm....that would inclde YOUR hill larry...at stop touching my bladder.
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if there are no hills in the world, then what shall I be king of?
-
king of the flats
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I'm gonna be king of Bustos
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I is the king of kings!
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:smack:
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*points his pistol at Akka*
What was that?
-
I'm a snowman, silly. Shooting me won't kill me.
You on the other hand....
-
right, im sorry
*grabs a flamer, and poaints it at akka*
Now, what was that?
-
*Akka Sighs and pats Bara on the head.
That's not a flame thrower, it's a toothbrush Bara.
-
Really?
*brush's his teeth*
-
You're going to need some toothpaste. Luckily, I happen to have some right here. I can't promise it's not poisoned, but you can trust me, right?
-
*stabs larry, and goes back brushing his teeth*
-
Silly Twitchy. You stabbed me with a toothbrush. And now you're brushing your teeth with a knife.
-
:fight: @ the hill
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Silly Twitchy. You stabbed me with a toothbrush. And now you're brushing your teeth with a knife.
I always do that. Cleans the moss out of them
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Moss? OMG Bara's turning into a hill!
I pwn bara the hill!
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AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*looks around a see's a rabbit at his feet*
Wtf?
*kicks the rabbit*
AHHHHHH
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OMG you kicked a rabbit!!! You sick person!
-
maybe.......
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Take this evil hill bara :smack:
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its more, snowman.
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I think you will find it's "Lego Snowman"
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whatever,
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sorry, "Snowman of Doom" :D
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This hill is being recalled.
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*shoves Kia off the hill*
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Larry, can i come up to your hill?
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Sorry, tours of Larry's Hill cost $200, plus a blood sacrifice.
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*grabs a random person, mugs him and slits there throat*
200, and the blood
*throws the body at larrys feet*
pwned.
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Well, can't say fairer than that.
Okay, you can come up, as long as you don't try to kill me and claim the hill as your own. And if you do, the consequences will be dire...
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sweet!
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*stands atop his hill, enjoying the brisk winds, and looking down in staisfaction at all the peasants milling around below*
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*throws a pipebomb down the hill*
Yey! Bodies!
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What did you do that for? Now who am I going to rule over?
*gets out his book of magic and flicks through to find a spell to restore life*
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ZOMBIES!!!!
*grabs a rifle and starts shooting away*
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Goddammit! If you kill my subjects one more time, I'm kicking you off this hill.
*brings everyone back to life again*
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I'll make my own hill.
*gathers up some dirt and stands proudly on it... until it collapses*
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So, somebody wants to challenge my position?
*grabs a sniper and shoots Kia in the head*
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Wasnt he your subject?
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Ow.
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Bara, I'm allowed to kill my subjects. You aren't.
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:'(
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Alright, fine. But you can only kill one person a day. And only the poor people.
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*shoots larry*
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Poor people, I said! Do I look poor to you? I'm the freakin' king!
Guards! Arrest this man for treason!
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um...shit!
*runs away to a waiting helo*
Get to the chooper!
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If I kill Road Warrior, can I be pardoned?
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*hops into the helicopter*
This isnt over yet!
*flys away*
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*fires a rocket launcher in the direction of the helicopter, but misses*
Damn.
Okay, Kia, you're my new bodyguard. If Road Warrior comes back, kill him. If you fail to do so, I'll probably just kill you again to make up for it. Understood?
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*looks down from the helicopter*
Hey, i think i have a good shot here!
*looks around for a rifle, but falls out of the helicopter*
ah, crap.
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Kia, he's back! Kill him!
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Alright, fine, I'll do it myself.
*pulls out a dagger, and charges down the hill towards RW*
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*takes out a sniper rifle and snipes RW*
Kia do good?
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*watches as the bullet bounces off him*
Sucker, i got kevlar on!
*dies*
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Good Kia. Have a cookie.
Now to loot the body.
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*munches on cookie*
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*hops up*
Ha! i wasnt dead!
*pulls out two pistols*
Back off.
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*eats the two pistols
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Man! thats what i do!
*eats Kia*
mmmm...Tostay.
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*eats RW*
And I remain undefeated!
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*shoots larry stomach open, and walks out*
No, since you are bleeding to death, i win!
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*drinks a couple of heal potions*
You going down, boy!
*shoots RW upside the face*
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*shoots RW's stomach open.
Aha! *looks at his own stomach where he ate his guns out*
F*ck.
*falls down dead*
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In return for your semi-loyalty, I shall hereby return you to life.
*revives Kia*
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Yay.
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...and there was much rejoicing.
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*finds some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter*
I can...
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Actually, that is butter. I just label it like that to confuse people.
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Oh. Well, you sure confused me.
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See, it totally works.
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Cool.
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*Fires a minigun at larry and Kia, missing*
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FUCK!
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*shoots a crossbow at RW, nailing him in the head.
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*cremates RW and buries the ashes, just to make sure he's dead*
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*Shows up to the hill*
Hey guys, i just got back and....whats that burning smell?
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Gah! I mean, er, what? Nothing's burning. I don't know what you're talking about.
On a totally unrelated note, you probably need to hire a new stunt double.
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i didnt have a stunt double....
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Well, who the hell did we just kill? Do you have a clone, maybe? A long lost twin brother?
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My bad. That was Osama bin Laden. I get you two confused.
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oh.
*sits down and plays Battlefield 2*
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*adds realism to RW's game by chopping his head off*
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*RW's head hops up*
You bastard!
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Ah, you'll be fine. It's just a flesh wound.
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oh. sorry.
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Once again, I have no idea what you're apologising for, but I will accept your apology.
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sorry.
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Now bake me an apology cake!
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No!!!!
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Then prepare to face my wrath...
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*grabs a rock and throws it a larry*
Back off!
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*holds a piece of paper in front of him to deflect the rock*
This means war!
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Werent we always at war?
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Well, I suppose. But now it's the kind of war where I can just tell my army to attack you while I sit back and watch.
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no fair!
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Please address all complaints to this inanimate rock.
In the meantime...
*turns to his army*
Charge!
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uhhh...
*looks behind him*
Cool! i get a minigun armed army!
*hops on a turtle*
CHARGE!!!!
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*sits and eats some popcorn while watching RW's army get totally pwned*
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*launches a nuke*
Sucker!
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Duck and cover!
*dives into his bunker and presses a button that brings up an impenetrable forcefield around himself and his entire army*
Phew. Crisis averted.
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*watches as his army charges into the forcefeild, killing all of larrys troops*
Victory is mine!
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What? Man, that forcefield generator was a total rip-off. I was assured it would keep out anything.
Guards! Find the guy who sold me that forcefield generator, and have him executed.
Now, back to the matter at hand. You may think you have won, but prepare to be surprised...
*presses a big, red button*
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Noo! not the easy button!
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*sits back and laughs sinisterly*
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*frowns in puzzlement, and presses the button a couple more times*
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Well, fantastic. Doesn't anything in this bunker work?
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i guess not. You wanna grab some burgers?
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No need. I happen to have a burger machine right here.
*Larry presses a button. Nothing happens.*
Dang. Okay, yeah, let's go.
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*goes get's some burgers*
You need some milkshakes?
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Ooh, yes, banana milkshake please.
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I want a chocolate moose.
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*gets Larry and KIA milkshakes*
So, now what?
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We could expand the hill.
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I wanna take over a hill.
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TREASON!!!
*shoots RW in the head
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*Runs behind a wall and starts up his comm-set*
Yeah, we have a Tratior guardsmen. Send in the 648th Penal Raiders.
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ALERT THE ROYAL GUARD! ALERT KING LARRY! ALERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD! THE ROAD WARRIOR HAS BETRAYED KING LARRY!
*The 414th Royal Armored Guard enters
Sick him, boys.
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*pulls out a spitball launcher*
STAY BACK!
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*descends through the roof with a jetpack*
Alright, what's going on here?
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KIA said i betaryed you after i suggested we take over a hill.
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Yeah, I know, I read all that.
What I meant was, what the hell do you think you're doing? There can only be one King of the Hill, and that's me. Suggesting anything else is just madness. I'm afraid I'm going to have to jail you for life.
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*watches as Valkyrie's drop down*
YOU ARE TO LATE! THE GUARDSMAN ARE HERE!
*attacks Larry with a chainsword*
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*climbs into his protective bubble, and watches Bara and his army get mowed down by the Royal Guard*
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*calls down a Air Strike*
FORWARD!!!
*pops larrys bubble*
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Okay, time for plan B.
*runs like hell*
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We won!
*watches as the rest of his men die in one tank blast*
Shit.
*runs like hell*
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*chases after the Road Warrior
Appropriate theme music: Benny Hill
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*dives behind a rock*
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uses his bazooka to destroy everybody
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HAXER!
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I'm not completely sure what that word means
*says Pensilvania getting ready to beat the daylights out of Road warroir*:smack: