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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2007, 10:18:29 PM »
*Shoots larry in the knee with a gun, then shoots him with a chainsaw crossbow bolt*

This is my land!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2007, 10:22:54 PM »
*renders the earth asunder and drops Bara into a bottomless pit*

I am Lord of all I survey!
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2007, 10:23:36 PM »
*Shoots a grappling hook, wich spikes larry in the head*

I win! And live!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2007, 10:25:27 PM »
*calls forth lightning to strike down Bara where he stands*

My kingdom needs me!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2007, 10:37:29 PM »
*Taco poisons everyone elses wine and takes back the crown and his scalp*

And Bara I think your ranking as the king of typos and gibberish messages has been lost to BCB
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2007, 10:48:27 PM »
*Kills taco (After all, i cant drink wine yet)*

BCB, im going to kill you.
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2007, 10:53:29 PM »
*slices Bara into 64,000 pieces with a bread knife*

I think it was inevitable that, as Bara slowly became more civilised, someone like BCB would have to rise to take his place. Also, I'm the king. Suck it.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2007, 11:09:19 PM »
*Taco throws Larry in a giant vacuum*

Looks like it sucked you... muhahahaha
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2007, 11:17:14 PM »
Of course, as soon as I enter the vacuum it isn't a vacuum any more.

*vanishes in a puff of logic and reappears next to Taco, and proceed to strangle him with his own intestines*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2007, 11:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Larry on November 05, 2007, 10:53:29 PM
Bara slowly became more civilised

Dude, i still got barbaian stuff in me. and im the king now.

*shoots larry with anthoer chainsaw bolt*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2007, 11:26:48 PM »
Seriously, though, look at you. You're using full stops, commas, even capital letters on occasion.

Anyway...*stuffs Bara in a sack, weighs it down with bricks, and throws him off a bridge*

It's good to be the king.
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2007, 11:32:37 PM »
*walks in through the front door*

Dang, your right! i am becoming civlived! but, i still do suck at speeling.

*lights larry on fire*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2007, 02:59:47 AM »
Quote from: Larry on November 05, 2007, 11:17:14 PM
Of course, as soon as I enter the vacuum it isn't a vacuum any more.

*vanishes in a puff of logic and reappears next to Taco, and proceed to strangle him with his own intestines*

Fine we can play it that way... they're no longer my intestines if they're not in me anymore so they logic poof too. Taco distracts Bara with something shiny then stabs him with something pointy.

KING!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2007, 09:35:11 AM »
*kicks Taco into a convenient volcano*

Checkmate!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2007, 05:38:46 PM »
*The volcano erupts burying Larry in molten rock and putting Taco back on top of the hill*
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