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Author Topic: king of the hill  (Read 32563 times)

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #90 on: November 12, 2007, 10:28:20 PM »
*Taco drugs Larry and takes the crown*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #91 on: November 12, 2007, 10:29:59 PM »
*Grabs a lasgun and shoots larry*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #92 on: November 12, 2007, 10:32:34 PM »
*Uses Bara confusion to brain him with a grammy award before the crown can be taken*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #93 on: November 12, 2007, 11:42:48 PM »
*kicks taco in the knee, and steals the crown*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #94 on: November 13, 2007, 08:15:07 AM »
*shoots himself in the foot, shouts in pain, and then takes the crown anyway*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #95 on: November 13, 2007, 10:41:37 AM »
*Hits Larry with Bara and takes the crown*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #96 on: November 13, 2007, 05:15:16 PM »
*takes a photo of Taco, thus stealing his soul, and takes the crown while he is in a soulless zombie-like state*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #97 on: November 13, 2007, 08:13:19 PM »
*The flash glints off Taco's teeth in a small flare of light blinding Larry allowing Taco to steal the crown and grab a few tasty brains chunks*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #98 on: November 13, 2007, 09:16:03 PM »
*takes some eye-drops to cure the blindness, then hammers Taco into the ground with a shovel*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #99 on: November 13, 2007, 09:34:59 PM »
*Taco tunnels underneath Larry and traps him in a sinkhole, he pours honey over Larry's head and leaves a little trail of honey running to the fire ant hive*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #100 on: November 13, 2007, 09:44:29 PM »
*teaches the fire ants to understand English, then bargains with them - if they attack the taco, they'll recieve an infinite supply of honey*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #101 on: November 13, 2007, 10:45:54 PM »
*walks in and takes the crown*

That was easy
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #102 on: November 14, 2007, 07:49:25 AM »
*Picks up the real crown after Bara walks off with the fake crown* Yeah Bara... too easy (like yo momma)
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #103 on: November 14, 2007, 09:29:45 AM »
* Akka-Wakka watches as Taco falls into his man eating Termite trap. Then he laughs.

* Akka-Wakka puts on his waffle crown.

Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #104 on: November 14, 2007, 10:29:31 AM »
A new challenger!

*Larry orders his giant robot to crush Akka, then takes the crown and hides it in a safe*
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