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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #780 on: March 17, 2008, 02:25:52 PM »
*holds a piece of paper in front of him to deflect the rock*

This means war!
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #781 on: March 17, 2008, 04:55:49 PM »
Werent we always at war?
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #782 on: March 17, 2008, 06:53:25 PM »
Well, I suppose. But now it's the kind of war where I can just tell my army to attack you while I sit back and watch.
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #783 on: March 17, 2008, 07:06:18 PM »
no fair!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #784 on: March 17, 2008, 08:28:00 PM »
Please address all complaints to this inanimate rock.

In the meantime...

*turns to his army*

Charge!
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #785 on: March 17, 2008, 08:49:15 PM »
uhhh...
*looks behind him*

Cool! i get a minigun armed army!

*hops on a turtle*

CHARGE!!!!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #786 on: March 17, 2008, 08:56:26 PM »
*sits and eats some popcorn while watching RW's army get totally pwned*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #787 on: March 17, 2008, 08:57:50 PM »
*launches a nuke*

Sucker!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #788 on: March 17, 2008, 09:02:10 PM »
Duck and cover!

*dives into his bunker and presses a button that brings up an impenetrable forcefield around himself and his entire army*

Phew. Crisis averted.
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #789 on: March 17, 2008, 09:04:01 PM »
*watches as his army charges into the forcefeild, killing all of larrys troops*

Victory is mine!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #790 on: March 17, 2008, 09:08:23 PM »
What? Man, that forcefield generator was a total rip-off. I was assured it would keep out anything.

Guards! Find the guy who sold me that forcefield generator, and have him executed.

Now, back to the matter at hand. You may think you have won, but prepare to be surprised...

*presses a big, red button*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #791 on: March 17, 2008, 09:33:26 PM »
Noo! not the easy button!
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #792 on: March 18, 2008, 09:08:41 AM »
*sits back and laughs sinisterly*

...

*frowns in puzzlement, and presses the button a couple more times*

...

Well, fantastic. Doesn't anything in this bunker work?
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #793 on: March 18, 2008, 12:44:37 PM »
i guess not. You wanna grab some burgers?
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #794 on: March 18, 2008, 12:50:11 PM »
No need. I happen to have a burger machine right here.

*Larry presses a button. Nothing happens.*

Dang. Okay, yeah, let's go.
Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.