king of the hill

[Bara]

its ok. i lived though nuclaer winter.

*dies*

Damn

[Larry]

*places the crown on his head and reigns supreme*

[Bara]

*realizes is he already a King (Spam King) and goes off to find a queen*

[Larry]

And so Larry the Hill King and Bara the Spam King coexisted in peace and harmony and everyone lived happily ever after.

[Bara]

im fine with that

[Larry]

So, now what?

[Bara]

we.... attack the other, non hill kings. You know, the Forest Kings, the Plains Kings, etc.

[Larry]

I'll launch an attack on the Ocean Kings to start with. Those guys are just too damn smug.

*orders his armies to dive into the sea, and waits patiently for their triumphant return*

[Bara]

*watches as they drown*

Here, borrow these

*orders a zombie horde to attack the see *

Mu ha ha ha

[Larry]

*watches his soldiers float lifelessly to the surface*

Hey, d'ya think you could reanimate these guys as zombies for me?

[Bara]

Alright...

500$ per reanimation, and they will be my soldiers

*reanimates Larrys dead soldiers*

[Larry]

Thanks. Wait...

*reads the small print*

Curses! I don't have that kind of money!

[Bara]

Quick! Get a loan!

[Larry]

Ok, let's see, 500 each, and there were 10,000 soldiers, so that means I owe you...$5,000,000. Fantastic.

*phones the bank*

Yeah, I'd like to take out a loan... name's Larry... $5,000,000 ...yeah, that's right ...what? ...what's wrong with my credit rating? ...yeah, okay ...collateral? ...I've got a really nice crown ...and a hill ...uh-huh ...uh-huh ...alright, thanks.

*puts the phone down*

They said no.

[Bara]

Allow me

*phones someone*

Yeah....tony, its me. I need you to Rough up a few people....Yeah....you get standard fee....yeah...yep.

*hangs up*

Tony will deal with it.