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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #585 on: December 21, 2007, 08:51:14 PM »
*shoves Mox in a sack and drowns him*

I am the king. Exclamation mark.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #586 on: December 21, 2007, 10:05:17 PM »
Look. Does Mox or wood float in water? ... What else floats in water? ... (A duck!) Precisely. So, logically, if Larry weighs the same as a duck, then he's made of wood, and therefore.... A WITCH, A WITCH! BURN HIM!
*weighs Larry and he proves to be the same weight as a duck*
*The villagers then burn Larry to a crisp, leaving Talmann as King*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #587 on: December 21, 2007, 10:37:19 PM »
Fine, we'll play it your way.

*readies the Holy Hand Grenade*

Wait, how does this thing work?

*checks the scriptures*

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

*takes out the pin*

One, two, five...er, three...

*throws the grenade*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #588 on: December 22, 2007, 03:30:39 PM »
*runs and hopes the grenade goes towards Mox or Bara*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #589 on: December 22, 2007, 05:04:10 PM »
*looks at the grenade lying at his feet, and decides to try throwing it further*

Incoming!

*lobs it in a random direction and runs*
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Offline Moxsen

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #590 on: December 22, 2007, 07:18:13 PM »
three?

*The holy hand grenade of Antioch blows up in Larry's back since it bounced on the wall he threw it at*

I am the king once again.
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #591 on: December 22, 2007, 08:20:08 PM »
*outruns the explosion in slow motion, dives at the last second, and snatches the crown off Mox's head as he does so*

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Offline Moxsen

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #592 on: December 22, 2007, 09:58:31 PM »
Aaaand that would make you run through the explosion in slow-mo??

Moooving on... *Hacks game mainframe and enters "thereisnocowlevel" for instant victory"

I win  :-P :-P
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Offline Talmann

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #593 on: December 23, 2007, 12:40:48 AM »
Errg... teh haxxors!
*sets up extreme firewall which expels Mox from the game and deletes his character*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #594 on: December 31, 2007, 05:50:07 PM »
*pwns the n00ds and becomes uber king*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #595 on: December 31, 2007, 06:53:37 PM »
*sneaks up behind Bara and slices his legs off*
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #596 on: January 20, 2008, 06:03:51 PM »
Runs up the hill and gives everyone a BIG hug, stabbing them in the back by doing so. Takes the crown and runs for it.
"See ya at the ice cream parlor."
Grabs the legless Bara and takes along.
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #597 on: January 20, 2008, 09:25:03 PM »
*as Pach and Bara run into Larry's giant cage (disguised as an ice-cream parlour), Larry leaps from the bushes, snatches the crown, slams the cage door shut, and locks it*
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Offline Bara

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #598 on: January 22, 2008, 10:56:17 PM »
" Ice Cream!"

*eats the ice cream*

Yummy....

*pulls out a m-16 and shoots the running larry, then goes bakc to eating ice cream*
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Offline Larry

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Re: king of the hill
« Reply #599 on: January 23, 2008, 01:10:21 PM »
Yeah, poisoned ice cream.
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