king of the hill

[Larry]

Not quite got the hang of this game yet, have you?

Ah, well, if you really want me to keep it...

*Wins the thread. Again.*

[Bara]

no, i want you to have it. youll have a shorter lifespan.

[Larry]

Ah, and then you'll take the throne once I'm dead? Not on my watch.

*throws the crown into a lake of magma*

Now no-one gets it. Mwahahahahahaha!

[Bara]

ok.

*takes out his remote dentoer and blows it up*

was waiting till you put it on.

[Larry]

Hah! I outsmarted you, eh?

...not much of an achievement, I guess.

[Bara]

ture

*pushes larry into the magma and pulls out a cell pohne*

Yeah, larrys dead. i want my money taco.

[Larry]

*emerges from the bushes and watches his robot clone sink into the magma*

Taco was paying you to kill me? 'Cos he was also paying me to kill you.

*shoves Bara into the magma*

[Bara]

*using a handy rock, bara hops back on land*

hmm...i think taco is trying to destory the peace treaty between pirates and ninjas

*stabs larry in the eye*

[Larry]

*nimbly dodges*

Hmm, could be. Maybe we should team up against him.

*smashes Bara's head in with a rock*

[Bara]

*stumbles for a bit, then blasts larry again with a sawn off shotgun*


maybe. you ninjas are too damn neat.

[Larry]

*recovers quickly and trips up Bara*

Neat? Is that meant to be an insult?

[Bara]

yes. wussys

*Stands up, then slaps larry silly*

[Larry]

I see...

*slaps Bara sensible*

[Bara]

thanks i need that.

[Larry]

You don't say.

*fires a crossbow at Bara*